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Daily Style & Design News: November 3, 2009

Bradley — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:54:42 +0000

The snowboard/luxe streetwear house Isaora just launched its online shop. [Isaora]

Tag Heuer teams up with Automobili Lamborghini to release a limited edition phone, which takes takes design cues from the Italian carmaker’s flagship supercar the Murcielago. [High Snobiety]

Hey @AndyMilonakis, a dedicated mobile device from Peek for all your Tweeting needs! [Crunch Gear]

DQM (New York), norseProjects (Copenhagen), Sneakersnstuff (Stockholm) and SlamJam (Milan) participated for part two of adidas Originals Consortium City Series, which drops later this month. [Freshness Mag]

Gold plated staples… Corporate equivalent to pimp cups? [Marcus Troy]

Twitpic Recap: Jim Jones’ Summer Sneakers

ebaker — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:19:43 +0000

This summer’s been big for rappers and sneakers. Fabolous got his own Reeboks and Fat Joe got whatever brand his “Recession” sneakers are dropping on. But no one has really gone in (at least on twitter) like Jim Jones has.

When we talked to Capo recently, he said he was going to rock a new pair of sneakers every day of the summer, and post a photo of them on his Twitter using Twitpic. Although he hasn’t been 100 percent consistent, his sporadic kick posts have Jimmy slowly approaching 1 million followers (he’s currently at 996,387). Since it would be a pain in the balls for you to search for all of Jimmy’s kicks, including the ones where he was “too high to remember to attach the picture,” we decided to compile all of his “Splash Pics” into one handy post. Check his fresh and his hilarious commentary from the twits after the jump….

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The Twitter King: Ron Artest’s 10 Best Tweets

justinm — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:08:29 +0000

Ron Artest gives you that funk, that tweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.

Not everybody’s fit to twit, nitwits. If not a damn person on this earth has ever wondered what’s rollin’ around in your head, chances are you don’t need to fill us in. And if you are gonna share your every move and thought with the world, you and they had better be absolutely fucking fascinating, like Ron Artest, who we are now crowning the undisputed Twitter King after reading his updates from the last week.

Long before tweets, the NBA bad boy perplexed people by applying for a Circuit City job to get the employee discount, brawling with fans in Detroit, and starting a second career as a rapper just because he loves to rap. Most athletes regurgitate carefully rehearsed clichés, especially after they join a polished team like the Los Angeles Lakers, as Ron-Ron did this summer, but you can only expect the unexpected from QB’s finest, especially now that he can take you inside his mind, 140 uncut raw characters at a time. If you’re not following the man, you should be. For proof, just check out Ron-Ron’s 10 best tweets. He’ll show you how to do this, son!

The Kim Kardashian-Reggie Bush Breakup: Reading Between The Tweets

intern — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:09:40 +0000

Yesterday the news broke that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. We really don’t need to remind you that we ride for Kimmy K, and while we’re sad that her two-year relationship has come to an end, we can’t say we didn’t see it coming.

You see, nobody knows Kimmy like us (you could say that we’ve been with her through thick and thin). So while the rest of the world was following her on Twitter and thinking everything was rosy with her and her boo, we knew their love was in trouble a month ago. Read on, as we examine some recent Twitter updates and guess what was really going on in her head…

WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “The stress of an interracial relationship is getting to me. It’s just so hard to match for social occasions!”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “That’s the first happy ending I’ve had since I slept through the making of the Ray J video.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING “Take a hint Reggie! A girl can only have so many pearl necklaces, I want a rock!”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “SMH. If only they could bring up a side order of communication and honesty.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING “Finally I get to watch a real girlie movie. Was getting tired of Reggie’s Dude Looks Like a Lady series.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “I wish Reggie would take the hint—I’m sick of making love to that song ‘Ho’s A Housewife’.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “Another early night. My girlfriends warned me about dating running backs with a ’short burst of speed.’”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “And by ‘chill’ I mean set up the parabolic mic and Li’l Snooper spy cam when he’s not home. Thanks Sharper Image! Lolz.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “Is it too late to audition for the next season of For the Love of Ray J?”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THANKING: “And by ‘everyone,’ I mean Jeremy Shockey. Holler!”

