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The Ultimate Archive: Erin Andrews’ Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:00:53 +0000

So apparently there’s a series of basketball contests next week in which young men representing various colleges and universities will compete to determine a “national champion” or some such. Who knew?!? Ok, kidding aside, we’re all about to watch a mega shit ton of hoops beginning next Thursday, and we’re not gonna complain about it one bit. You know what else we ain’t gonna complain about? Seeing lots of ESPN college basketball reporter Erin Andrews. And to get you prepped for all the March Madness, we’ve got an archive of Erin’s hottest pics. One shining moment? How about 20?

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The Ultimate Archive: Kourtney Kardashian’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:18:48 +0000

How refreshing.

On this past Monday’s episode of Keeping Up With Kardashians, after having enough of her baby daddy’s (Scott Disick) douchey fuckery, our second favorite Kardashian, Kourtney, changes the locks, draws her glock, and shoos off the cock(boy). Ok, maybe not the second, but we can dream, right?

Anyways, the show’s soap-opera-like premise makes it unclear whether she’s completely done with that Di-sick or not. But for the time being, it seems that she’s back on the market! And what better way to commemorate her return than giving her an Ultimate Archive treatment? Get ready, cause here comes the hot sauce!

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The Ultimate Archive: Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics

intern — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:50:59 +0000

We’d make it rain on you any day, Mary.

Happy President’s Day folks! How’s it hanging? High? Well, as much as we’d like to homage all the Presidents that did so much for this country (we appreciate it, seriously), the Internet loves women. We’ve already given you an insane amount of hot pictures of modern-day beauties, but today we’re tipping our fitteds to the O.G: Marilyn Monroe. Not only was the actress/singer/model a star on her own, she’s also the most famous and most hottest Presidential jumpoff ever. Yeah, before Monica “the cow” Lewinksy was making headlines as being the President’s sidepiece, Marilyn was allegedly hitting up the oral office with President JFK. She was the best to ever do it, and that’s why on this 15th of February, we’re allowing you to enjoy her hottest pics. Happy Birthday, Mr. President…

Diamonds are Forever 1953

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The Ultimate Archive: Stacey Dash’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:45:34 +0000

Fourty-four fours? Nah, just one is fine by us. Today the immortal Stacey Dash turns 44, and while that’s a lot of candles to blow out at once, we’d love to see her try. You know Stacey from Clueless, the Bronx, and maybe a certain pictorial in a magazine that rhymes with “flay toy” (try Google suckas). Whatever the case, we know you know Stacey, and we know you know we know Stacey, which is why you’re about to get your clickin’ finger clackin’ with our collection of her hottest photos ever ever ever ever…

LEOPARDY!, 2008

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The Ultimate Archive: Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:57:25 +0000

Pictured Above: Eliza Dushku from Complex’s October/November 2009 cover shoot.

From her roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel to Dollhouse, it seems that TV mastermind Joss Whedon can’t get enough of leading lady Eliza Dushku, and if you saw our October/November cover, you know we can’t get enough of her either.

Unfortunately Dollhouse has been canceled by Fox, but they’re airing the slept-on show’s final episodes starting tonight, with the finale airing on January 22. And while we know Eliza will be popping up in a gang of new projects, we’re going to miss spending our Friday nights with her. Although you won’t be able to see her on a weekly basis anymore, we’ve compiled her hottest photos to hit the net, so you can see her everyday, shit maybe even twice a day if you’d like. No cancellations over here, let the clicking spree of 22 pics start after the jump…

ARENA, 2008

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The Ultimate Archive: Penelope Cruz’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:31:36 +0000

Penelope Cruz for Mango, 2008

Oh, Penelope Cruz. What more can we say about the Spanish stunner that hasn’t already been said? Well, not only is Cruz one of the hottest girls of the decade, #23 to be exact, but she also has no problem starring in movies where her sexuality is explored.

In her new Almodóvar movie Broken Embraces, which opens this weekend, Cruz plays a call-girl named Lena who becomes a mistress to one dude, and then falls in love with another. Yeah, she’s getting it in. Her latest role is just another bullet point on her scandalous resume, that includes making out with Scar Jo, and hooking up with Charlize Theron. As much as we’re jealous of her past conquests, we’re also very thankful they happened. Which is why we gave her the Ultimate Archive treatment on this fine Friday. So sit back, and enjoy clicking through PC’s hottest pics…

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The Ultimate Archive: Sofia Vergara’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:46:48 +0000

The new TV season is finally here, and as happens every fall, most of the new crop had us on the verge of disconnecting our plasmas for good. Luckily, better shows like Modern Family—which premiered this week—reminded us there’s a reason for all that high-def goodness.

