Sports
The Blue-Eyed Devil Wears Prada
We heard that LeBron was going to be the third dude to land on the cover of Vogue so we made it a point to check it out. And lo and behold: Holy King Kong! Why not just replace the basketball with a tiny helicopter, Photoshop an expression of abject terror on Gisele’s face, and call it a day? If that was Tom Brady, they’d have him in a Brioni suit with some Ferragamos on. Open letter to Klanna Wintour: even though it’s rumored you got twisted out by Bob Marley back in the day, lawdamercy, you done fucked up now. Which poses the question: Is it possible to get a non-existent pass revoked?
