You know what’s fun? Watching other people getting their ass kicked. Real talk—we ain’t proud of it, but it’s true—why else do you think a crowd gathers every time there’s a brawl? Somehow we doubt it’s ’cause they want to be the first to administer first aid. So when it came time for us to eff around and kill (OK, maybe just maim) a little time, we thought, What better way to do it than watch some no holds barred fighting action—no, not high school girls soccer, Mixed Martial Arts.
We don’t really know a rear naked choke from an armbar, so we got Ben Goldstein of CagePotato.com to give us a list of his favorite takedowns, and voila—50 of the Bloodiest, Gruesomest, Limb-Twistingest MMA Dominations of All Time. Enjoy, and if you get too hyped up, remember to count to ten and never, ever punch your sister…
• CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 50 GREATEST MMA DOMINATIONS COUNTDOWN!
Forget about Alice. Megan Fox in Wonderland is where it’s at. [Moe Jackson]
We can’t wait for Lil’ Wayne’s Behind The Music episode next week. [Nah Right]
Playboy is offering Lindsay Lohan close to $1 million to pose nude. Get that money! [PopCrunch]
Find out what UFC fighters were doing before they got in the game. [Coed Mag]
Looking to blow your rent money? Tom Ford winter gear can do that for you. [Daily Drop]
Another day has passed and more pics of hotties keep going up. [Double Viking]
You might want to be prepared if your city catches on fire one of these days. [Holy Taco]
We’ll totally watch this William S. Burroughs doc with our hipster jumpoff. [Flisted]
Sports fans, say hi to the bad guy, Brock Lesnar!
Just like your colon, sports need an asshole. This weekend, mixed martial arts found its attention-grabbing, shit-popping sphincter when former WWE fake wrestler-turned-fighter Brock Lesnar managed to piss off everyone at UFC 100. Big Lez retained his heavyweight title by brutalizing Frank Mir, who’d beaten him 17 months earlier, then taunted his bloodied, defeated foe. The Mandalay Bay crowd turned on the gentleman champ and booed, at which point he middle finger-blasted them. As if he hadn’t been enough of a dick already, in a post-match interview, he squeezed out a stinky on sponsor Bud Light, saying he prefers Coors Light “because Bud Light won’t pay me.” Finally, he talked about mounting his wife later that night. Though UFC president Dana White claims he was incensed and tore his asshole champ a new one, we all know the organization is fortunate to have a hated star to market.
With Lesnar’s emergence as a bad boy, Complex got to thinking about the other athletes who stand out as the current villain of their sport. Check out our list and let us know if there’s somebody you think is a bigger bad boy. We can handle it. After all, we love the hate…
CLICK HERE TO READ THE REST…
At last night’s UFC Fight Night James “The Sandman” Irvin took down Houston “The Assassin” Alexander in roughly the same time it takes most NFL linemen to run the forty-yard dash. What should have been two bangers standing and trading for a couple of rounds ended in seven seconds when Irvin rocked Alexander with a superman punch. Check the video over at CagePotato. It doesn’t take long.
