Don’t let the peanut sauce and massages fool you, it aint all sweet in Thailand. Just yesterday, the Thai “Red Shirts” poured their own blood all over the gate of the Government House in Bangkok. We have no idea how that’s supposed to help them attain their goal of bringing down the current regime and get new elections going, but whatever. What we do know is that on Complex’s quest to bring you the hottest girls from all corners of the world, Thailand has got more than enough fine ladies to make our blood boil…
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We keep a close watch on world affairs for Worldwide Wednesday. That’s why we’ve been playing close attention to Xynthia, a violent European windstorm that’s been ripping through Western Europe causing the deaths of 62 Europeans and leaving millions of people without electricity. And where did Xynthia originate? Portugal. And while we wish everyone the best over there, we’re storming you with the 9 Hottest Women from Portugal. See? It’s not all bad…
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Happy Independence Day, Estonia! Today, the country celebrates its liberation from the occupation of the German and Russian empires. For those of you who failed Geography, Estonia is an Eastern European country bordered by Finland, Russia, and Latvia. Translation: the girls are all either skinny supermodels, intimidating dominatrices, or electro-pop musicians. Regardless of which category they fit into, they all have one uniting factor—exceptional sexiness. You not believe us? See what you think after looking at the Hottest Estonian Women…
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Happy Chinese New Year! Everywhere around the world, billions and billions of people began the Year of the Tiger last weekend, and we’ve decided to celebrate it here at Complex with the country of Taiwan. The most important holiday of their country is important to us too—it gives us an excuse to party for four days straight with the hottest girls on the island. So click through and check out the hottest Taiwanese women…
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The Winter Olympics pop off on Friday and, unlike much of the U.S., we’re actually fans. Don’t ask us who won the two-man bobsled (ayo!) last time, but we’ll be tuning in for the next couple weeks. We might (might) even fuck around and watch some figure skating.
But you know who really cares about the Winter Olympics? Norway. Yeah, we don’t really need a creative reason to tour the world and offer galleries of their hottest women, but we figured, Hey, Norway’s excited about luge and cross-country skiing and curling, and Hey, we’re excited about their females, so why not get excited together. Or something like that. Anyway, like Pauly D, we (and probably you at this point) just want to get to the business. In celebration of the “two-week Norwegian Super Bowl,” we offer up the 10 hottest Norwegian women…
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Happy (early) Waitangi Day! This Saturday, Kiwis (the people of New Zealand, not the fruit) everywhere will be celebrating the formerly named New Zealand Day, which commemorates the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi in 1840, which recognized the country as part of the British empire and granted its citizens equal rights to British subjects. Crikey! G’day mate! Er, whatever New Zealander exclamation you prefer!
While traditional celebrations of the holiday range from subdued, private observance to social balls and pub crawls, we decided to have a whole ‘nother celebration, in the way only we can do. We’ve counted down the 10 Hottest New Zealand Women for this week’s Worldwide Wednesday, so cue up your Flight of the Conchords 8-track and enjoy…
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Hanukkah began last Friday and it’s about time we celebrate the miraculous holiday that commemorates the victory of the Maccabees, a Jewish rebel army, over the Syrians in 165 B.C.E. Yea, it’s actually about a lot more than dreidel-spinning and candle-lighting—just ask Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson or Bar Rafaeli.
Anyway, you’re probably already familiar with the Hanukkah tradition: For each of its eight days, presents are exchanged. Well, light another candle on the menorah, muthafuckas! Here’s our list of the 15 Hottest Jewish Women…
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You can say know the holiday season starts the day after Thanksgiving, but for us things don’t really kick off until the United Nations Climate Change Conference rolls around. And now it’s finally here! Earlier this week, world leaders from all over the, well, world descended on Copenhagen, Denmark to discuss biofuels, electric cars, and how long it’s gonna take for us all to be submerged under 200 feet of melted ice caps.
Of course, if they were smart, some of the single attendees (and Nicolas Sarkozy) would spend some extra time in Copenhagen looking for some up-nawf lovin’. Because as much people love to talk about Sweden, Denmark has more than it’s share of smokin’ Scandies. Don’t believe us? Read on for our fantasy Danish ninesome. Yes, ninesome. What?! It’s the holidays!
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It’s that time again…Worldwide Wednesday, where we celebrate the most beautiful women in the world. For those of you that don’t get out much, it’s now December, and that means brick weather for most of the U.S. Of course it also means the drop of our December/January issue, and our brickhouse cover girl, Zoe Saldana.
In honor of Zoe’s incredible cover shoot, we’re devoting this week’s Worldwide Wednesday to the Dominican Republic, a country of 10 million people, at least half of whom are seemingly either hot women or shortstops (but, alas, not both—at least yet). Zoe was born in the U.S. (New Jerz!), but she’s half Dominican, and spent much of her childhood in the D.R., so you know she qualifies for our list of the 9 Hottest Dominican Women…
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Expecting a lot of dumb Polish blonde jokes? Sorry to disappoint, but the only stupid we’re talking here is stupid hot. As we discovered while paying tribute to the finest dime pieces in Poland, it’s very common for women there to pose without any clothes on. We only wish more American women would get on that Pole! Oh, so many ways to take that. While you ponder, take this list of unbelievably hot Polish women, the 10 hottest in the country, to be exact.
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Besides Red Stripe, reggae music, Appleton Rum and Usain Bolt, there’s another export that Jamaica can be equally proud of: women. The island nation that celebrated its 47th year of independence this past August has been minting dimes since before Bob Marley was wailing. We feel it’s only right that we finally give the Caribbean island its own Worldwide Wednesday.
We were going to wait for Bolt to break another record, but we learned today that he’s up for the 2009 International Association of Athletics Athlete of the Year award, so we said eff it. Besides, all this cold weather has us pining for some tropical love. Keep reading to see the 9 Hottest Jamaican Women. This ones for you, Usain!
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Which city wins the World Series of Women—NY or Philly?
The Yankees and Phillies kick off the 2009 World Series tonight and resume a bitter rivalry between their cities (relevant on a national scale once upon a time, Philly is very, very bitter that New York is the shit worldwide). Baseball alone is enough to bring out the hate Philadelphians and New Yorkers feel for each other, so wait until we put their women up against each other. Check out the head-to-head match-ups between NYC and Philly natives and help us decide which city takes the trophy for hottest women…
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Well, it’s official, Egypt is facing Tanzania in the last round of World Cup Qualifying. The African champs have to win this one to get into the big dance this summer, so the stakes are higher. We’re not too sure how the pre-cup point system works, but since soccer is 90 minutes of dudes running around the field in short-shorts (and sometimes off the field. Yeah, we’re looking at you, Ronaldo) we figured we’d scope out some possible cheerleaders for the face off. Let’s be honest, you probably don’t know much about soccer and you probably know just as little about Egypt. But, thankfully, you know what hot chicks look like. So without further adieu, we present the 9 Hottest Egyptian women…Score!
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Colombia has long been known for its addicting exports—take our recent Sofia Vergara tribute as evidence. With that said, we figured its time to introduce you to the rest of Colombia’s finest to over-indulge yourself with.
Besides, with the American release of Shakira’s new album She Wolf pushed back a couple weeks, we need to get our daily fix somehow. So allow us to cure your withdrawal with our latest edition of Worldwide Wednesday (click here for the interactive map). Let’s admit it, Colombia’s coffee isn’t the only thing keeping us up at night…
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We revealed the Worldwide Wednesday Interactive Map so you can keep tabs on hotties everywhere. [LINK]
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