It’s been said that we have a short attention span. Well, if that’s the charge, we plead guil… Wait, what’s the question again? Anyways, a second set of awesomely nude pictures of the awesomely awesome Vanessa Hudgens leaked last week. Usually last week is, like, sooooo last week to us, but in the case of awesome nude pics of awesomely awesome chicks, we can definitely make an exception. And in V-Hudg’s case, that exception includes compiling a compilation of her hottest pics. Whaddaya think of that? Wait, what do we think of what?… Oh, nevermind.
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Vanessa Hudgens blew us a kiss. Well not really, but we’re allowed to dream. [Bastardly]
Lisa Rinna is coming out with a tell-all book. We bet it’s going to be dirty. [PopCrunch]
Milf Monday: Bridget Moynahan [Holy Taco]
Is T.I really only doing 2 months in jail. Luckkyyyy. [Nah Right]
Ernesto Neto’s art show is being held in NY until June 14 at the park Avenue Armory. Check it out if you have time. [Lossip]
If you’re looking for a less-severe hangover, don’t try these methods. [CoedMag]
Adrian Peterson is getting his own Trainer 1’s. [Nice Kicks]
It could be worse, you could live next to Paris Hilton. [Flisted]
Our friends at The Bastardly said that Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens were their lesbian fantasy for the day. Good enough for us. More pics over here.
Peep this Miller vs Bud beer girl showdown. [CoedMag]
Reebok gets back with Orchard Street for a different looking sneaker. [Nice Kicks]
Here is the first real relationship translator.
Owww. New Marisa Miller bikini shots.
Phew. You’re no longer allowed to have sex with animals in Florida. [Flisted]
Bawse! This is the funniest video you’ll see today.
If you’re a fan of the Fast & Furious, click HERE.
The 13th season of “America’s Next Top Model” pops off this evening, and the theme this time around is “short girls” (is it just us or is the fragmentation of reality television starting to look more and more like the porn industry every day?). It seems that Tyra Banks was being approached on the street with short chicks “asking and begging” her to let them get on the show. And as the people behind Tyra’s musical career can attest, if you beg enough for something (no matter how crazy it sounds), you can usually make it happen.
Truth is though, you don’t have to beg us to check out short women'and we’re not just talking about the high school girls we buy Special Brews for every Friday. “America’s Next Top Model” put their limit at 5′7″, but that’s “model” short; we’ve put our cap at 5′5″ (sorry, Megan Fox and your fine-ass 5′6″ ass). Have a bias against altitude-deficient chicks? Check our list of the 10 Hottest Short Women and get your mind right.
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We scored tickets to a screening of the Watchmen, too bad Vanessa Hudgens already saw it. [Bastardly]
Note to Charles Hamilton: Stop battling civilians on camera. [Nah Right]
Introduce yourself to Miss Coed: Taylor Anderson [CoedMag]
All the links you’ll need to keep yourself amused today. [Gorilla Mask]
Alife is doing a crinkled white-on-white Air Force One, dropping March 14th. [Nice Kicks]
Ugh. Pay attention to detail. [Double Viking]
Zac’s dime-piece Vanessa Hudgens looked hot at the Austrialian premiere of High School Musical 3 [Bastardly]
Waste time with this compilation of the 20 funniest moments from The Office. [ManoFest]
YN gave Eskay the assist on this new Kanye/Wayne track. [Nah Right]
Check out this review of Dragon Quest IV [Das Gamer]
This is just wrong. [Double Viking]
Vanessa Hudgens blurred the line between wifey and trifey. [LINK]
We dropped our November cover story with model Marisa Miller. [LINK]
…And our cover story with Tracy Morgan and Chris Mintz-Plasse. [LINK]
We made hating Brett Favre so easy. [LINK]
JONES! hooked us up with his mini-video for “Day N Night.” [LINK]
And From The Complex Network:
Nah Right: Trick Trick and Eminem asked “Who Want it?” [LINK]
Bastardly: Rihanna and Justin Timberlake went to rehab [LINK]
KicksOnFire: Bapestas Went Metallic [LINK]
Das Gamer: Guitar Hero got a really expensive axe to grind [LINK]
On Smash: Kardinal Offishall & Keri Hilson dropped “Numba 1″ [LINK]
Nice Kicks: Nike's bringing back the Cortez in '09 [LINK]
Before we get poppin’ on this week’s installment of Wifey or Trifey, we think it’d be informative to take a quick look back at previous installments.
The results thus far:
1. Katy Perry, 47% Wifey vs. 53% Trifey
2. Olivia Wilde, 65% Wifey vs. 35% Trifey
3. Anne Hathaway, 73% Wifey vs. 27% Trifey
4. Scarlett Johansson, 63% Wifey vs. 37% Trifey
5. Lauren Conrad, 56% Wifey vs. 44% Trifey
6. Britney Spears, 25% Wifey vs. 75% Trifey
The lesson, as always: Britney’s a ho! Anyway, back to the present and the ever-photogenic, barely-legal star of High School Musical 3, Vanessa Hudgens. Is Vanessa a bring-home-to-mama or a sling-bone-no-drama?
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Damn! Can Sarah Palin catch a break? It’s bad enough that the Alaskan Gov. got grilled for her inexperience, hollow statements, past abuses of power and lack of foreign policy familiarity (hey, you can see Russia from Alaska!). But now she’s fallen victim to a hack attack!
Yep, the Republican Vice Presidential hopeful joined the list of celebrities who’ve been exposed through cyber crimes when her personal Yahoo! email account was hacked by the infamous Anonymous group. Even though they didn’t uncover anything too damaging while pillaging her inbox, the McCain camp is rightfully pissed. But maybe they should consider themselves lucky after looking at these other celebrities who’ve had their privacy invaded…
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