Sports Say Hello To The Bad Guy: The Illest Sports Villains In The Game

Sports fans, say hi to the bad guy, Brock Lesnar!

Just like your colon, sports need an asshole. This weekend, mixed martial arts found its attention-grabbing, shit-popping sphincter when former WWE fake wrestler-turned-fighter Brock Lesnar managed to piss off everyone at UFC 100. Big Lez retained his heavyweight title by brutalizing Frank Mir, who’d beaten him 17 months earlier, then taunted his bloodied, defeated foe. The Mandalay Bay crowd turned on the gentleman champ and booed, at which point he middle finger-blasted them. As if he hadn’t been enough of a dick already, in a post-match interview, he squeezed out a stinky on sponsor Bud Light, saying he prefers Coors Light “because Bud Light won’t pay me.” Finally, he talked about mounting his wife later that night. Though UFC president Dana White claims he was incensed and tore his asshole champ a new one, we all know the organization is fortunate to have a hated star to market.

With Lesnar’s emergence as a bad boy, Complex got to thinking about the other athletes who stand out as the current villain of their sport. Check out our list and let us know if there’s somebody you think is a bigger bad boy. We can handle it. After all, we love the hate…

Sports Wrestlemania’s Greatest Celebrity Smackdowns

We gotta give it to World Wrestling Entertainment. Even with the rise of MMA and the league’s biggest stars moving on to movies, Vince McMahon and Co. still manage to put on a spectacle of a show.

Admittedly, we haven’t watched a Wrestlemania since The Rock was bodying cats, but we wish we had tuned in this past Saturday to see Academy Award nominee Mickey Rourke knock out Chris Jericho. Mad people got uptight about Rourke hitting the ring right after his best year ever, but he’s just the latest in a long line of celebrities (mostly past their prime) that have popped up at Wrestlemania. Check out the five greatest appearances in the squared circle by famous people below…

Sports The Real-Life ‘Wrestler’: 5 Fighters Who Won’t Retire

Tights make it very difficult for old wrestlers to wear diapers discreetly.

In The Wrestler, Darren Aronofsky’s awesome new film, beat-up, has-been actor Mickey Rourke plays Randy “The Ram” Robinson, a beat-up, has-been wrestler who was big shit in the ’80s but now fights in school gyms and can barely manage to pay rent on his trailer home. At one point, Ram describes himself as “an old broken down piece of meat.”

Sadly, too many real-life fake wrestlers stick around the ring past their prime, when their meat has gone wrinkly and rancid. In honor of this award-worthy flick, check out five real old-ass fake wrestlers who should go down for the count and throw themselves wholeheartedly into retirement.

Politics & Crime Presidential Candidates Wrestle For The Belt

Amidst weak debates and back-and-forth tussles to take home Pennsylvania's primary championship belt, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama made time to tap into the WWE's fan-base for a short P.S.A. Full of past and present WWE clichés, Hillary adopted the wrestling alias of “Hill-Rod” while Obama asked fans if they smell what “Ba-Rock was cookin’.” Republican nominee John McCain also took place in the awkward triple-threat attempt at pleasing the wrestling faithful by not only pronouncing Barack wrong, but also doing the worst rendition of Hulk Hogan's “Hulkamaniacs” shtick ever. We're hearing crickets, but see for yourself after the jump.