Not only does the show star funnyman Ed O’Neill, but it also features the curvaceous, gorgeous Colombian model/actress and former Complex standout (we featured her in 2004)Sofia Vergara—a woman who makes the phrase “flatscreen TV” an oxymoron. Got your attention? Then do yourself a favor and check out her hottest pics…and then start saving for a brand new LCDD. And no, that’s not a typo.

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(FEATURING SOFIA VERGARA AT #46)

MAXIM, JULY 2008 (1)

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The Ultimate Archive: Jennifer Aniston’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:16:21 +0000

We’re not usually ones for sob stories, but Jennifer Aniston’s history with ~~douchebags~~ celebrity boyfriends has got us reaching for the tissue box and polishing our knight-in-shining-armor gear. In fact, we may take our sympathy as far as actually going to see her latest rom-com, Love Happens, which hits theaters today. It’s a touching story of a woman, a man, and the emotional…on second thought, nah. We’d much rather just click through a gallery devoted solely to the smokin’ hot, ageless star. Wouldn’t you?

GQ JANUARY 2009

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The Ultimate Archive: Kate Beckinsale’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:00:12 +0000

The Europeans might have come up with the whole “wine and cheese” concept, but in America, we have a combo that owns all others: “comic book adaptations and hot women.” Since we here at Complex like to think of ourselves as connoisseurs of that very delicate pairing, we knew we’d be excited for Kate Beckinsale’s newest movie, Whiteout, which hits theaters today.

Based on an awesome comic of the same name, the movie is directed by Dominic Sena, the man who brought us Gone in 60 Seconds and ~~Halle Berry’s twos~~ Swordfish. Seeing Kate kick ass in the trailer reminded us just how hot this classy lady is, and we knew it was time to immortalize her in the only archive that really matters. It’s the start of the weekend, so sit back and take a good, long look.

VANITY FAIR

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The Ultimate Archive: Vanessa Hudgens’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:06:16 +0000

It’s been said that we have a short attention span. Well, if that’s the charge, we plead guil… Wait, what’s the question again? Anyways, a second set of awesomely nude pictures of the awesomely awesome Vanessa Hudgens leaked last week. Usually last week is, like, sooooo last week to us, but in the case of awesome nude pics of awesomely awesome chicks, we can definitely make an exception. And in V-Hudg’s case, that exception includes compiling a compilation of her hottest pics. Whaddaya think of that? Wait, what do we think of what?… Oh, nevermind.

INSTYLE MAGAZINE, 2009

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The Ultimate Archive: Jennifer Lopez’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:32:54 +0000

We’ve done a bad thing. In the past, our feelings for J. Lo have been up and down and back again. We’ve allowed our fickle selves to toy with Jenny’s feelings, and it’s time to clear the air. The woman is damn hot. One of the hottest of all time, in fact. Who else can have two kids, a handful of douche-bag boyfriends, too many bad songs to count, and still manage to retain a tabletop ass? Only Jenny from the block, that’s who.

J.Lo just turned 40 (wow), so we’ve decided to ~~remind ourselves that she still exists~~ reminisce a little and compile the sexy Boricua’s greatest photos. Now hurry up and click through before we change our minds again…

GIANT, 2007 (1)

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The Ultimate Archive: Janet Jackson’s Hottest Pics

intern — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:35:01 +0000

While the world mourned Michael Jackson’s passing, the sadness intensified when his sister, Janet, made a heartfelt speech at last Sunday’s BET Awards: “To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family,” she said. “And he will forever live in all of our hearts.”

Although it took his passing for the world to truly appreciate MJ’s greatness, we’re planning on acknowledging our other favorite Jackson while she’s still around. (No, we’re not talking about LaToya.) That’s right, Miss Janet Jackson has been our it-girl for 20 years-plus. So before you celebrate America’s birthday this weekend, check out the hottest pictures of Janet Jackson and appreciate her greatness…

ROLLING STONE, 1993

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The Ultimate Archive: Gisele Bundchen’s Hottest Pics

donniek — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:09:59 +0000

So the recent pregnancy rumors surrounding Gisele Bundchen have been denied by both the Brazilian supermodel and her boo, Tom Brady. If leaving his last baby mama for a Vickie’s Secret Angel didn’t already convince you that Brady was a G, then his latest quote surely will: “No…one is enough. I have dogs and that’s all I need.”

