Going Bust: Tony Romo can blame Jessica Simpson’s twos for his poor performances.
Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has reportedly broken up with his girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. His fans have reason to be excited—not because Romo will have more free time to flirt with heavily perspiring male groupies, but because she distracted him from his pursuit of a Super Bowl ring.
Since bagging Simpson in 2007, the once promising #9 has crapped the bed when she was in attendance, caused controversy by taking a vacation with her before a playoff game that he lost, and missed the playoffs entirely, putting up three turnovers and zero touchdowns in a 44-6 blowout loss in the final, must-win game of the 2008 regular season. Not that we blame dude; if we were Romo, the only route we’d have on our mind is the one leading directly to her milk duds.
Now that Romo’s a free man, we expect he’ll have a career resurgence. Why? Well, for one, he couldn’t play much worse than he did in that last stinker. Besides, there’s a history of athletes whose performance suffered because of a woman, and they usually get back on track once they drop their dimes. Read on below to see what we mean…
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They’re real and they’re spectacular. Check out Tyra Banks’ best breast moments. [LINK]
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By now, we shouldn’t even need a reason to feature Tyra Banks on our ’site. The former face of Victoria’s Secret turned reality show Queen Bee has been blessing us for years with images that have pitched more wood than a Team Blackout album release. If there was ever a hall of fame for Two’s, best believe she would be in there.
Now that everyone has got past the whole “stampede” debacle that happened a few weeks ago, Tyra is hosting another tryout for America’s Next Top Model in NYC (this time with more rules) on April 11th. It only feels right that we show some recognition to Ms. B in the only way we know how. So sit back, relax and take in Tyra Banks’ best breast moments.
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In the 90s, models were super.
New York Fashion Week is underway and everywhere we look, models and bottles are getting popped (perhaps that’s because we’re the ones popping them open). As we sip bubbles and bed these impressionable and vacant young women, we can’t help but think back to our youth when we were were hiding pics of half nude models under our beds.
Not all the dime ’90s catwalkers have aged as well as the rap we were listening to back then, but we think of them fondly all the same. In honor of Fashion Week, Complex is taking a trip down memory lane with the 11 hottest models of the '90s. We ordered them according to how many deposits we made to the spank bank in their names, so feel free to disagree…
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