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		<title>Wake N&#8217; Watch: Gucci Mane f/ Usher &#8216;Spotlight&#8217; Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ebaker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch the visuals for the first single from The State vs. Radric Davis.]]></description>
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<p><strong>Gucci Mane</strong> has given us street anthems for years now, so we&#8217;re not surprised that he&#8217;s expanding his appeal by catering to the ladies with <strong>&#8220;Spotlight,&#8221;</strong> the first single off <strong><em>The State vs. Radric Davis</em></strong>. It might be a little odd to see a guy who was <em>just</em> the South&#8217;s best kept secret dancing around with <strong>Usher</strong> now, but stuff like this comes with the territory of success. We&#8217;ll deal with it for now, but we still need to hear the standard La Flare content on this album. We&#8217;ll find out if the LP delivers in that aspect on December 8, or when it leaks in a couple weeks. Burrrr!</p>
<p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><em>Tune in to Complex.com every morning at 8 AM for your daily <strong><a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/tag/wake-n-watch/">&#8220;Wake N&#8217; Watch&#8221;</a></strong> video.</em></span></p>
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		<title>5 O&#8217;Clock Shuffle: Usher, Vampire Weekend, Wale, Justin Bieber &amp; More</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/10/06/5-oclock-shuffle-usher-vampire-weekend-wale-justin-bieber-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ebaker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out our new daily music post to hear all of today's must-listen leaks.]]></description>
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<font size="1"><em>Left To Right: Usher, Vampire Weekend, Wale, Justin Bieber, Pure Ecstasy</em></font></p>
<p><strong><em>Each day Complex scours the music blogs for 5 fresh songs that you should listen to in our <strong><em>5 O&#8217;Clock Shuffle</em></strong> post. Instead of going crazy trying to keep up with your RSS feeds everyday, just head over to Complex.com to stay up-to-date on important leaks and releases. </em></strong></p>
<p>Lots of notable songs have surfaced in the last day or so. Whether it&#8217;s artists as vastly different as Usher and Vampire Weekend releasing singles for their anticipated next albums or guys like Wale and Justin Bieber simply dropping more music to keep their buzz going, we have it all covered. Listen and download music from these artists and more after the jump to get your playlists up-to-date&#8230;</p>
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<strong>SONG:</strong> <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">&#8220;Papers&#8221;</SPAN><br />
<strong>ARTIST:</strong> Usher<br />
<strong>DOWNLOAD:</strong> [<a href="http://www.youheardthatnew.com/2009/10/05/usher-papers/" target="_blank">LINK</a>]<br />
• Usher&#8217;s first singles are usually a big deal, but after being out for a day, this one is getting pretty mixed reviews. In an obvious attempt to recapture the success of <em>Confessions</em>, he&#8217;s airing out his dirty laundry again, this time about his messy divorce. Whether you like the song or not, it&#8217;s worth a listen if you haven&#8217;t checked it out yet.</p></blockquote>
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<strong>SONG:</strong> <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">&#8220;Horchata&#8221;</SPAN><br />
<strong>ARTIST:</strong> Vampire Weekend<br />
<strong>DOWNLOAD:</strong> [<a href="http://pitchfork.com/forkcast/13439-horchata/" target="_blank">LINK</a>]<br />
• Almost two years ago, indie rock bloggers and critics turned these guys into stars overnight. Now they&#8217;re back, with a slightly evolved sound but nothing too left-field. VW&#8217;s meteoric rise has led to a number of divisive opinions, so for every music snob that tries too hard to find something wrong with this record, there will be plenty more that love everything about it.</p></blockquote>
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<strong>SONG:</strong> <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">&#8220;Bittersweet Life&#8221;</SPAN><br />
<strong>ARTIST:</strong> Wale f/ Colin Monroe<br />
<strong>DOWNLOAD:</strong> [<a href="http://www.dctobc.com/2009/10/wale-bittersweet-life-feat-colin-munroe/" target="_blank">LINK</a>]<br />
