DIRTBAG'S, UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA
1800 E. Speedway Blvd.
Its slogan is "A part of growing up," and if you think part of the human maturation process involves ingesting a pitcher of something called "Sicilian Whore" (eight different liquors with a dash of pineapple), then Dirtbag's is your spot. It ain't pretty (tile floors and spartan bar furniture), but that's not why you cozy up to Sicilian whores in the first place, right? [Website: dirtbagsbar.com]