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Fake Superheroes Give Real Life Beat Down

Just when we were talking about the Joker, we stumble upon this ‘Superhero’ clip. According to Wikipedia, a superhero is:

A fictional character “of unprecedented physical prowess dedicated to acts of derring-do in the public interest.”

And although these costume clad guys might be lacking in actual “super powers,” both the Dark Knight and the Web Slinger do a good job of giving this heckler a crowd encouraged thrashing. Watch and listen as the mob of mostly kids, gawks as the loud mouth gets slapped around prompting one mom to warn: “The police are on their way Batman.” Blam!

Bathroom Drunks Used To Discourage Drunk Driving

At first glance this might look like a typical, drunken, Last Night’s Party-styled bathroom photo shoot but it’s not. This is actually part of an “I’m fine to drive” ad campaign that features various young-ins passed out, throwing up (with thong showing), and keeled over with t-shirt slogans like:

• “I just need to get it out of my system.”
• “I’ll sober up when I’m behind the wheel.”
• “I’ve driven home like this hundreds of times.”

Whether or not these will actually thwart drunk driving is anybody’s guess, but it’s guaranteed to give those same life taking drunks a damn good laugh before they, god forbid, drive home drunk.

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Woman Pool Player Uses Unfair Method To Hustle

We don’t know if we should excited or mortified by this girl’s freaky abilities.

Are Moby’s Group Emails A Barometer For His Insanity?

This Moby spam was received today at around 11:30AM and in it we learn that “Mopey” doesn’t like snow that sticks, owns sneakers with no treads, attends Art Basel, and most importantly that he doesn’t ‘need’ to eat, but does so anyway.

is it going to snow?
i like nyc snow when it falls and doesn’t stick or when
it sticks for a minute and then melts by 10 a.m.
i might like snow more if my sneakers had treads.
this week i’m talking about myself endlessly to european journalists
and rehearsing and dj’ing thursday here in nyc and saturday in miami
and performing at the guggenheim friday, so i’m sorry
if i’ve been a slow email responder man.
i need to eat.
ok, maybe not ‘need’. but it would be nice to eat.
tell me what you’re doing this week?
mopey.

No punchline needed!

Zany Photographer Takes Us ‘Behind the Fetish’

Being that we’ve been on a bit of an art kick today, might as well keep the momentum going. We stumbled upon the website, Behind the Fetish, featuring the work of Keith Allen Phillips and it’s kept us thoroughly entertained. The dirty minded photographer who loves to play with girls, Barbie dolls, and little army men has some pretty bizarre fantasies that we’ll happily indulge. Plus anyone who promises to “hunt you down and stab you in the neck with a rusty spork!” should you steal his images is A-ok in our book. Check out some of the photos he’s done and the behind the scenes, sometimes that’s where the real action is.

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Winding Down: Drive You Crazy!

Paparazzo gets what he deserves from Britney Spears. [IDLYINW]

Here’s a great way to entertain annoying co-workers. [Techeblog]

Scotland frowns upon men having sex with their bicycles. [Dlisted]

Concept boat looks like an X-Wing fighter or a flying fish, you decide. [Techdigest]

Winding Down: Pole Position

Paris Hilton is back to her slutty old self again. [Egotastic]

Never worry about drinking warm beer again with this device. [Gizmodo]

Robotic suitcase stalks you, purposefully. [The Raw Feed]

Montana is so boring they argue about “urban chickens.” [Boingboing]

Asian Girl Dances To Her Own Tune

Although the dip shit who uploaded this video claims “this is a good example of why you shouldnt use drugs like ecstasy,” we disagree. This is exactly why you should use drugs like ecstasy. Not to mention coke, meth, and any other stimulant inducing drug that will cause women to dance like freaks in the street. We just can’t see the downside.

Throw Your Moneygami Around

Just when you thought that folding U.S. currency was just for 9/11 conspiracy buffs and Loose Changers, these people take it a whole new level. But don’t expect burning buildings and fortune telling, this is just “superb dollar bill origami.” In addition to making familiar characters, the actual imagery on the bill was also utilized to create faces and other features. And although this might be a bit of a stretch, doesn’t this image above kind of resemble Futura’s famed Unkle character?

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Do Your Business Discreetly With Poof!

This is by far the most essential products that no one really wants to talk about or discuss. It’s called Poof, and basically makes burning matches for odor camouflage in the bathroom a thing of the past:

Just a few drops of this liquid deodorizer in the toilet water and a translucent seal traps your odors in the water, releasing a refreshing scent of Japanese Mint to fill the air! Created for the sophisticated and bathroom conscious, Poof is packaged in an appealing yet discreet bottle that easily slips into your purse, pocket, or the palm of your hand.

You laugh, but on a first date this could save your ass, literally.

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