TV 5 Celebrities Who Should Attend VH1’s Tool Academy

It’s tool time for celebrity douche bags.

Men are dogs and women want to put them on leashes. That essentially sums up VH1’s new reality series Tool Academy, where the most “arrogant, dishonest, thoughtless and unfaithful boyfriends” are duped into entering therapy that may transform them into marriage-ready castrated zombies.

OK, maybe we take some issue with the premise of this man-hating show, but we can admit that some men go too far. We need look no further than the daily celebrity news to see men pissing all over their hot ladies. When they cast the (inevitable?) celebrity version of Tool Academy, these five dudes could benefit from a little higher learning…