Winding Down: Cassie Rocks See Through

intern — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:43:35 +0000

Still not mad at Cassie’s wild haircut. Might have something to do with her being so hot. [Moe Jackson]

Wow. Kanye went off on this new “Alright” song with Twista. [Nah Right]

Hugo Boss swaps tennis ball boys for models at the Madrid Masters. For the win. [Coed Mag]

The terrible acting in these porn scenes is absolutely hilarious. [Holy Taco]

Check out all the LiveStrong shoes Nike has done. [Nice Kicks]

Feel free to enjoy Cocktail’s 15 minutes of fame just as much as she will. [Lossip]

This Twitter tool will tell you how hetero your tweets are. Flisted]

Scroll through pics of these hotties while you watch the MLB All-Star game. [Double Viking]

The production and features on Rihanna’s next album sound crazy. [PopCrunch]

Winding Down: Allow Us To Introduce Michelle Hunziker

intern — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:28:38 +0000

We don’t really know who Michelle Hunziker is, but let it be known, she’s now on our radar. [Bastardly]

Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at Fab’s new video with Keri Hilson and Ryan Leslie. [Nah Right]

These Infrared Jordan VIs might already be next year’s hottest sneaker. [Nice Kicks]

Favorite part of the day: looking at pics of all these hotties in the wild. [Double Viking]

The “Unfollow Perez” movement cost the guy 800,000 followers on Twitter. Damn, son. [PopCrunch]

Speaking of Twitter, now you can order weed on there. *Logs On* [Flisted]

Gisele wears short shorts. We get excited. [Lossip]

Some lucky soccer player wifed up British babe Joanna Taylor. [Holy Taco]

The Greatest Celebrity Face Tattoos

intern — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:21:23 +0000

Chad “Please Don’t Call Me Mr. Johnson” OchoCinco is back at it again. This time the Bengals receiver released two photos—via Twitter, of course—of what were thought to be two tattoos on his face. On his left cheek (pause) was the state of Florida, and on the right cheek (pause) he had two crosses. Turns out, though, that Carson Palmer’s favorite ball-catcher was just trying to Ashton Kutcher the media, as retaliation for the way he thinks they treat him. Only problem was that homie’s stunt got about as much buzz as a nun’s vibrator.

But after seeing O.C. punk out of putting his face under the needle, we thought it would be a good time to salute those who have been brave enough to take some pricks to the grill. We aren’t really too sure what the story is behind all these tattoos, but they’re all worth a double-take when you see them in the streets…

KAT VON D:
TATTOO: Stars on the side of her face
STORY BEHIND IT: She’s giving you a preview of her heavenly bodies.

GUCCI MANE
TATTOO: Tear drops under his left eye
STORY BEHIND IT: Whether or not there’s a body behind those drops, we’d be crying too if we were lugging around those heavy-ass chains

MIKE TYSON
TATTOO: Tribal symbol on the left side of his face
STORY BEHIND IT: It’s actually a map: Driving Directions To Bankruptcy Court

DANGER
TATTOO: Tiger on the side of her face
STORY BEHIND IT: Until she worked up the nerve to show the world her wild kitty, she figured a a tattoo would have to do.

LIL WAYNE
TATTOO: “Fear God” over his eyelids
STORY BEHIND IT: He was one eye short of being able to rock the WEEZY-F-BABY triclops trilogy, so this was the second choice.

THE GAME
TATTOO: A butterfly, the letters LA, and a red star all in the same spot
STORY BEHIND IT: This is what happens when you ~~bitch out of rocking something feminine and then can’t make up your mind~~ run out of space for tattoos

ANTWAN DIXON
TATTOO: A bunch of different shit all over his face
STORY BEHIND IT: Dixon? His face becomes him.

THE LIZARD MAN
TATTOO: Green lizard scales all over his face
STORY BEHIND IT: White people be craaaaaaazy!

