INSTYLE MAGAZINE, 2009

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Lisa Rinna is coming out with a tell-all book. We bet it’s going to be dirty. [PopCrunch]

Milf Monday: Bridget Moynahan [Holy Taco]

Is T.I really only doing 2 months in jail. Luckkyyyy. [Nah Right]

Ernesto Neto’s art show is being held in NY until June 14 at the park Avenue Armory. Check it out if you have time. [Lossip]

If you’re looking for a less-severe hangover, don’t try these methods. [CoedMag]

Adrian Peterson is getting his own Trainer 1’s. [Nice Kicks]

It could be worse, you could live next to Paris Hilton. [Flisted]

Peep this Miller vs Bud beer girl showdown. [CoedMag]

Reebok gets back with Orchard Street for a different looking sneaker. [Nice Kicks]

Here is the first real relationship translator.

Owww. New Marisa Miller bikini shots.

Phew. You’re no longer allowed to have sex with animals in Florida. [Flisted]

Bawse! This is the funniest video you’ll see today.

If you’re a fan of the Fast & Furious, click HERE.

Truth is though, you don’t have to beg us to check out short women'and we’re not just talking about the high school girls we buy Special Brews for every Friday. “America’s Next Top Model” put their limit at 5′7″, but that’s “model” short; we’ve put our cap at 5′5″ (sorry, Megan Fox and your fine-ass 5′6″ ass). Have a bias against altitude-deficient chicks? Check our list of the 10 Hottest Short Women and get your mind right.

#10. HILARY DUFF
• Claim to fame: Actress/singer; dater of various douchebags
• Height: 5′2″
• By the numbers: 1.1 Hilary Duffs=1 Hillary Clinton

#9. LUCY LIU
• Claim to fame: Actress (Kill Bill, the hot third of the Charlie’s Angels remakes)
• Height: 5′3″
• By the numbers: 1.37 Lucy Lius=1 Lew Alcindor

#8. ADRIENNE BAILON
• Claim to fame: Cheetah Girl; 3LWer; MTV host; Complex homie
• Height: 4′11″
• By the numbers: .047 seconds: time it takes a cheetah to run 4′11″

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Note to Charles Hamilton: Stop battling civilians on camera. [Nah Right]

Introduce yourself to Miss Coed: Taylor Anderson [CoedMag]

All the links you’ll need to keep yourself amused today. [Gorilla Mask]

Alife is doing a crinkled white-on-white Air Force One, dropping March 14th. [Nice Kicks]

Ugh. Pay attention to detail. [Double Viking]

Waste time with this compilation of the 20 funniest moments from The Office. [ManoFest]

YN gave Eskay the assist on this new Kanye/Wayne track. [Nah Right]

Check out this review of Dragon Quest IV [Das Gamer]

This is just wrong. [Double Viking]

We dropped our November cover story with model Marisa Miller. [LINK]

…And our cover story with Tracy Morgan and Chris Mintz-Plasse. [LINK]

We made hating Brett Favre so easy. [LINK]

JONES! hooked us up with his mini-video for “Day N Night.” [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:

Nah Right: Trick Trick and Eminem asked “Who Want it?” [LINK]

Bastardly: Rihanna and Justin Timberlake went to rehab [LINK]

KicksOnFire: Bapestas Went Metallic [LINK]

Das Gamer: Guitar Hero got a really expensive axe to grind [LINK]

On Smash: Kardinal Offishall & Keri Hilson dropped “Numba 1″ [LINK]

Nice Kicks: Nike's bringing back the Cortez in '09 [LINK]

The results thus far:

1. Katy Perry, 47% Wifey vs. 53% Trifey
2. Olivia Wilde, 65% Wifey vs. 35% Trifey
3. Anne Hathaway, 73% Wifey vs. 27% Trifey
4. Scarlett Johansson, 63% Wifey vs. 37% Trifey
5. Lauren Conrad, 56% Wifey vs. 44% Trifey
6. Britney Spears, 25% Wifey vs. 75% Trifey

The lesson, as always: Britney’s a ho! Anyway, back to the present and the ever-photogenic, barely-legal star of High School Musical 3, Vanessa Hudgens. Is Vanessa a bring-home-to-mama or a sling-bone-no-drama?