• Surprisingly, rappers haven&#8217;t raped this The Verve sample since &#8220;Bittersweet Symphony&#8221; came out a decade or so ago. Because of that, Wale still sounds fresh over this old DJ Toomp beat. It&#8217;s still not fucking with the original&#8217;s classic placement in <em>Cruel Intentions</em> though. No shots.</p></blockquote>
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<strong>SONG:</strong> <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">&#8220;One Less Lonely Girl&#8221;</SPAN><br />
<strong>ARTIST:</strong> Justin Bieber<br />
<strong>DOWNLOAD:</strong> [<a href="http://www.onenightnbangkok.com/2009/10/justin-bieber-one-less-lonely-girl.html" target="_blank">LINK</a>]<br />
• You might not know much about this 15 year-old Canadian singer (although we&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ve heard his hit <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTdh8eM_aY" target="_blank">&#8220;One Time&#8221;</a>), but millions of teenage girls do. We don&#8217;t keep bubblegum pop in constant rotation over here, but we respect the kid&#8217;s grind. Here&#8217;s his second single. Email it to your little sister or something.</p></blockquote>
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<strong>SONG:</strong> <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">&#8220;Easy&#8221;</SPAN><br />
<strong>ARTIST:</strong> Pure Ecstasy<br />
<strong>DOWNLOAD:</strong> [<a href="http://www.friendshipbracelet.us/2009/10/easy.html" target="_blank">LINK</a>]<br />
• It seems like reverbed guitars and fuzzy, high-pitched vocals are more or less becoming a formula in modern rock music, but only a select few can do it properly. This band belongs in that small group. Don&#8217;t miss out.</p></blockquote>
<p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><em>Visit Complex.com every day at 5 PM for your daily <strong>&#8220;<a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/tag/5-oclock-shuffle/">5 O&#8217;Clock Shuffle</a>&#8220;</strong> playlist.</em></span></p>
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		<title>Complex Exclusive! A Look Inside R. Kelly&#8217;s Mansion</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/08/18/complex-exclusive-a-look-inside-r-kellys-mansion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The eccentric R&#038;B legend invited a gang of journalists to his house, but Complex snuck off to see the parts that weren't on the tour. Check out our one-day diary.]]></description>
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In a stunning P.R. move, embattled and possibly insane R&#038;B legend <strong>R. Kelly </strong>invited a gang of &#8220;music journalists&#8221; to his house in the Chicago suburbs last night, where he previewed tracks from his upcoming album and generally made the journalists feel important and more likely to not judge Kellz for his allegedly freaky tendencies. And it worked! Everyone from <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1618932/20090818/kelly_r.jhtml" target="_blank">cable TV titans</a> to our favorite <a href="http://www.missinfo.tv/index.php/exclusive-dinner-at-r-kellys-house-the-r-plays-his-the-untitled-album-talks-about-michael-jackson-stevie-wonder-trey-songz-and-more/" target="_blank">radio employee</a> wrote glowing accounts of the evening. Are we sad we weren&#8217;t invited? </p>
<p>Well, yes and no. Yes because we found it odd that we&#8217;re deemed not as important as people whose contribution to journalism amounts to a Blogspot account, and no because WE WENT TO HIS HOUSE ANYWAY, BITCHES*. What, you thought Complex wouldn&#8217;t find a way around some bullshit-ass guard dogs? Not only did we go, but we went rogue in that piece like Jack muhfuckin&#8217; Bauer. Get ready for a look inside R. Kelly&#8217;s crib, Complex-style&#8230;.</p>
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<blockquote><strong>7:31 P.M.</strong><br />
Blend in with the pack of music journalists on their way in. They keep referring to themselves as a &#8220;gaggle of reporters.&#8221; Pretty sure that means they gaggle on artists&#8217; balls for access.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>7:45 P.M.</strong><br />
R. Kelly&#8217;s butler, &#8220;Number One,&#8221; serves everyone lemonade. He says it&#8217;s officially called a &#8220;You&#8217;re In R. Kelly&#8217;s House Now Cocktail,&#8221; or just &#8220;You&#8217;re In&#8221; for short. The glass is warm to the touch. I pass.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:00 P.M.</strong><br />
Sneak out of the room and down a back hallway, where I find a map kiosk like they have in malls. This dude has a TCBY on the third floor! Gotta remember to stop by the &#8220;Feelin&#8217; On Yo Beauty Salon&#8221; for an edge-up before I leave.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:21 P.M.</strong><br />