Twitter Fight! Nick Cannon vs. Eminem

prubin — Wed, 13 May 2009 20:41:02 +0000

Oh, but the internet was on fire last week. First Eminem’s Relapse leaked, then Nick ~~Carey~~ Cannon caught feelings about some of Em’s lyrics about Mariah Carey. On the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad,” Marshall goes in on his alleged ex-jumpoff and her present husband:

…Mariah whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch!/You see I never really asked for much/I can’t imagine what’s going through your mind after such/A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk/Luis Miguel—Nick Cannon better back the fuck/Up, I’m not playin’, I want her back, you punk/This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk/Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk/Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk/And yeah baby i want another crack at ya/You can beat me with any spatula that you want/I mean I really want you bad, you c*nt/Nick you had your fun, i’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk/Man I could use a fresh batch of blood/So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupunct…

Not even that harsh, especially in comparison to the psychosexual gorefest that is much of Relapse. Regardless, though, Nick blacked out on his blog, coming out of pocket with all kinds of threats (physical and otherwise) toward Em, even going so far as to compare Mariah to Michelle Obama and Oprah. (Even though he pulled the post in a matter of hours, you can still read it plenty of places, including here.) And that’s all we’ve heard of it so far…UNTIL NOW! See, when you have two celebrities on Twitter, chances are shit’s gonna boil over. And boil over it did. Thankfully, we follow all the parties involved, so we were able to record the whole confrontation as it went down.* Don’t say we never did anything for you…

*and by “it,” we mean “this totally false fictional account of what we wish had happened for satirical purposes only please don’t sue us Jimmy Iovine”

nickcannon Has anyone heard this Eminem joint? I love it! I mean I hate it! He’s the GOAT! Except I’m about to intimidate him into taking this song off his album! Wait, no, I’m gonna say I will, then pretend I never said anything!

eminem *tap tap* Hello? I’m new to this twitter shit, does anyone know how to make a chainsaw noise? Is there like an emoticon or some shit?

nickcannon @eminem There you are slim lamey! LOL!

nickcannon *takes shirt off*

nickcannon *blows away*

eminem WHO IS THIS? IS THIS A CELEBRITY? I HATE CELEBRITIES!

nickcannon @eminem it’s your worst nightmare bitch! and that’s not just the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. And yes I capitalized Creatine, what?! I’ma be Creatine an asswhuppin’!

nickcannon Oh SHIT, that’s a hot line, I better
write that down. @mariahcarey baby, i need some paper, u got some paper?

mariahcarey @nickcannon baby, you know your allowance day isn’t until saturday.

nickcannon @mariahcarey no, i mean…ah, forget it

docdre @nickcannon Dog, you do NOT want to do this. trust me.

nickcannon @docdre shut up Dre!!! if i wanted to talk to you i’d leave a few more dozen voicemails asking you to sell me a track!

docdre @nickcannon srsly man, have u seen me recently? i look like an almond sitting on top of a sack of pumpkins.

nickcannon @docdre I guess no one told you I’m nice in the ring! I’ve been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years! *kisses biceps* *misses*

docdre @nickcannon yeah, well, i’m nice in the…i’m…Em, I need to go in on this dude. Gimme somethin’ real quick.

eminem @docdre You got a long Uz’ and you carry it all day.

docdre @nickcannon I got a long Uz’ and I carry it all day!

eminem @docdre I’m triple platinum doing 50 a week still!

docdre @nickcannon Em’s triple platinum doin’ 50 a week steel!

eminem @docdre STILL! Doin’ 50 a week STILL!

docdre @eminem my bad, homie. these trapezius muscles are blocking my ears like a muthafucka.

nickcannon Marshall, I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next?

eminem @nickcannon dunno, guess you could actually be good at any of the things you do?

eminem @nickcannon wait, sorry, that didn’t sound psychopathic enough.

eminem *scribbles in notebook*

eminem @nickcannon “Testicle twista, Lunesta digester, bespectacled Lecter/with ether and chloroform i’ll deform your fleshy erection”

nickcannon my what now?

eminem I’M PHIL SPECTOR WHEN I DRILL AND FILL RECTUMS/l’M THE SPHINCTER WRECKER, RESURRECT YOUR CORPSE AND THEN SEX YA!

nickcannon @eminem is there something you want to tell me dog?

OfficerRAWSE @eminem Tell me too, you monkey-ass honky. Yeah, I said it! Contradictions don’t mean shit to the BAWSE! Marinate on that one before I come see you with these long-ass Bambi eyelashes!

