Movies Ayo! Scott: Boldly Go See Star Trek

Kirk and Spock team up to probe deep space.

Ayo! Scott identifies with James Tiberius Kirk. The critic and the captain both know that, whether the skin is yellow, red, black, white, brown, green or blue, it’s all black hole when the lights go out. That’s about as deep space as Ayo!’s identification with Star Trek goes. After all, he doesn’t have a glandular problem or sleep on a twin bed in his mom’s basement, and the only convention he’s interested in is girl-girl-girl-MILF-Ayo! It’s a testament to director J.J. Abrams’s even-handedness that a non-devotee like Ayo! thinks his new Star Trek is out of this world…