From the “People Really Need To Start Coming Up With Their Own Ideas” Department, Fox is developing a sitcom based on the blog Texts From Last Night. And it’s possible, we guess, that there have been worse ideas for sitcoms at some point in history (Homeboys In Outer Space comes to mind), but this is definitely in the running. It’s a fucking website, people–but as long as networks are shelling out money for gimmicky one-concept blogs, then there are a few that might make for better shows. In fact, we’ve taken the liberty of putting the pitches together to save everyone some time. Let’s get ready to commit creative atrocities!
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Andy Samberg as Ras Trent, seeing the world through white I’s.
It’s nearly impossible for a white boy with dreads to have credibility ‘pon lock. No matter how many drum circles they drum in, or how many spliffs they spark to heal the nation, some smart-ass like Saturday Night Live comic Andy Samberg will laugh at them and make a hilarious skit about their misguided appropriation of Rastafarian culture.
In honor of all the white dreads who are taking abuse and putting off the eventual haircut and embrace of white privilege on Wall Street, Complex rates the realness of 11 famous dreadlocked white boys. Dread it (especially if you made the list)…
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Well, that’s it. The most cracka-ass cracka shit possible has happened. Fox has greenlit a new animated show by Jeff Foxworthy. About a dysfunctional family. Set in the world of–you ready for this?–NASCAR. It’s the redneck perfect storm! Now all we need is Sarah Palin hosting a segregated church moose-chili supper in Ralph Reed’s summer house, and we’re all set.
But until that happens, we’ve dug deep into the most fecund veins of crackaness–the South, country music, intoxication, lack of teeth, and unskilled labor–to run down the ten redneckest shows we could find.
Grab your banjo, there’s good pickins ahead…