OfficerRAWSE *blinks*

OfficerRAWSE *flattens midsized city*

eminem @nickcannon Man, i haven’t been out of the house in four years. I feel like starting some beef! Who’s on Dawson’s Creek right now?

iamdiddy I LOVE YOU ALL LET’S GET IT! THIS FEUD IS GETTING ME OPEN LIKE CASSIE’S VAGINA! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT, THOUGH, OR I’LL TELL MY INTERN TO THREATEN YOU WITH A CEASE AND DESIST!!!!! LET’S GOOOO!!!!!!

nickcannon @iamdiddy Man, what’s good with a deal? We’re both empire builders! U got Sean John, I got that hot PNB Nation shit!

eminem I got Shady Ltd! My shit is hot in predominantly Latino neighborhoods! Hook up a sleeveless Shady Ltd. hoodie with some Paco jeans and you’re good 2 go! Vamanos!

iamdiddy Oh shit vamanos!! I’m totes stealing that shit money!!! Come see me in the shark section!!! THAT’S THE CASSIE’S VAGINA SECTION!!!! VAMANOS!!!!!!!

TheRealCashis Yeah man!!! That Shady shit makes a nice warm blanket too!!! Makes this park bench feel like the Radisson! *holds up WILL RAP FOR FOOD sign with @BobbyCreekwater*

nickcannon Fuck Shady, man, I got that form-fitting shit. Haven’t you admired my physique on Wild ‘N’ Out?

nickcannon I mean Wild ‘N’ Out the sketch comedy show, not the drag parade.

eminem @nickcannon “Man, don’t tell me about drag parades/that’s a fag capade, an ass cavalcade/it gets me just about aroused enough to say/I don’t understand why people think I’m halfway gay”

nickcannon @GLAAD Holy shit, are y’all hearing this?!

GLAAD @nickcannon We’ve thought this for years, believe us.

RapRadar DID YOU HEAR THAT EM LINE? THAT SHIT IS THE HOTNESS! KILL YOURSELF! NICK CANNON IS A LAME! OL’ CHOPPA SUIT WEARIN ASS NI**A! YOU WANT SOME MORE FIVE-MONTH-OLD WEB REFERENCES? GET AT US! HA! FREE YAYO!

VibeMag @RapRadar You tell ‘em! You’re the king of this internet shit!

nickcannon @RapRadar man, fuck y’all. my wife is a strong black woman. angela davis ain’t got shit on mimi!

mariahcarey @nickcannon u tellem baby. get at ’em on youtuuuuuube!

nickcannon @mariahcarey yeah u like that right baby? ur like sojourner truth mixed with bai ling and angela merkel!

mariahcarey @nickcannon …i don’t think all those women r black, baby.

nickcannon @mariahcarey neither are you baby! ur part german prime minister and i love you for it! really though, can i get my allowance now?

eminem Where’s Nick Lachey? What is this American Idol shit? I NEED ENEMIES!

nickcannon *turns to the side*

nickcannon *disappears*

RapRadar Ha! Hold on, lemme get the flip cam out and film my laptop screen. Ha!

eminem HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PETS.COM SOCK PUPPET I’M GONNA LOCK HIM IN MY BASEMENT AND SODOMIZE HIM WITH THIS @STATQUO CONTRACT!!!

nickcannon Argh! *does 3 pushups* *poses*

eminem @nickcannon “hey nick cannon watch my dick spit dannon/don’t be hurt that’s just that yogurt splurt that sticks to your lips, cap’n”

nickcannon Man, forget it. I can’t believe you’re actually giving me a leg to stand on.

