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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest English Women

jerwin — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:14:57 +0000

The G20 Economic Summit is poppin’ off in London this week and shite is hitting the fan. The economy’s even more busted in England and all kinds of anarchists, anti-capitalists and patchouli salesmen are in the streets smashing bank windows and such.

Luckily for the folks in the jolly ol’, that’s not the only thing that’s more busted on the other side of the pond—the U.K.’s got a host of women more top-heavy than a Ford Explorer. To give all those militant hippies something to cool out to, we present The 9 Hottest English Women…

#9. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
CLAIM TO FAME: Pirates of the Caribbean, Pride and Prejudice, principled refusal to use a new plate when going for seconds at buffets.

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Irish Women

donniek — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:07:58 +0000

Unless you never leave the house, you probably noticed a sea of drunk white boys dressed in green yesterday, parading down the streets in celebration of the spiritual don of Ireland: Saint Patrick. Not only does Ireland’s patron saint get more green than your favorite rapper, his homeland is responsible for producing a veritable feckload of gorgeous women. Lucky charms indeed! Without further ado, here are the world’s 9 hottest Irish women…

#9. ANDREA CORR
Claim To Fame: She made her debut with her siblings in a quartet called The Corrs, then had a successful career as a solo artist. Despite proposals from many notable British celebrities, she decided to marry Brett Desmond, the son of billionaire Dermott Desmond. Money talks, snitches!

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Sri Lankan Women

jerwin — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:02:17 +0000

So there was a little musical award ceremony this weekend and, as usual, hip-hop got robbed. But in the midst of the old white folk circle jerk came the evenings’ undisputed high point: T.I., Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and Kanye West rocking “Swagga Like Us” with a very pregnant M.I.A. singing the hook.

On a heavier note, shit is definitely not good in M.I.A.’s homeland of Sri Lanka (it’s in the midst of a 25-year civil war, with a segment of M.I.A.’s ancestral Tamil people seeking to secede from the country) and that’s something that not even Complex will joke about. But the island of Sri Lanka is home to some beautiful women, so to celebrate M.I.A.’s Grammy-saving performance, we present nine of the hottest…

#9. AMARA KARAN
Claim to fame: Rita in Wes Anderson’s white-boy-out-of-water drama The Darjeeling Limited, described by The Hollywood Reporter as “the train’s attractive Indian stewardess.” Take that post-racial America!

#8. NADEEKA PERERA
Claim to fame: The 2005 Miss Sri Lanka was crowned International Best Female Model in 2007. Organizers of the latter were awarded Syntax of the Most Not Make Sense 0270.

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Australian Women

justinm — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:43:58 +0000

It’s not even summer concert season, but it’s time for an Oz fest!

It may be cold in the Northern Hemisphere, but Australia is burning up like genitals at the free clinic. No, seriously. The island nation of former criminals and outcasts has been experiencing record high temperatures during its summer'a development that is particularly dangerous for the country’s women, who were already hot to death (R.I.P. everyone who has actually died as a result of the heat wave).

While Aussies endure the heat, Complex fans the flames of brushfires with a countdown of the hottest women in the land Down Under. We’re talking women who make us wanna throw a JUMBO shrimp on the barbie. Women who make us ask, “G’day. Mate?” Women who…OK, just look at the pics already…

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Canadian Women

prubin — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:48:59 +0000

Earlier today, we debuted our February/March cover story with Kobe Bryant, and barring any more technological fuckery (where are we, Pennsylvania Dutch country?), tomorrow we will be revealing the sexy side of our Feb/March issue: 24’s delectable Elisha Cuthbert, who happens to hail from Canada.

So in the interest of upholding good diplomatic relations between ourselves and our northern neighbors, we’d like to pay homage to the land of polar bear bestiality and Molson with another classic Worldwide Wednesday. Read on to see the nine women who put the “hot” in “Hottawa.” What’s that? It’s not called'ah, forget it. Just look at some pictures…

#9. Pamela Anderson
Claim to fame: The original barbie-turned-amateur-pornstar-turned-MILF-turned-cougar. Undertalented would-be starlets, take note.

