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Wifey Or Trifey: Jennifer Aniston

Poor Jennifer Aniston. If there was a race for history’s most dissed beautiful woman, homegirl would definitely be in the lead. From having her BFF Courteney Cox bed her ex-boyfriend (granted it was Adam Duritz, so it wasn’t that big a loss) to being the jilted wife in the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie catastrophe, Jen’s taken her share of Ls.

But last week she fired a couple of darts Angelina’s way and also gave a scene-stealing performance on 30 Rock. And while a cursory look at her resume might indicate pretty solid wifey status, upon closer examination, JA may have more of the trifey in her than you’d think.

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Wifey Or Trifey: Adrienne Bailon

For unsuspecting celebrity chicks, the leaking of private nude photos has become as inevitable as a rapper’s chain being snatched—anybody can get it, it’s only a matter of time. And over the weekend, some boutiful backshots finally caught up with singer/actress Adrienne Bailon when they hit the internet. We knew the sweet-faced member of 3LW and Disney’s Cheetah Girls was a stunna from jumpstreet, but her previously squeaky-clean image just got a little more interesting.

Last year, we learned that the 25-year-old Ecuadorian/Puerto Rican lady was locked down by young Robert Kardashian, who the racy photos were apparently intended for. It’s a nice gesture for your man, but after seeing the tattoo on her culo, we can’t help but wonder if Adrienne really is more wife than trife.

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Wifey Or Trifey: Elizabeth Banks

Ordinarily when a woman stars in a widely distributed film with the word “porno” in the title, she automatically achieves trifey status. That’s not the case with versatile actress Elizabeth Banks, who co-stars with Seth Rogen in Kevin Smith’s new romantic comedy Zack And Miri Make A Porno and has been making dirty pervs like us double over with laughter since Wet Hot American Summer.

We know she’s sexy and has a great sense of humor, but does she have enough other positive traits to qualify as a wifey? (Her husband of five years would like to know.) Read on to see the evidence and then vote to determine if Elizabeth Banks is wifey or trifey…

Wifey or Trifey: Vanessa Hudgens

Before we get poppin’ on this week’s installment of Wifey or Trifey, we think it’d be informative to take a quick look back at previous installments.

The results thus far:

1. Katy Perry, 47% Wifey vs. 53% Trifey
2. Olivia Wilde, 65% Wifey vs. 35% Trifey
3. Anne Hathaway, 73% Wifey vs. 27% Trifey
4. Scarlett Johansson, 63% Wifey vs. 37% Trifey
5. Lauren Conrad, 56% Wifey vs. 44% Trifey
6. Britney Spears, 25% Wifey vs. 75% Trifey

The lesson, as always: Britney’s a ho! Anyway, back to the present and the ever-photogenic, barely-legal star of High School Musical 3, Vanessa Hudgens. Is Vanessa a bring-home-to-mama or a sling-bone-no-drama?

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Wifey Or Trifey: Britney Spears

Brit is back—and we don’t mean Anglophile hipster douche bags. Pop megastar Britney Spears is making her latest comeback from celebrity self-destruction with her sixth album, Circus. And based on the video for her new single “Womanizer”, it seems like she actually has her shit together this time.

A year ago, when she was stumbling around lip synching to the voices in her head at the MTV Video Music Awards, we wouldn’t touch her toxic waste with a ten-foot pole wearing a Hazmat suit. Now? We’re considering going pop. Read on and cast your vote to determine if Britney Spears is wifey or trifey.

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Wifey or Trifey: Lauren Conrad

It’s time to just accept it: The Hills might be on its last legs, but Lauren Conrad ain’t going nowhere. As longtime fans of the show, we’re forever debating the merits of its various “stars,” but it always comes back to L.C., the proverbial straw that stirs the Red Bull-and-vodka. Finally, we had to ask: Is L.C. a catch-and-keep or a smash-and-creep? Check out her Wifey and Trifey tendencies, then make your decision…

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Wifey Or Trifey: Scarlett Johansson

Actress Scarlett Johansson, just threw a twist in our sexual fantasies by marrying actor Ryan Reynolds. OK, ma, you wanna get wifed up? We’ll just have to make your man a cuckold! But we have a question for Reynolds: Is Scar-Jo really wifey material? The over/under for their marriage has been set at one year. Check out her wifey and trifey tendencies, then vote to see if she’ll be able to make this thing work or be a hot divorcee in a year’s time.

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Wifey or Trifey: Anne Hathaway

Now that the Emmys are done, it’s time to start dickriding the movie industry again, and in the early Oscar pool our money’s on Anne Hathaway. Her performance in Rachel Getting Married is one of the first roles this year to get the hype machine spun up. But we’ll leave such discussions up to Ayo! Scott. We’ve got a different question to ask. See, Anne is all grown up since The Princess Diaries–but what has she grown up to become? A wifey or a trifey?

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Wifey Or Trifey: Olivia Wilde

A few seasons back, the show House lost us as viewers. Sure, it’s clever, and Hugh Laurie is a lovable curmudgeon and all, but it just got a little repetitive for us.

Until former Complex cover girl Olivia Wilde came around last season, and made the cut to the new season, starting tonight. And yes, that’s all the prompting we need to present our latest installment of Wifey or Trifey? In other words, is Olivia the dip you scoop at the release party, or the future Mrs. You, to be locked down with all haste?

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Wifey Or Trifey: Katy Perry

The only two highlights of the 2008 VMAs.

When assessing a potential girlfriend, ask yourself a simple question: Is she a Wifey or a Trifey? In other words, are you meeting Miss Right or Miss Right-Now? Should you share her with your parents, or share her with the homies? These questions need to be answered, my dudes—sooner than later.

We at Complex consider ourselves Trifey experts (see the guide in our June/July 2007 issue…and our BlackBerries), but starting today, we’re putting the Wifey or Trifey decision in your hands: Each post will feature a celebrity female and the case for her as a Wifey or Trifey. It’s up to you to make the call.

First up for debate: “I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry.

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