Complex Blog » Wesley Snipes http://www.complex.com/blogs Buy. Collect. Obsess. The original buyer's guide for men. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:35:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The 7 Worst Excuses For Celebrity Tax Evasion http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/04/02/the-7-worst-excuses-for-celebrity-tax-evasion/ http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/04/02/the-7-worst-excuses-for-celebrity-tax-evasion/#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:59:50 +0000 prubin http://www.complex.com/blogs/?p=26098 evasion
’Tis the season to pay the piper, y’all…and by “piper” we mean “the taxman who pipes you out every April 15.” So if you’re expecting a rebate, send it our way (trees are expensive!)—and if you come out on the other side of the ledger, we strongly suggest you at least consider coming up off that check, lest you wind up like Method Man, who got his ride repossessed a couple of weeks back.

It’s old news by now, though his original excuse that he forgot because he was high (which he’s since angrily recounted) struck us as his worst idea since sticking with Def Jam. And since we’re shameless recyclers, it also struck us as perfect fodder for a list. We love lists. You love lists. Don’t fight the lists. And read on for Meth and six other public figures who need to rethink their rationales…

MARION BARRY
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Excuse: The most famous crackhead mayor ever claimed that he never paid is 2007 taxes (after previously pleading guilty to similar charges in 2005) because he was expecting a kidney transplant. Not having one. Expecting one. By that logic, we’ve never cheated on our girl, we’re just anticipating her dumping us.

AL FRANKEN
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Excuse: The almost-Minnesota senator blamed his accountant for underpaying his taxes in 17 states for money earned in 2003. Doggie, if you’re passing the buck before you’re even in office, you need to…well, you need to skip all that Congress shit and go straight to the White House!

RICHARD HATCH
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Excuse: The first-ever winner of Survivor claimed that CBS had told him they’d pay the taxes on the million-dollar check he received for repulsing people with his naked body outwitting, outplaying and outlasting everyone else.

LEONA HELMSLEY
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Excuse: During her 1989 trial for tax evasion, a former housekeeper testified that she had overheard the hotel heiress say, “We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes” Which is apparently why we’ve never seen a monocled dwarf lighting cigars with hundred-dollar bills.

METHOD MAN
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Excuse: What, do you not read?

WESLEY SNIPES
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Excuse: Big homie Blade tried a few things: sending “bills of exchange” instead of money, and then when that didn’t work, claiming that a section of the tax code left open a loophole that allows American citizens not to pay taxes. Now we see why he has such a knack for picking great movie scripts.

MARTHA STEWART
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Excuse: In 1994, the then-not-yet-ex-con (did you get that?) tried to claim that she didn’t owe state taxes in New York because, uh, most of her friends lived in Connecticut. That’s like saying your shitty album sales don’t count because you’re huge on the internet, word to every single rapper out there.

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After he got a 3 year prison sentence last week for tax evasion, we feared that the great Wesley Snipes‘ career was over. But after watching the trailer for his new movie GallowWalker, we have a new reason to have hope. In this unusual take on the Western genre, Wesley plays a gun-slingin’ bounty hunter whose victims always rise from the dead, thanks to a pesky curse that was cast upon him after his nun mother broke a covenant with God.

Hong Kong action star Chow-Yun Fat was originally supposed to play the lead role, but Wesley ended up getting it made after he dropped out. After a slew of straight to DVD stinkers, it looks like this will be the first Snipes flick in theatres since 2004’s Blade: Trinity when it’s released some time in 2009. In the meantime, watch the new trailer after the jump.

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Uncle Sam might want you, but for now he'll make do with Wesley Snipes. Late yesterday, the actor's long tax-evasion troubles finally came to an end, with a $5 million fine and three years in prison'the maximum jail term possible for the charge of “willfully failing to file returns.” In his prepared apology statement, Snipes said, “I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance.” Which should go over just fine in the yard.

We'll miss you, Wesley, and your recent spate of straight to DVD stinkers. And try as he might, your porn namesake can never fully fill the hole you're leaving behind, despite his formidable resume. Do your bid and hurry home! After the jump, check our meticulously curated retroscpective of Senor Snipes's finest screen moments.

At his gulliest in New Jack City:

In White Men Can't Jump:

1987 Western Union Commercial:

Goes gun shopping in Demolition Man:

His “MESSAGE!” moment in Jungle Fever:

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