Click here to see the evidence and cast your vote!

Yep, the Republican Vice Presidential hopeful joined the list of celebrities who’ve been exposed through cyber crimes when her personal Yahoo! email account was hacked by the infamous Anonymous group. Even though they didn’t uncover anything too damaging while pillaging her inbox, the McCain camp is rightfully pissed. But maybe they should consider themselves lucky after looking at these other celebrities who’ve had their privacy invaded…

PARIS HILTON’S SIDEKICK

Remember when Paris Hilton was actually popular? Like, before she became a caricature of herself and all the other Hollywood trust fund debutantes who were famous for being famous? Back in ‘04 and ‘05, Paris was actually the envy of many. She was everywhere'every party, every opening, every premiere, always with her trusty Sidekick. No, not Nicole or Kim, her actual T-Mobile Sidekick. It was that Sidekick that got hacked in early 2005 by Nicolas Jacobsen, who plead guilty to intentionally breaking into T-Mobiles databases. But not before he posted all the contents, which included her entire phonebook and photos, online for the world to see, which led to mad Anna Kournikova prank calls.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S GMAIL & MYSPACE PAGE

Lindsay Lohan’s had a hell of a whirlwind ride since she’s been in Hollywood. One of the lows, though, had to be when her Myspace, Blackberry and GMail accounts were hacked last year. The hacker, who was never revealed, posted dozens of messages and conversations between Lohan and Paris Hilton, Travis Barker’s baby mother Shanna Moakler, and Paris’ ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. Let’s just say the convos weren’t pretty. Two memorable ones include her telling Paris to “go suck elliot’s dick” and Shanna telling her to stay the fuck away from Travis: “I know you and your whore crew think fucking other people’s men is a game and fun but I have two kids who don’t have a proper family now.”

TRU LIFE’S MYSPACE

If you wanna see e-thuggin’ at its finest, all you gotta do is hit up a hip hop video site. But what happened to Roberto Guzman Rosado b.k.a Tru Life was worse than a low-budget video diss. Last winter, Dipset Capo Jim Jones got a bunch of young computer wizards to hack into Tru Life’s Myspace page, change all his music to Dipset songs, change his Top 8 to Dipset members and alter all the images, including his “Tru York” mixtape cover, to Dipset friendly images. They even sent out an email from Tru Life’s profile saying:

“I want to apologize for disrespecting The Whole Dipset especially Jim “capo” Jones. I’m just a tad upset with my situation over at rocafella, Jay Z spends all his money on Beyonce, and doesn’t leave much for any of his broke Rocafella artist Like me Young Gunners, Memphis Bleek and Peedi Crakk; especially for his dust smoking habits.. I’m driving around the lower eastside in my 96 Windstar Caravan with my broke friends not really doing much.

I don’t know when my album gonna drop, I’m still living off the Jewelry I stole from Mobb deep and I’m down to my last dollars. I really want to say thank you to Geno, end of the day I know he is my muscle, and the only reason n****s aint swerve on me yet. Let The People know! I’m a liar and a hasbeen.”

- Tru Life aka never selling a record

VANESSA HUDGENS’ EMAIL

Poor Vanessa. All she wanted to do was send her man, Zac Efron, some sexy pictures and they wound up on the ‘net for the world to see. Her camp never really came out and blamed hackers, but they claimed they didn’t know how the photos got out and that hackers were a likely cause. Zac’s people said the same. We think Zac probably just sent them to a couple friends and those dumb-asses passed ‘em along to some friends and so on and so fourth until they wound up online.

ROBERT GATES, THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE’S EMAIL

The Pentagon is Department of Defense headquarters, therefore it should be impossible to break into, right? Nah, apparently not, ’cause last year the computer system that serves over 1,500 Pentagon employees including Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates. The attack was so bad, they had to take it offline for a week until the botnet attacks stopped. After some investigating, DOD officials accused the People’s Liberation Army of China for the incursion.