As a reminder to Tom and the rest of the world why Gisele shouldn’t get impregnated, we went through the trouble to compile a list of her hottest photos. And man, there were almost too many to handle. Just keep your hands on the table as you click through The Hottest Gisele Bundchen Pics of All Time…

AMERICAN PHOTO 1, 2008

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The Ultimate Archive: Alicia Keys’ Hottest Pics

Joe — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:44:32 +0000

We already put her through the wifey/trifey circuit, and 82 percent of you believe Alicia Keys makes for the perfect take-home-to-mom type of woman. Shit, maybe she’ll start writing Swizzy’s rhymes (or better yet, convince him to stick to producing instead of rapping worse than Eli Porter).

With the overwhelming support for A.Keys’ wifey status, we decided to bring her back to the blog (2x in one week!) and hook you up with a compilation of her Hottest Pics Ever. Enjoy the 23 pictures of Swizzy’s new squeeze—we know we will.

AS I AM PROMOTIONAL SHOT, 2007

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The Ultimate Archive: Beyonce’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:17:08 +0000

Obsessed—a flick about a super-successful Wall Street type (Idris Elba) with a super-sexy wife (Beyoncé) who becomes the stalking target of a super-psycho temp (Ali Larter) at his office—opens this weekend. Look, we know there’s an element of disbelief suspension involved with moviemaking, but if we were hitched to Beyoncé and had a little cash on hand, we’d hire somebody to go a little Stringer Bell on the 7:30 temp that was threatening our perfect life. Just sayin’.

Not that we’re gonna miss Obsessed this weekend just because of a perceived plot issue. You see, we’re just a little (obvious segue alert!) obsessed with Beyonce ourselves. Whether you’re an ass man, a breasts man, a legs man, a face man, Bey’s got a little something for everybody (unless you’re an ugly ass/breasts/legs/face man). And to kick your weekend off right, we present Beyonce’s Hottest Pics, ever, ever, ever…

LOS ANGELES CONFIDENTIAL MAGAZINE, 2008

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The Ultimate Archive: Eva Mendes’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:36:18 +0000

Fact: We want to f#@& Eva Mendes. Fact: You do too. Conjecture: It ain’t gonna happen for either of us today. After we failed to include her in our recent Worldwide Wednesday countdown of the hottest Cuban women, we got a lot of angry feedback from you, the readers. Well, we would now like to make amends.

It may be a sunny day where you are, but really, the sun is overrated, not to mention dangerous (melanoma is a bitch). So go home and get a head (ayo!) start on your weekend with this comprehensive gallery of Eva’s Hottest Pics, Ever (Ever)…

JANE MAGAZINE, 2007

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The Ultimate Archive: Christina Milian’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:58:22 +0000

Good Friday! Well, not the “official” Good Friday, but a good Friday nonetheless since Christina Milian is back in the news. You know the deal: new man (The-Dream), new record deal (with The-Dream’s label), new hair (long and blond). But same ol’ Christina: cute as a button and hot as hell.

To celebrate all the new (and old), we’re giving you a head start on your weekend fun with a breathtaking breakdown of Christina Milian’s Hottest Pics. We told you it was a good Friday…

AT THE BEACH, 2008

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The Ultimate Archive: Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:51:42 +0000

Another Friday, another out-of-this-world hot celeb who all of us can’t get enough of. Jessica Alba is always a treat, and because it’s the end of a long week, we wanted to send you off to the weekend with a gift.

We know you want it, here it is: the 31 hottest Jessica Alba pics of all time. Don’t think too hard folks, that’s how people get injured.

RAZOR, 2000

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The Ultimate Archive: Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics

Joe — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:28:43 +0000

Last week, gossip outlets reported that Megan Fox and wannabe rapper and all-around lame Brian Austin Green finally called it quits after dating since 2004. Score a W for males around the world, (and apparently Kim Kardashian). Not that we want to throw salt in David Silver's game, but it's just a bit easier to look at pictures of the sexiest women in the world, knowing she's not being cuffed by this guy anymore.

Which brings us to today. It's Friday, you're thinking about the weekend, and you’ve already spent way too much time on Twitter today, so as a gift from us to you, we present the ultimate Megan Fox hot picture archive. Enjoy and we'll see you around 27 pages later. Click-clack!

FHM PHOTOSHOOT, MARCH 2007

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