#8. Kristin Kreuk
Claim to fame: First on Smallville now about to high-kick her way into a Street Fighter movie that’s sure to somehow be more of a candy-colored turd than the original. At least that had a soundtrack classic.

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Hawaiian Women

jerwin — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:04:04 +0000

Give yourselves a pat on the back America. After years of enduring crappy Presidents from crappy hometowns like Tampico, Illinois, Raleigh, North Carolina and New Haven, Connecticut, we’ve now got a chief executive from someplace cool: Barack Hussein Obama of Honolulu, Hawaii.

And to ~~piggyback like everybody else on the big homie’s historic rise to power~~ celebrate, we present the 9 hottest women from his home state…

9. Kelly Hu
Claim to fame: Honolulu-born stunner was Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993; more recently starred in the blink-and-you-missed-it sitcom In Case of Emergency.

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Italian Women

prubin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:29:36 +0000

Heeeeeey, happy Italian Flag Day, (the tricolored flag first premiered on January 7, 1797) everybody! No, seriously. We love a celebration, and there’s-a no better way to commemorate the spiciest meatball in all of flagdom than to offer up an ennead'or nonet, take your pick'of the finest specimens ever to spring from the loins of the Boot. Or something like that.

Oh, forget it. It’s nine Italian women we’d gladly make our goomah. Happy?

#9. Giada De Laurentiis
Claim to fame: Putting all kinds of things in her mouth on the Food Network. The sexiest disproportionately large head in all of television.

#8. Elisabetta Canalis
Claim to fame: In Italy, she’s a popular TV personality. Here, she’s “Lady in Castle” in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. We blame the language barrier.

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Dutch Women

dscott — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:10:24 +0000

If there’s one nation in the European Union we’d choose to spend the rest of our days, it’d probably be the Netherlands. Not only can we blow trees in the park, they got the some of the best broads in the EU. Don’t believe us? Check out Tom Cruise’s new flick, Valkyrie.

Not for the amazing voice work (Nazi’s were American, you didn’t know?), but for the Dutch stunner, Carice van Houten. If you’re still not convinced that the Netherlands pumps out some beauties, we compiled a list of the nine hottest to ever hit their shores. Happy Holidays!

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Greek Women

donniek — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:52:06 +0000

Greece might be the OG land of European beauties. Its warm climate, gorgeous scenery, and rich history are sure to produce some banging women for the rest of the world. In fact, many of our childhood bedtime stories involved mythologies regarding fine ass Greek goddesses fucking around with other gods.

With such tales deeply rooted down in our memory lanes, we thought it was only right for us to seek out some of Greece's finest natural resources…

Check out these gorgeous Greek beauties, you malakas!

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Indian Women

dscott — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:11:48 +0000

There a ton of reasons to love India. The food, the culture, the scenery. But there’s something else that keeps us locked onto the worlds largest democracy. It’s the seemingly endless amount of dimes that make up the worlds most populous country. We already showed you the hottest chicks in Bollywood, now we bring you our hottest Indian woman, period. Well, nine of them, at least. Take a look at who made the cut below…

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Native American Women

prubin — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:23:19 +0000

Happy Day Before ~~Indigenous Genocide~~ Thanksgiving, everybody! Since you’ll all be sitting down to a moderately annoying meal tomorrow, we thought we’d take some time out to give thanks for the upside of the wholesale destruction of the continent’s OG inhabitants. No, not the smallpox blankets or broken promises'we’re talking about the wide-ranging intermarriages and resulting hot women of all races who claim Native American blood. So let’s bury the hatchet, everyone'we’re all one tribe, right?

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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Puerto Rican Women

jerwin — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:47:02 +0000

So, 515 years ago today, a really pushy Italian named Christopher Columbus landed on the island that we now call Puerto Rico. Yeah, not exactly the greatest day in Boricuan history, but asi es la vida. But before our Puerto Rican friends go have it out with the guys at their local pizzeria, we ask: Think of the women! Specifically, think of Puerto Rican women! And if you have any problems bringing a few to mind, take a look at our picks.

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