Converge with journalists as they&#8217;re being ushered into the studio. Yes, there&#8217;s actually an usher. And it&#8217;s actually Usher! He looks sad. I excuse myself to use the restroom. </p></blockquote>
<p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>8:29 P.M.</strong></span><br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cake.jpg" alt="cake" title="cake" width="625" height="375" class="alignright size-full wp-image-54819" /><br />
<em>Nice touch on the novelty urinal cakes, Kellz! Could do without the yellow food coloring in the faucets, though.</em></p>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:31</strong><br />
Start poking around the studio area. One of these rooms looks reeeeeally familiar. Oh, this is the room where a guy who totally wasn&#8217;t R. Kelly had sex with an underage girl!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:36 P.M.</strong><br />
Hey, where do these stairs go? Very courteous of the R, though: &#8220;Watch Your Step In the Name of Love.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>8:38 P.M.</strong></span><br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/robots.jpg" alt="robots" title="robots" width="625" height="337" class="alignright size-full wp-image-54821" /><br />
<em>Holy SHIT. This can&#8217;t be a warehouse of R. Kelly Sex Robots. There&#8217;s just no way.<br />
</em><br />
<SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>8:38. P.M.</strong></span><br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sign.jpg" alt="sign" title="sign" width="625" height="430" class="alignright size-full wp-image-54820" /><br />
<em>Time to go!</em></p>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:41 P.M.</strong><br />
Out of breath. Note to self: Sex robots are faster than they look. Hey, an office! I love musicians&#8217; offices. All those gold and platinum plaques hanging up to commemorate success&#8230;wait a second, these are all depositions!</p></blockquote>
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<strong>8:42 P.M.</strong><br />
Funny, I didn&#8217;t realize Weezy&#8217;s ex-wife tried to sue Kellz for &#8220;Thoiya Thoing.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:57 P.M.</strong><br />
Enough legalese. What&#8217;s in this closet?
</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>8:59</strong><br />
Jesus, it smells like a dwarf shit himself in here. Time to hit the pool for some fresh air.</p></blockquote>
<p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>8:58 P.M.</strong></span><br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pool.jpg" alt="pool" title="pool" width="625" height="431" class="alignright size-full wp-image-54818" /><br />
<em>Niiiice.</em></p>
<blockquote><p><strong>9:02 P.M.</strong><br />
Catch sight of journalists just as they&#8217;re being shown out the door. Bodyguards eye me suspiciously, as I&#8217;m the only one not wearing a XXXL &#8220;I Got Splashed By Greatness&#8221; promotional t-shirt, but I do my best to look tear-stained and traumatized like everyone else and they let me out. Freedom!</p></blockquote>
<p><font size="1"><strong>*</strong>Yes, this is a parody. Your lawyers are tired, Kellz, give ’em a rest!</font></p>
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		<title>Aziz Ansari&#8217;s &#8216;Glow In The Dark&#8217; Groupie Confessions</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/12/aziz-ansaris-glow-in-the-dark-groupie-confessions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jerwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody's favorite 'Human Giant' just hit the road for his Kanye-inspired comedy tour. Find out what went down last weekend.]]></description>
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<font size ="1"><em>Aziz Ansari and his fellow pussy hounds, Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman and Usher</em></font></p>
<p>They say that if you can make a woman laugh, you can get in her pants. And judging by the stories we&#8217;ve been hearing from our homie <strong>Aziz Ansari</strong>, the star of MTV sketch comedy show <strong><em>Human Giant</em></strong>, no truer words have been spoken.</p>
<p>A couple weeks ago Aziz kicked off his <strong>&#8220;Glow In the Dark&#8221;</strong> stand-up tour (<a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/56006645/exclusive-guest-blogger-aziz-ansari-shares-his" target="_blank">check the IM chat</a> with <strong>Kanye</strong> that got the whole thing started), and apparently he&#8217;s been fighting off groupies like <strong>David Hasselhoff</strong> at an AARP convention ever since. We&#8217;ve been in touch with Aziz about working on some stuff for next year (spoiler!), and he wanted to share the latest road stories from his debauched tour. <strong>Read on to see what went down last weekend, in his own words&#8230;</strong><br />
