Expecting a lot of dumb Polish blonde jokes? Sorry to disappoint, but the only stupid we’re talking here is stupid hot. As we discovered while paying tribute to the finest dime pieces in Poland, it’s very common for women there to pose without any clothes on. We only wish more American women would get on that Pole! Oh, so many ways to take that. While you ponder, take this list of unbelievably hot Polish women, the 10 hottest in the country, to be exact.
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Besides Red Stripe, reggae music, Appleton Rum and Usain Bolt, there’s another export that Jamaica can be equally proud of: women. The island nation that celebrated its 47th year of independence this past August has been minting dimes since before Bob Marley was wailing. We feel it’s only right that we finally give the Caribbean island its own Worldwide Wednesday.
We were going to wait for Bolt to break another record, but we learned today that he’s up for the 2009 International Association of Athletics Athlete of the Year award, so we said eff it. Besides, all this cold weather has us pining for some tropical love. Keep reading to see the 9 Hottest Jamaican Women. This ones for you, Usain!
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Which city wins the World Series of Women—NY or Philly?
The Yankees and Phillies kick off the 2009 World Series tonight and resume a bitter rivalry between their cities (relevant on a national scale once upon a time, Philly is very, very bitter that New York is the shit worldwide). Baseball alone is enough to bring out the hate Philadelphians and New Yorkers feel for each other, so wait until we put their women up against each other. Check out the head-to-head match-ups between NYC and Philly natives and help us decide which city takes the trophy for hottest women…
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Well, it’s official, Egypt is facing Tanzania in the last round of World Cup Qualifying. The African champs have to win this one to get into the big dance this summer, so the stakes are higher. We’re not too sure how the pre-cup point system works, but since soccer is 90 minutes of dudes running around the field in short-shorts (and sometimes off the field. Yeah, we’re looking at you, Ronaldo) we figured we’d scope out some possible cheerleaders for the face off. Let’s be honest, you probably don’t know much about soccer and you probably know just as little about Egypt. But, thankfully, you know what hot chicks look like. So without further adieu, we present the 9 Hottest Egyptian women…Score!
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Colombia has long been known for its addicting exports—take our recent Sofia Vergara tribute as evidence. With that said, we figured its time to introduce you to the rest of Colombia’s finest to over-indulge yourself with.
Besides, with the American release of Shakira’s new album She Wolf pushed back a couple weeks, we need to get our daily fix somehow. So allow us to cure your withdrawal with our latest edition of Worldwide Wednesday (click here for the interactive map). Let’s admit it, Colombia’s coffee isn’t the only thing keeping us up at night…
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We revealed the Worldwide Wednesday Interactive Map so you can keep tabs on hotties everywhere. [LINK]
If you haven’t already, check out our Top 100 Internet Videos Of The 2000s countdown. [LINK]
Producers RATATAT, Emile, and ILLFONICS took us through the making of Kid Cudi’s album.
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Moe Jackson: Hayden Panettiere stopped by Jimmy Kimmel. [LINK]
Nah Right: Jim Jones and Mos Def continue the Black Roc webisode series. [LINK]
Sneaker News: Lots of new Air Jordan 1s on the way. [LINK]
SlamxHype: Lanvin combines chukkas and boat shoes. [LINK]
By now you should be familiar with our popular Worldwide Wednesday series, in which we take you around the globe to survey the hottest women from different countries. Well, you guys have been demanding that we collect all of our Worldwide Wednesdays together in one place for easy clickability. Ask no more: Today, we are unveiling our Worldwide Wednesday Interactive Map—click on one of our custom markers to see the hottest women from that region. And of course, keep checking back because the map will be updated as we accumulate more WW posts in weeks to come. Happy trails, my dudes…
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We used to wait anxiously for our favorite underage starlets to come of age (*cough* Hermione *cough*), but with cougar fever reaching epidemic levels, now it’s the reverse: We’re circling the dates when women turn 40 and hit that middle-aged sweet spot. At age 45, Courteney Cox has been on our radar for a few years now, so with tonight’s premiere of her new show Cougar Town (Wednesdays, 9:30 p.m. on ABC), we’re thinking it’s about time we paid tribute to the other cougars from around the world. Read on to see our international roster of 40-something treats…
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In our time doing Worldwide Wednesday, we’ve traveled to nearly every area on this big blue marble of ours: Australia, South America, the Caribbean, East Africa, the list goes on. But when we opened the newspaper this morning and saw that Nigerian militants had extended their cease-fire, we said to ourselves, “Finally, a threadbare excuse to gawk at pictures of beautiful West African women!” And gawk we did, to the tune of an ennead of pulchritude (two words at 50 cents a word, that’ll be a dollar…) that makes us want to jump a flight to Lagos right quick and introduce some ladies to our own Lagos, nahmeridian?
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Today we learned that Swedish car maker Koenigsegg teamed up with Beijing Automotive Industry Holding Co, Ltd. to purchase Saab from GM. You remember them, right? Onetime automotive titan, now owned by the federal government? Anyway. Seismic shifts in the industrial world are cool and all, but what’s being overlooked in all this is that cars aren’t even what Sweden does best. Neither is self-assembled MDF furniture, or meatballs (ayo!), or even peace prizes. No, where Sweden really excels is statuesque blonde women who are sexually confident and smoking hot. Need proof? Just peep the latest Worldwide Wednesday installment as we jet to the land of the Midnight Sun…
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