It’s tough starting the work week after a national holiday and a three-day weekend, but have no fear, Model Monday is here! You can always rely on Complex to wake you up with a tall drink of water…case in point: Doutzen Kroes (pronounced “doubt zin crews”). She’s a model from the Netherlands, but she’s from a small village called Eastermar so you know she’s no red-light-district Amsterdam chick. She holds down the new Calvin Klein “Eternity” ads and walks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show along with our other favorite mannequins. If the fact that she takes tasteful topless pictures isn’t what makes her perfect wifey material…well, than we don’t know what is. Check out her hottest pictures after the jump…
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So the recent pregnancy rumors surrounding Gisele Bundchen have been denied by both the Brazilian supermodel and her boo, Tom Brady. If leaving his last baby mama for a Vickie’s Secret Angel didn’t already convince you that Brady was a G, then his latest quote surely will: “No…one is enough. I have dogs and that’s all I need.”
As a reminder to Tom and the rest of the world why Gisele shouldn’t get impregnated, we went through the trouble to compile a list of her hottest photos. And man, there were almost too many to handle. Just keep your hands on the table as you click through The Hottest Gisele Bundchen Pics of All Time…
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Adriana Lima’s twos just got wifed up.
On Valentine’s Day 2009, Brazilian supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima eloped with her boyfriend, Serbian basketball player Marco Jaric. The couple married in a small ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, after which they no doubt visited Lima Hole for the first time (though we highly doubt that anyone who dated model-slaying rocker Lenny Kravitz could still be a “virgin,” let alone a 27-year-old one, as she claims to have been).
Now that Lima’s two’s are officially off the market, please join Complex in a moment of silence. [...] Now join Complex in looking back at 5 of Adriana Lima’s most memorable mammary moments…
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Tonight, the Fontainebleau Miami Beach unveils its $1 billion reinvention and expansion with the Victoria’s Secret Angels there to cut the ribbon. Once playground to Elvis, Sinatra and the Rat Pack, a new generation of VIPs will pick up where the old timers left off with what is easily one of the most extravagant hotels in the world.
And then on Saturday night, the world-famous Angels runway show takes place, so you can expect this weekend to be a banger on the Beach. If you’re not in Miami this weekend, look for the televised version on CBS December 3rd. In honor of the event, we decided to count down our favorite models that will be locking down the spot this weekend.
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We missed the VH1 show The Shot, but if we had known Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr would be looking this good, we might have watched. [Popoholic]
Times are tough for Georgetown fans, but at least Nike is the releasing the team’s vintage Terminators. [Nice Kicks]
The founder of Popeye’s Chicken has died. Pour out a little grease. [Bayou Buzz]
Just when you thought South Park couldn’t get any stranger, a teaser of this week’s epsisode shows Kenny flying on some sort of bird creature. [South Park Studios]
Many years ago, Amy Winehouse actually looked normal. [dlisted]
OK, so we have no interest in women's makeup or underwear. Well, maybe their underwear. Sadly, we didn't get a glimpse of any Victoria’s Secret unmentionables at last night's launch party at NYC's Xchange building for their new makeup line, Very Sexy. Fortunately, being in the presence of all the Victoria's Secret angels was all we needed. We'll have to make due until the fashion show this December on CBS. Stay tuned.
If this is what heaven looks like we’re happy to take a dirtnap. (From left to right) Selita Ebanks, Alessandra Ambrosia, Izabela Goulart.
(From left to right) Alessandra Ambrosia, Izbela Goulart, Giselle Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova.
Giselle, you are so close, yet so far.
Treats like cotton candy was given out to the guests. We couldn’t take this one home.