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<p><font size="3"><strong><u>FRIDAY</u>:</strong></font></p>
<p>I Fly into Chicago for the night. My friend Nick Kroll is opening this show for me and we rent a car to drive to Notre Dame on Saturday. We have a night to kill in Chicago. </p>
<p>We hit up the delicious <em>Blackbird</em> for dinner. While we are there, a woman comes up to our table and asks if I&#8217;m R&#038;B superstar Usher.<br />
<blockquote>I say, &#8220;No, unfortunately, I&#8217;m not Usher.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Wow, you really look like Usher!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m kidding, of course I&#8217;m Usher, sit down, have a drink with us.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>We started chatting and later that evening, we made out. It was awesome.</p>
<p><font size="3"><strong><u>SATURDAY</u>:</strong></font></p>
<p>After the show in Notre Dame, Kroll and I were hanging out in the hotel lobby about to head to bed early to take it easy. I&#8217;m reading an op-ed in the <em>New York Times</em> by Paul Krugman. I feel a tap on my shoulder. It&#8217;s Paul Krugman.<br />
<blockquote>&#8220;Hey! You&#8217;re reading my op-ed!!&#8221; he says.<br />
&#8220;Yeah, Paul I am, that&#8217;s so crazy. I was about to head to bed, good meeting you,&#8221; I respond.<br />
&#8220;Fuck no! I just won a Nobel Prize for economics, let&#8217;s go find some pussy!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I know everyone thinks musician is the profession that leads to the most groupie love, but these people have never went out hunting for pussy with a Nobel Prize Winner in Economics. These dudes roll hardcore. The &#8220;Krug-Man,&#8221; as he prefers to be called when drinking, is able into waltz into any nightclub/bar in America and within a few minutes drop the fact that he predicted the current financial crisis months ago and next thing you know, girls are losing their shit. Neither Nick nor myself made out with anyone that night, but Paul made out with enough women for all three of us.</p>
<p>At the end of the evening fellow Times Op-Ed columnist Bob Herbert pulled up in a limo and opened up the door and said &#8220;Whattttup!!! Next stop&#39;the hot tub!&#8221; The top of the limo then retracted revealing a HOT TUB IN THE BACK OF THE LIMO. The two Op-Ed writers hopped into the limo based hot tub with 7 girls and peeled out quicker than the economic downturn affected Iceland. We never saw them again.</p>
<p><font size="3"><strong><u>SUNDAY</u>:</strong></font></p>
<p>On Sunday, Kroll and I had to fly back to LA. As I got on my flight, I realized I was seated next to a very, very attractive passenger. We started chatting and I thought it was clear she was interested in hooking up. As we head to the bathroom, someone trips me. I look over. It&#8217;s Usher.<br />
<blockquote>&#8220;Hey Aziz, what the fuck is this shit you were pulling in Chicago?<br />
Telling people you&#8217;re me!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Usher, it&#8217;s a misunderstanding, I&#8217;m sorry.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Usher then did a weird dance move that was also somehow a fighting move that resulted in me getting kicked in the face. He proceeded to yell &#8220;HOOOOOOOOOOO!&#8221; at such a loud volume that it exploded the emergency exit door. Usher and I, not buckled, are instantly sucked out of the plane. Next thing you know, we&#8217;re in the air fighting.</p>
<p>A third passenger, flys out of the plane, with 3 large backpacks. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s Krugman.<br />
<blockquote>&#8220;Listen players, there&#8217;s a enough ladies for all of us! Take these handgliders!!!&#8221;<br />
He tosses the bags toward us, which turn into handgliders, and we glide back to the plane.</p></blockquote>
<p>Once we got back in the plane, all differences were settled and we fucked every one on the plane and the flight even landed on time. What a weekend!</p>
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		<title>5 Things to Watch For In The NFL Season Opener</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>donniek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Read this handy guide to prepare yourself for tonight's pro-football battle between the Redskins and the defending champ Giants.]]></description>