TheRealCashis *dead*

TheRealCashis *actually dead of malnutrition*

Daily Style & Design News: March 17, 2009

Bradley — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:36:15 +0000

Gradient Pattern Generator. Whoa, awesome. [We Are Dag, via Today and Tomorrow]

The Nike Hyperdunk is on iD, so after you vote for Complex’s Huarache-inspired dunk in the Battle Royale, ball out on your own. [Nike]

Twitter is running ads? ‘Bout to. Maybe they’re not as influential (or worth as much) as they thought. Wah. [PSFK]

Cop these Commonwealth plaid New Eras. [Mash Kulture]

Just when you thought the collabo game was getting tired, Supra brings in Stubbs BBQ. Mmmmm. [Nice Kicks]

Check DURKL’s Spring ‘09 gear. No Yelle this time, but still some of the nicest guys in the game. [High Snobiety]

Boob Claw Machine. Oh Japan, you are the best. [Gizmodo]

Vans x Supreme. Of course they’re awesome. [Hypebeast]

Twitter Alert! Imagining Diddy’s Online Juice Fast

prubin — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:01:29 +0000

Twitter can be great, it’s true. Whether you’re a Senator talking policy during a State of the Union speech or a candy company just trying to regain some buzz, it’s a networking tool par excellence.

Sometimes, though, the banality can get a bit much. Like, say, when you decide to tell your fans that you’re joining Jay Electronica in a “spiritual fast” that requires you to drink only “natural juices” for 48 hours. We’ll give Puff props for putting himself out there, but we realize that not all of you are following him on Twitter, so we decided to break down the colossally significant event for you*, our loyal readers…

iamdiddy ok diddy’s twiddies the fast is officially on lets go!!!

iamdiddy no food no licka

killa1 no cookies and apple juice?

iamdiddy no cheeseburga no pipsi no cheeps!!!

iamdiddy just natural juices!!!

iamdiddy mmmm natural juices!!!

jimmyfallon @iamdiddy does that include flop sweat? giggle!

iamdiddy @jimmyfallon hell yeah jimmy fallon lets go!!! i’d drink that flop sweat all day except it tastes like failure! and ciroc obama does not do failure! except when i rap! and THIS IS BIGGER THAN RAP!!!

iamdiddy Think I’m lying? CHECK THE EXCLAMATION POINTS BITCHES!!!

benstiller @iamdiddy you can do it dunn shout me a holla! *gets back in Saab from Reality Bites and bumps Public Enemy*

imdiddy @benstiller yeah man im on my white people shit!!! lets go!!!

iamdiddy @joaquinphoenix im sayin though dog!!! when this is over we’ll be like identical twins! ciroc obama and joaquin biden! we’ll be svelte and bearded and possibly borderl

iamdiddy @joaquinphoenix ine schizophrenic sorry went over 140

joaquinphoenix

joaquinphoenix wha

joaquinphoenix t

joaquinphoenix how work thist hing

jimjonescapo wtf is a natural juices no homo

jimjonescapo @iamdiddy you aint no ciroc obama you colon powell 32 homo!

killa1 @jimjonescapo that’s grand theft slango doggie. hold on, new verse! “my lingo lango longo/metal lungies bingo bongo/i save my hot sauce for the tiny waists and big gazongos”

iamdiddy @killa1 i need that uptown swag in my life dog! here’s a check lemme have that!!!

ghostofsheeklouch @killa1Don’t doooo iiiiiit Cam *haunts Amalgam Digital office*

iamdiddy I’m feeling a little weak here Twiddies! all good though bc imma look like cassie when this is over!!

cassieventura @iamdiddy oh hell no *faints*

iamdiddy @cassieventura whoops shit kim coming hold on *leaves* *smashes Sienna Miller*

imahotrapper @iamdiddy YEAH DOG U CAN DO IT PEEP THE HOTTEST KINGPIN IN THE TRAP MYSPACE.COM/DEZERTEAGLE

iamdiddy this one for you big lets go!!!!

iamdiddy i wish you was still here you’d be smallie smalls at the end of this lmao!!!

iamdiddy ZOMG that was hilarious someone get MTV on the phone i got a new show to be simultaneously self-aggrandizing and falsely humble on

markcurry @iamdiddy i’ll help you slim down sheisty motherfucker

markcurry @iamdiddy try spending nine years on the shelf you’ll get slim too

iamdiddy @markcurry that reminds me–gimme your work number so i can tell UPS to garnish your checks

iamdiddy @markcurry i still get 71% of everything you make lets go!!!

iamdiddy @markcurry oh and i’ll have your kids back next week

markcurry fuck you you tofu ass ni**a

imahotrapper @markcurry YEAH DOG U CAN DO IT PEEP THE HOTTEST KINGPIN IN THE TRAP MYSPACE.COM/DEZERTEAGLE

markcurry @imahotrapper man stfu *gets back in UPS truck, drives off*

iamdiddy damn people these natural juices are running through me

iamdiddy lets go!!! to the bathroom!!!

