Exhibition-ism: Porn Star Alexis Ford Visits the Museum of Sex

Exhibition-ism: Porn Star Alexis Ford Visits the Museum of Sex

Alexis Ford loves sex. So much so, she decided to become a porn star two and a half years ago, headlining such blue movies as Bikinis No Weenies and Squirt Girl. The Adam & Eve contract girl from Queens, NY, however, had never visited the Museum of Sex located in Midtown Manhattan—until now that is. Join the petite blonde with the all-natural perky breasts and inviting lips as she tours MoSex and make sure to follow her at twitter.com/alexisford.

Alexis Ford's Favorite and Least Favorite Parts of the Museum:

"My favorite thing here was the first exhibit that we saw [“Action: Sex and the Moving Image”] about the different years of porn. I liked seeing the early stages of porn and how different it is now. I feel that now porn has taken a whole new route because [producers] actually don’t like the big fake boobs and tan skin anymore. I know my company doesn’t like me tan.

"Playboy was doing a whole big thing where they were featuring a lot of girls without fake boobs. [But] I liked how the exhibit showed the legends of porn, like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick, and the celebrity porn, too. I was surprised that they showed Paris Hilton [in her sex tape].

"My least favorite was the animated porn [“Comics Stripped”]. I definitely think it’s a little strange. People come up with the weirdest things. I don’t know if I could necessarily get off to it. I would find it more entertaining than erotic.

"I actually read somewhere that if you really look at the [female] Disney characters they all had really big titties, a small waist, and a big ass. And it’s bad because little kids watch it and then they think that’s how all [women] should really be, but it’s not. And they were saying something about how Disney portrays a lot of sex, but people don’t really realize it. So it’s funny to see Disney [cartoons featured in an exhibit] at the Sex Museum. Like Tinkerbell. I have Tinkerbell tattooed on my pussy. I think she’s really fuckin’ hot. She’s so seductive looking and has such a perfect petite but curvy body. She’s very womanly. I think Tinkerbell’s fuckin’ sexy. If Tinkerbell came to life, I would fuck her. But, yeah, she’s a Disney character, so it’s very contradictory."

The Sex Lives of Robots?

"I personally find sex dolls to be really cool, you know, how realistic they look. But I wouldn’t be able to masturbate to one. Like, I find that to be a little weird. But, man, it’d be kinda cool to have one in your house hangin’ out [laughs]."

Furries!

"People have some weird-ass fetishes. I guess that’s where they imagine they're fucking an animal? That doesn’t turn me on. I just like simple sex. Maybe a little you tie me up, choke me. And I definitely like latex because it’s such a tight feeling that it makes you have a really good orgasm. Chains, whips, ball gags, I like that. But a furry animal head I think might be a little much."

“The Sex Lives of Animals”

"Right now we are watching gorillas having sex. And I have to say, people need to start taking lessons from them because they are getting it in right now. Oh my God. Now I know where they get the term “fuckin’ like animals” because they’re fucking pounding the shit out of each other."

Is a Date at MoSex a Turn On?

"Yeah. Me and my boyfriend actually have sex in public a lot. It’s one of our big things that we do. So we probably would have found a bathroom because we seem to bless every bathroom that we go to, especially in public. We’ve been kicked out of many places because of it."

Best Items to Buy at the Gift Shop

"Take One, Take Two Glazed Stoneware Ceramic Tissue Dispenser"
"I like how you can take the tissue out of the asshole."

3DD: A 3-D Celebration of Breasts

"Wow! That’s so cool. I have never seen a book in 3-D before. You can put on the 3-D glasses and you get to see boobs in 3-D. I actually saw a 3-D porn at one of the convention shows. It’s really cool, especially when the guy cums and you get to see the cum shooting out at you. It’s awesome."

Pam: American Idol (book)

"Pamela Anderson definitely is a sex icon. She is, to me, the ultimate man’s fantasy. I just played her role as the Tool Time girl in Home Improvement XXX: A Parody, so I feel like I have a special connection with her. It was actually very intimidating because she is such a big icon."

Soup For Sluts Instant Ramen Noodles

The tagline is: “Cheap, Fast & Easy.” That’s so fucking awesome. They should sell this in every store. I’m actually gonna buy this for my boyfriend because he loves ramen noodles and he loves sluts. Obviously: he’s with me!

Rate The Museum on a Scale of 0-5:

"I would give it a 5. It’s very educational. There is a lot of different types of exhibits from early porn to bondage to anime to animals. It’s really a museum on all aspects of sex, not just what we [normally] think of what sex is. Actually, I didn’t see them have a thing about squirting in the museum. That’s one of my specialties that not every woman can do. So they should have a little section on that."

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