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<font size="1"><em>&#8220;Yeah John&#8230;I think they should go for TWO.&#8221;</em></font></p>
<p><strong>The New York Giants</strong>. <strong>The Washington Redskins</strong>. Giants Stadium, 7 p.m, <strong>NBC</strong>. Oh yeah, we&#8217;re ready for some muthafuckin&#8217; football! Since 2002, the <strong>NFL season opener</strong> has kicked off on a Thursday night&#39;in the past we&#8217;ve been ambivalent about the midweek start, but this year we&#8217;re ecstatic to have a respite from the Republican National Convention. (Of course the Republicans still fucked it up by forcing an early kickoff so the game doesn&#8217;t conflict with McCain&#8217;s acceptance speech&#8230;just pray for overtime!)</p>
<p>Like the <strong>Super Bowl</strong>, the Thursday night opener has become event television. To prepare you for the festivities, we&#8217;ve listed <strong>five things</strong> below for you to check for during tonight&#8217;s game&#8230;<br />
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<strong>#1: BAD PRE-GAME MUSIC</strong><br />
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The NFL has enlisted Keith Urban, Usher, and Natasha Bedingfield to perform before the game, meaning its main fan bases are covered&#39;rednecks, blacks, and closeted gays. </p>
<p><strong>#2: ANNOYING GIANTS FANS</strong><br />
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Expect loads of camera shots of smug, meathead Giants fans whooping it up in the stands. In the year after a team wins the Super Bowl, their fans go all Yeezy: You can&#8217;t tell them nothing. They get NFL bragging rights for a year. They get to wear those fucking lame &#8220;Champions&#8221; T-shirts. And their team kicks ass in <em>Madden</em>. Live it up while you can, Giants fans. [<em>Ed note</em>: This blog was written by a Redskins-stan]</p>
<p><strong>#3: THE HELMET CATCH</strong><br />
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&#8230;which leads to the next certainty: You will be seeing this fucking lucky-ass play replayed at some point tonight, and maybe in every Giants game for the entire season. [<em>Ed note #2:</em> Again, this was written by a Redskins-stan] </p>
<p><strong>#4: A JASON CAMPBELL-TO-CHRIS COOLEY TOUCHDOWN</strong><br />
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Why do we think this will happen? Well, we watched the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTFp9uUI368" target="_blank">Redskins fantasy football draft</a>, and guess who Campbell picked as his TE? CHRIS COOLEY. You better believe JC&#8217;s gonna get his boy touches. </p>
<p><strong>#5: ELI MANNING&#8217;S RETURN TO EARTH</strong><br />
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It wasn&#8217;t so long ago&#39;in fact, it was during last season&#39;that Eli was getting booed at Giants Stadium. Sure, he redeemed himself big-time in the SB, but we&#8217;ve got the feeling we&#8217;ll be seeing the &#8220;Eli Manning Face&#8221; at least once tonight. The Palin family will undoubtedly be <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/28/saluting-the-nfls-10-toughest-injured-players/5/">pulling for him</a>, though.  </p>
<p><strong><u>COMPLEX PREDICTION:</u></strong> <strong>Redskins &#8211; 21  Giants &#8211; 13</strong>. HAIL! [<em>Ed note #3</em>: see Ed. Notes 1 &#038; 2]</p>
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		<title>We Wanna Make Love To Keri Hilson In This Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bfred</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The singer/songwriter shows her sexy side as the leading lady in Usher's new video.]]></description>
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<em>Phew</em>! We&#8217;ve been waiting for this one. In the new video for <strong>Usher</strong>&#8217;s #1 single &#8220;In This Club,&#8221; singer/songwriter <strong>Keri Hilson</strong> gets her leading lady on. Don&#8217;t expect your run-of-the-mill video chick though&#39;Ms. Hilson is straight wifey material. If you&#8217;re not familiar with Keri from all her appearances on <strong>Timbaland</strong> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWg3IMN_rhU" target="_blank">singles</a>, she&#8217;s been writing hit songs for other artists with her crew The Clutch for years. Now, the Atlanta native is signed to <strong>Polow Da Don</strong>&#8217;s Zone 4 Entertainment for her upcoming solo debut. In the meantime, watch her out-do Ursher&#8217;s old lady after the jump.<br />
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