iamdiddy and somebody call my dentist too all this juice is turning my already tiny little chiclet teeth into blueberry nubbins

iamdiddy at this rate i’ll barely be able to gnaw through the souls of the innocent lets go!!!

elliottwilson @iamdiddy when you’re done come by the rapradar mansion and help me figure out what these computers are for. ha!

qoolquest @iamdiddy don’t worry man i am totally going to tweet about this at least 3,00 times. I’m telling you, not only will it be in complete sentences, it will be charmingly self-deprecating and constitute about 7% of my daily Twitter output. *puts finishing touches on dissertation*

qoolquest Don’t worry everyone, they gave up on that character limit for me long ago. I’m the Leo Tolstoy of this game! *completes third novel*

iamdiddy i’m back yall!! i just left a bad boy behind, so don’t go in there for 35, 45 minutes!!! i love getting fit!!!

killa1 I used to get fit in Ohio!

jayelectronica @iamdiddy u can do it man lemme give you some words of encouragement: “fiber-optic sundown bleep-blop characteristics/chiarascuro through the borough, one-two, math linguistics”

jayelectronica yeaaaahhhh awesome right? this fasting gives me the clarity to compose that mariana trench headnod 2.0 ish

baduizm @jayelectronica deep baby i luv u

imahotrapper @baduizm YEAH DOG U CAN DO IT PEEP THE HOTTEST KINGPIN IN THE TRAP MYSPACE.COM/DEZERTEAGLE

baduizm @imahotrapper wait what?

imahotrapper @baduizm I DONT EVEN KNOW IM JUST TRYNA GET ON DOG I JUST WOKE UP IN HERE ITS THE HOTTEST FLAVOR IN THE TRAP WHERE AM I AM I WEARING PANTS?

iamdiddy I know I’m not! Fuck a fast let’s go!!! LAST TRAIN TO PARIS COMING AS SOON AS I CAN STOP SHI**ING Y’ALL!!!!

*NOTE: This twitter conversation is a parody that was created by the Complex staff. Read Diddy’s twitter for the real deal.

Jessica Alba Is A Fruit Lover

Joe — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:40:08 +0000

Slow news day, so here's Jessica Alba meticulously touching her melons. [Bastardly]

Whether you're into playing chess or checkers, these new belts might be a good look for you. [CJL]

Joe Budden hit up Karmaloop TV to talk about coming up. [Nah Right]

The first annual Sneaker Con hit NYC yesterday. If you missed out, check some re-cap pics. [Nice Kicks]

The ultimate Ping-Pong endzone dance. [DoubleViking]

If you're looking to stalk your favorite adult stars, check out 44 of them who twitter. [CoedMag]

Paying Homage To Hawaii’s Finest

donniek — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:03:01 +0000

We honored our newly elected president (and did you a favor) by presenting 9 of Hawaii's finest women. [LINK]

Neither Yeezy nor Tum Tum is being original for their new hairdos. To school the young, we compiled an unauthorized list of black mulleteers. [LINK]

Complex and Twitter showed you what really went down during the presidential inauguration. [LINK]

Does Rudy Fernandez have what it takes to compete in this year's NBA Slam Dunk Contest? We weren't sure. So we asked you to vote for the rightful winner. [LINK]

For this week's exciting Super Two's Day, we anointed Mariah Carey as the Queen of Cleavage. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:
OnSmash: Jim Jones assures the world that he is financially stable on his new street single called Na Na (We Getting Money Like). [LINK]

HighSnobiety: Check out Gourmet's brown leather sneaker previewed at this year's Bread & Butter Barcelona. [LINK]

NahRight: Jay-Z explains what is taking him so long to complete Blueprint 3. [LINK]

KicksOnFire: With the numbered series officially ended, what can we expect now for the future of our beloved Air Jordan brand? Voice your opinion. [LINK]

Bastardly: Alessandra Ambrosio continues the winning streak by starting our weekend with her gorgeous bikini pics. [LINK]

Obama’s Inauguration Day Twitter Timeline

prubin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:33:41 +0000

When CNN.com decided to team up with Facebook for their groundbreaking live stream of today’s presidential inauguration, it meant that they left another popular microblogging site out in the cold. Poor Twitter: as instrumental as you were in bringing details to light about the Jim Jones-Neyo scuffle, no one cared what you thought about I-Day.

