It’s been rough times for Miami, as all you sport fans are probably aware. We’re good people over here at Complex, though, so instead of relentlessly throwing salt in that wound over, and over, and over again, we’re going to be nice and show love to Miami, by giving some Internet dap to one of the coldest resorts in the Sunshine State, The Setai Hotel and Resort.

Located right in the heart of South Beach, we probably don’t really have to tell you why The Setai is awesome (it’s South Beach, hello!) but freak it, we’ll explain anyway. Everything here is extravagant in that great Miami kind of way, from the plethora of restaurants, to the various inside pools, to the decked out rooms with views of the ocean, to having the opportunity to rent out your own private yacht—we swear to God you’ll feel like you’re in the “Hypnotize” video.

And that’s not only when you’re on the premises. You see, what makes The Setai the complete deal is the proximity to everything outside that makes Miami Miami. You’re next to the clubs, the shopping, the boardwalk, and, best of all, the women. This kind of closeness will cost you, however, with rooms ranging from $600 for a studio suite to $4,000 for a two bedroom special suite. Yeah, it’s a grip, but unless you want to be dodging bullets while you bus it from Little Havana to South Beach everyday, what choice do you have, brah?
Tags: resort-porn, the-setai-hotel, miami
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