Before we start, we would first like to offer an apology. We’ll admit it—we made a mistake. We can’t believe it took us five weeks to show some Resort Porn from Costa Rica. Like Costa Rica is some shitty second tier destination spot. Well it's not and the Four Seasons Resort in Costa Rica should be proof enough. Located in the tiny peninsula of Papagayo, the resort is smack dab in the middle of the tropical forest. Which means every day you’re there you can blur the lines between civilization and wildlife. Go from dining in fancy schmancy restaurants like Di Mare to zip-lining through the jungle next to a squirrel monkey. Get a room for you and you mate for about $700 bucks night, which isn’t cheap—but whatever it’s freakin' Costa Rica. Oh and we didn’t even mention the coolest feature yet: If you're feeling somewhat charitable—or maybe you just want to impress your gal—you can participate in Four Seasons Costa Rica's community outreach program, which allows you to adopt a disadvantaged child for your stay or even help volunteer at a local school. So you can get on God’s good side on the Angie Jolie tip, all while on vacation? Win, win, baby!