The new TV season is finally here, and as happens every fall, most of the new crop had us on the verge of disconnecting our plasmas for good. Luckily, better shows like Modern Family—which premiered this week—reminded us there’s a reason for all that high-def goodness.
Not only does the show star funnyman Ed O’Neill, but it also features the curvaceous, gorgeous Colombian model/actress and former Complex standout (we featured her in 2004)Sofia Vergara—a woman who makes the phrase “flatscreen TV” an oxymoron. Got your attention? Then do yourself a favor and check out her hottest pics…and then start saving for a brand new LCDD. And no, that’s not a typo.
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We’re not usually ones for sob stories, but Jennifer Aniston’s history with douchebags celebrity boyfriends has got us reaching for the tissue box and polishing our knight-in-shining-armor gear. In fact, we may take our sympathy as far as actually going to see her latest rom-com, Love Happens, which hits theaters today. It’s a touching story of a woman, a man, and the emotional…on second thought, nah. We’d much rather just click through a gallery devoted solely to the smokin’ hot, ageless star. Wouldn’t you?
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The Europeans might have come up with the whole “wine and cheese” concept, but in America, we have a combo that owns all others: “comic book adaptations and hot women.” Since we here at Complex like to think of ourselves as connoisseurs of that very delicate pairing, we knew we’d be excited for Kate Beckinsale’s newest movie, Whiteout, which hits theaters today.
Based on an awesome comic of the same name, the movie is directed by Dominic Sena, the man who brought us Gone in 60 Seconds and Halle Berry’s twos Swordfish. Seeing Kate kick ass in the trailer reminded us just how hot this classy lady is, and we knew it was time to immortalize her in the only archive that really matters. It’s the start of the weekend, so sit back and take a good, long look.
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It’s been said that we have a short attention span. Well, if that’s the charge, we plead guil… Wait, what’s the question again? Anyways, a second set of awesomely nude pictures of the awesomely awesome Vanessa Hudgens leaked last week. Usually last week is, like, sooooo last week to us, but in the case of awesome nude pics of awesomely awesome chicks, we can definitely make an exception. And in V-Hudg’s case, that exception includes compiling a compilation of her hottest pics. Whaddaya think of that? Wait, what do we think of what?… Oh, nevermind.
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We’ve done a bad thing. In the past, our feelings for J. Lo have been up and down and back again. We’ve allowed our fickle selves to toy with Jenny’s feelings, and it’s time to clear the air. The woman is damn hot. One of the hottest of all time, in fact. Who else can have two kids, a handful of douche-bag boyfriends, too many bad songs to count, and still manage to retain a tabletop ass? Only Jenny from the block, that’s who.
J.Lo just turned 40 (wow), so we’ve decided to remind ourselves that she still exists reminisce a little and compile the sexy Boricua’s greatest photos. Now hurry up and click through before we change our minds again…
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While the world mourned Michael Jackson’s passing, the sadness intensified when his sister, Janet, made a heartfelt speech at last Sunday’s BET Awards: “To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family,” she said. “And he will forever live in all of our hearts.”
Although it took his passing for the world to truly appreciate MJ’s greatness, we’re planning on acknowledging our other favorite Jackson while she’s still around. (No, we’re not talking about LaToya.) That’s right, Miss Janet Jackson has been our it-girl for 20 years-plus. So before you celebrate America’s birthday this weekend, check out the hottest pictures of Janet Jackson and appreciate her greatness…
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So the recent pregnancy rumors surrounding Gisele Bundchen have been denied by both the Brazilian supermodel and her boo, Tom Brady. If leaving his last baby mama for a Vickie’s Secret Angel didn’t already convince you that Brady was a G, then his latest quote surely will: “No…one is enough. I have dogs and that’s all I need.”
As a reminder to Tom and the rest of the world why Gisele shouldn’t get impregnated, we went through the trouble to compile a list of her hottest photos. And man, there were almost too many to handle. Just keep your hands on the table as you click through The Hottest Gisele Bundchen Pics of All Time…
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We already put her through the wifey/trifey circuit, and 82 percent of you believe Alicia Keys makes for the perfect take-home-to-mom type of woman. Shit, maybe she’ll start writing Swizzy’s rhymes (or better yet, convince him to stick to producing instead of rapping worse than Eli Porter).
With the overwhelming support for A.Keys’ wifey status, we decided to bring her back to the blog (2x in one week!) and hook you up with a compilation of her Hottest Pics Ever. Enjoy the 23 pictures of Swizzy’s new squeeze—we know we will.
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Obsessed—a flick about a super-successful Wall Street type (Idris Elba) with a super-sexy wife (Beyoncé) who becomes the stalking target of a super-psycho temp (Ali Larter) at his office—opens this weekend. Look, we know there’s an element of disbelief suspension involved with moviemaking, but if we were hitched to Beyoncé and had a little cash on hand, we’d hire somebody to go a little Stringer Bell on the 7:30 temp that was threatening our perfect life. Just sayin’.
Not that we’re gonna miss Obsessed this weekend just because of a perceived plot issue. You see, we’re just a little (obvious segue alert!) obsessed with Beyonce ourselves. Whether you’re an ass man, a breasts man, a legs man, a face man, Bey’s got a little something for everybody (unless you’re an ugly ass/breasts/legs/face man). And to kick your weekend off right, we present Beyonce’s Hottest Pics, ever, ever, ever…
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Fact: We want to f#@& Eva Mendes. Fact: You do too. Conjecture: It ain’t gonna happen for either of us today. After we failed to include her in our recent Worldwide Wednesday countdown of the hottest Cuban women, we got a lot of angry feedback from you, the readers. Well, we would now like to make amends.
It may be a sunny day where you are, but really, the sun is overrated, not to mention dangerous (melanoma is a bitch). So go home and get a head (ayo!) start on your weekend with this comprehensive gallery of Eva’s Hottest Pics, Ever (Ever)…
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