No one except Complex, that is. Yes, always at the vanguard of technology, we dispatched our Twitter spies to get a peek at what certain Washington insiders were saying during today’s historic proceedings…

BigO @Bush41 Yaaaawn. Hurry it up, oldtimer. It’s time for change, not time to look geriatric and deranged.

Bush41 Where am I? Whose giant fur hat is this? Am I Boris Yeltsin?

ItsTheFirstLadyBitches @JillBiden Dag, Barbara Bush is looking mad svelte for an old dude!!!

JillBiden @ItsTheFirstLadyBitches Girl u r 2 much!

S_C_ Hey everyone, I just wanted to point out that my president is black.

AnnCoulter B. HUSSEIN OBAMA IS MALCOLM X’S SON

S_C_ Matter fact, he’s half-white.

JeezyUSDA @S_C_ enough, man. really. get ur own song.

GerogeBsuh *fart noise* is this thing on? teste teste 1 2 4

GerogeBsuh oh man hahaha i made a misteak these keys r hard 2 press

GerogeBsuh i need a DRANK

CirocObama TOM HANKS IS HERE! HOLY SHIT WHAT A COLOSSAL DAY FOR AMERICA I GOTTA GET HOME SO I CAN VLOG ABOUT THIS SHIT IN AS BUFFOONISH A MANNER AS POSSIBLE

ArethaF Sweet Jesus this hat is heavy. I thought rhinestones were weightless!

BigO I am going to slay. this. speech. HOW YOU LIKE THIS DIDDY-BOP, AMERICA?!

JohnRoberts As an impartial representative of the nation’s highest court, it would be bizarre to somehow fumble the Oath of Office. Whoops! There I go!

BigO @ItsTheFirstLadyBitches Remind me to move this ofay’s office to the basement of the S.C.

S_C_ @BigO Who said SC? My president is black!

BigO @S_C_ Srsly man, enough. You’re older than I am.

KillaHillary I cant wait to keep serving my country on this glorious glorious team of rivals!!!

KillaHillary @SlickWillie i still cant believe u cost me this you CRACKER

KillaHillary @SlickWillie i didnt put up with yr redfaced gasbag ass for 40 yrs to be a mfing SECRETARY

SlickWillie @KillaHillary Shut it, harpy. I can’t leer at Jill Biden with you screeching like that.

JohnnyMac i dont see what the big deal is, my friends. There are plenty of people just like that one who work in my wife’s houses.

JohnnyMac never mind that though, it’s 12:07. time to wander around inappropriately!

AnnCoulter B. HUSSEIN OBAMA MELTS THE ICY SHELL AROUND MY MOLTEN DEVIL HEART

AnnCoulter i mean B. HUSSEIN OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST IM SERIOUS HERE PEOPLE

OBinLaden this is awesome. thank you, in-cave broadband!

DarkmanX wtf is a Barock

MaliaObaby @SashaObaby Yaaaaawn. Hurry it up, dad.

GerogeBsuh I look IMPOTENT up here

GerogeBsuh thats how you spell it right?

DickChainy @GerogeBsuh srsly? SRSLY? you are the stupidest man i’ve ever had the misfortune of being the nefarious puppetmaster behind. good riddance, you neutered

DickChainy @GerogeBsuh monkey

GerogeBsuh @DickChainy hahaha you went over 140 karakters

DickChainy @GerogeBsuh I HATE YOU

KillaHillary @ItsTheFirstLadyBitches You look great babe!!!! You MUST tell me where you got that ensemble, maybe I can get one and run it through the Pantsuitinator3000

ItsTheFirstLadyBitches @KillaHillary Nice try, cow. See you on Air Force One. Oh, no, wait, scratch that, you have to be president!

