After WorldstarHipHop laced the intarwebs with a Birmingham-area weatherman cranking dat, we realized how often local newscasters show their ass when hip-hop is involved.

Of course, dancing is one thing, but rapping’s another. Which is why we put together an all-star lineup of lyrically minded reporters and meterologists. It’s kinda like the Juice Crew, if instead of Big Daddy Kane you had an idiot savant and instead of Kool G Rap you had the Insane Clown Posse’s proctologist. Listen and learn…

Weatherman Cranks Dat
Channel: Fox 6, Birmingham, AL
Best Line: N/A, he’s just a dancing fool

Traffic Reporter Goes Off The Dome
Channel: WCTI, North Carolina
Best Line: “Lookin’ lookin’ at Country Club/things are lookin’ pretty good like Robin Hood.” Wow.

Frat Attack
Channel: WCCB, Charlotte, NC
Best Line: “When I act like a fool /remember the rule–if you want the forecast, watch channel 9!” Everything about this guy screams “I suck off pilots in airport bathrooms, then go home and beat my wife.”

“Weather On The 9’s” Theme Song
Channel: WAOW, Wisconsin
Best Line: “I’m talkin’ about the man you might recognize/J to the Loew, my boy qualifies.” Freak that flip-of-the-tongue flow, shawty!

Behind the scenes recording “Eyewitness News Rap”
Channel: WKBW, Buffalo, NY
Best Line: “I tell it like is, the way you deserve/and so does this man–our MAIN MAN IRV!” The thing is, we can’t hate–this is 1987! The beat’s on some Profile Records Pumpkin-and-the-Profile-All-Stars ish. Classic.

Paul Goodloe Channels Yung Joc
Channel: The Weather Channel
Best Line: “Meet me at the maaawwwwl, it’s goin’ down!” When did Woody Harrelson get a spray tan?