Heidi Montag got dirty in the new issue of Playboy, but not nude. [Moe Jackson]
You don’t have to be a construction worker to wear these dope Fall jackets from Carhartt. [Daily Drop]
Just like Tony Romo, Nick Lachey doesn’t want Jessica Simpson back either! [PopCrunch]
The women of Mad Men are super sexy. [Coed Mag]
Check out real hot girls here if you didn’t get enough of them over the weekend. [Double Viking]
Sex or money? See what women would really choose. [Flisted]
Kid Cudi dropped the tracklisting to his album. [Nah Right]
Make sure a divorce is really worth it if you don’t have a pre-nup. [Holy Taco]
Going Bust: Tony Romo can blame Jessica Simpson’s twos for his poor performances.
Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has reportedly broken up with his girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. His fans have reason to be excited—not because Romo will have more free time to flirt with heavily perspiring male groupies, but because she distracted him from his pursuit of a Super Bowl ring.
Since bagging Simpson in 2007, the once promising #9 has crapped the bed when she was in attendance, caused controversy by taking a vacation with her before a playoff game that he lost, and missed the playoffs entirely, putting up three turnovers and zero touchdowns in a 44-6 blowout loss in the final, must-win game of the 2008 regular season. Not that we blame dude; if we were Romo, the only route we’d have on our mind is the one leading directly to her milk duds.
Now that Romo’s a free man, we expect he’ll have a career resurgence. Why? Well, for one, he couldn’t play much worse than he did in that last stinker. Besides, there’s a history of athletes whose performance suffered because of a woman, and they usually get back on track once they drop their dimes. Read on below to see what we mean…
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Tony Romo says he’s ready to steer the Cowboys. Pause.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is under a lot of pressure lately, and no, this time it’s not because a beastly defense is gang raping him. Last season was cursed by controversy as star receiver Terrell Owens claimed that Romo was conspiring to not throw him balls that he could in turn drop (yes, the same Owens who showed public support for his QB a year earlier by crying when the press criticized Romo for losing yet another playoff game). Such turmoil may have led to the Cowboys getting reamed 44-6 by the Philadelphia Eagles in their final game, putting an exclamation point on a late season collapse.
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Oh, yesterday was a great day for glee at someone else’s expense, people. And we’re not even counting the overrated-ass Titans getting shut out, word to Jim Sorgi. Many horrible dickbags were punished, and much mirth was felt. So much so, in fact, that it made us realize that 2008 has truly been a wonderful year for watching the mighty fall. And like any other people obsessed with cataloging sundry and various inconsequential things, we felt the need to make a list out of it. Because hey, it’s the end of the year. Fuck off.
Read on to see the greatest sports moments for haters (in calendar order)…
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Star athletes are supposed to bang hot chicks, but that doesn’t mean we want to hear from or about their actress/singer/model girlfriends before, during, and after sporting events. Tonight, when the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football, you can bank on at least five shots of Dallas QB Tony Romo’s boo Jessica Simpson cheering him on, accompanied by awkward analysis of how she may or may not jinx him or distract him from football.
Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.
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With the report of Eliot Spitzer's prostitute-smashing alias to be client #9, it got us thinking of what professional athletes Spitz was trying to pay homage to when he was putting work in at the 'tele. After some research, it was evident that the now defunct governor chose his jersey number wisely, and was inspired by athletes past and present like Ted Williams and Tony Romo. Check out the other pros who've worn #9 when it came time to score.
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