DickChainy BRAAAAAAAINS

OBinLaden BEST. SPEECH. EVAR. Wait a second, kidney failure! *dies*

Twitter Fight! Jim Jones Vs. Ne-Yo

prubin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:57:43 +0000

Even though the rumor mill’s been buzzing about the holiday scuffle between Jim Jones’ and Ne-Yo’s camps at the Louis Vuitton store in NYC, no one has any real details. Except Complex*, thanks to our access to Twitter feeds that no one else has seen. Think you’ve got the full story? You have no idea. Read on to see how the whole incident went down, in twitter form…

GoonieGooGoo ballin out at the lv store

GoonieGooGoo xmas in harlem!!!!!!

GoonieGooGoo @ ChinkSantana yo go grab that duffel and some lv parachute pants 4 me ima be over here doin pushups and not shaving

ChinkSantana hjksdflhkj

GoonieGooGoo u really need 2 learn 2 type ni**a

GoonieGooGoo yo is that neyo

GoonieGooGoo this mr potato head lookin ass dude just grabbed the last duffel!!!

GoonieGooGoo @ NeyoSoul thats my bag ni**a

NeYoSoul @ GoonieGooGoo that aint yr hand on it tho is it

GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul no thats your lotiony ass hand gimme dat bag Shaffer

GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul i got 40 stacks in my jeans no homo

NeYoSoul @LittleTyTy lets go man i gotta go make a song that uses a disease or addiction metaphor to explain romantic entanglements

LittleTyTy @ NeYoSoul so go buy the bag then

NeYoSoul @LittleTyTy you do it im practicing licking my lips these full length mirrors r hardbody

GoonieGooGoo @ MelMatrix yo is that jay camel’s man’s brother

GoonieGooGoo @ MelMatrix that is a terrible swag contest ni**a

GoonieGooGoo mini me just went 2 the register this is not goin down

LittleTyTy@S_C jimmy here runnin his mouth about you again

GoonieGooGoo @missinfo spolier alert im about to stomp out your boy

missinfo “Spoiler Alert”? Who talks like that? LOL!

S_C @LittleTyTy l’chaim!!!!

LittleTyTy goddamnit i cant wait to be promoted to weed carrier

GoonieGooGoo @DameDash Call Kalina

GoonieGooGoo KALIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAA

missinfo Lawyers? That’s so Un Rivera! *puts on disguise and meets G-Dep in Harlem for coffee*

NeYoSoul ow shit wtf was that

NeYoSoul someone just threw a thermal @ my bigass head

Oshy @NeYoSoul that was me ni**a BYRD GANG RAWR

MelMatrix neyo about to get pwned!!!!

GoonieGooGoo wtf is pwned?

NeYoSoul wtf is an oshy?

MelMatrix @GoonieGooGoo clearly you’re not well-versed in web 2.0 slang. perhaps i assumed it was lingua franca, but i was apparently mistaken. mea culpa!

MelMatrix @GoonieGooGoo i mean SOOWOOOOO

LouisVEmployee Sacre bleu, les savages est dans le magasin!

GoonieGooGoo Fuck i just skinned my knuckle on this dudes purse

NeYoSoul @GoonieGooGoo Yeeeeahhh feel the power of the LV clutch you dirt angel

JuelzSantana Jimmy where r you? My digital mixtape just went plutonium SKULL GANG! PAUSE!!!!!

missinfo Seriously people, the only thing worse than beefing rappers is beefing singers. What year is this? SMH LOL SMH ZOMG I’m going to bed.

NeYoSoul Man im glad ive been takin these boxercise classes at crunch

NeYoSoul @GoonieGooGoo HAAARRRRYUUUUUKEN

LouisVEmployee @HipHopCop come quick jimmy is whylin out again

GoonieGooGoo @Camron THIS RUCKER ALL OVER AGAIN NI**A WHERE THE FUCK R YOU

MaxBiggavelli im outside the lv store selling pencils and just saw jimmy catch a speedknot!!!!

MaxBiggavelli srsly im telling the truth also i fucked jims wife and im very very wealthy off my music

MaxBiggavelli Id give neyo a deal if i could hey amalgam gimme an imprint

MaxBiggavelli @ amalgamdigital oh yeah and buy a pencil they so waaaaaaaavy

*DISCLAIMER: This is fiction. We made it up. Come on, people.