The latest season of MTV’s The Hills began last night (minus Lauren Conrad, but plus Kristin Cavallari). For those who (front like you) don’t keep up with the show, it’s basically about some decent-looking rich L.A. girls with superficial, bullshit drama that seems to be never-ending. MTV’s spin-off series The City, starring Whitney Port, is pretty much exactly the same thing, only set in NYC.
Anyway, we wanted to compare these pretty white kids with problems to see which show has better eye candy. Check out our Hills vs. City battle below and vote for which cast you think looks the best…
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Whitney Port was caught hitting the beach in Miami this weekend. [Moe Jackson]
Fabolous commissions Drake for the “Throw It In The Bag” remix. [Nah Right]
Stop listening to music on your laptop speakers and get a real system like this Bose Soundlink. [Daily Drop]
These tips will help you avoid being a douche on your next plane ride. [Coed Mag]
You made it through Monday. Now go home and look at these hotties in the wild. [Double Viking]
Kid Cudi talks about The Great Hangover Tour, fashion, and his upcoming album. [Karmaloop TV]
Girls and what their pets really say about them. Finally. [Holy Taco]
Diddy will be making his own band, on the upcoming Making His Band. Clever name. [PopCrunch]
Nice Kicks is giving away a pair of Commonwealth x Reebok Omni Pump Lites. Go put in your bid. [Nice Kicks]
Chris Brown finally gives Rihanna and everyone else a real apology. [Flisted]
Whitney Port and her hot hot friend (not Lauren Conrad) hit up Miami Beach to film an episode or two of Port’s new reality show “The City”. Anyone who can tell us the name of the chick to the right of WP gets a nickel. [Bastardly]
Diddy Biggie blog! Ciroc Obama talks about Notorious. [Nah Right]
Brooklyn Dom designs a colorful Dunk SB for Brooklyn Projects. BK we go hard! [Nice Kicks]
Even if you don’t do acid, this video will trip you out. [Double Viking]
Seriously we hate Bluetooths, but this cell-phone holder is the lesser of two evils. [Like Cool]
Boring? We prefer, “STD free.”
Tonight, Whitney Port’s reality show, The City, premieres on MTV. If you don’t watch The Hills…you must live a relaxing, drama-free life. Congratulations. Go frolic outside and celebrate your freedom. But if you do watch it, then you know how hard it can be to resist the privileged and often trife-tastic women of Los Angeles who appear on the show.
When surrounded by crazy chickenheads like Audrina or Heidi, Whitney is often labeled as “the boring one,” or the “one who has her shit together a little too much to make for good reality television.” But who knows what will happen now that she has her own show (we’ve got the hot cocoa ready to go for tonight’s premiere). Complex featured Whitney in our “Women Are Complex, Too” column back in the August/September issue, so we kind of feel like this is our second date. Is Whitney suitable for being our next wifey, or is she just a straight up trifey?
Click here to see the evidence and to cast your vote!
Seriously…stop and stare. Those chesticles are in a league of their own. [Bastardly]
Gold medal hog Michael Phelps listens to Lil Wayne to get pumped before races. [HipHopDX]
If you're looking to carry-on the sticky-icky, check out how to get away with it. [CoedMag]
Rihanna's bikini pictures from the Barbados are a must-see. [Double Viking]
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Whitney Port talks going nude, plastic surgery and more. [LINK]
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The “other guy” in Tropic Thunder Jay Baruchel is breaking out. [LINK]
