So the recent pregnancy rumors surrounding Gisele Bundchen have been denied by both the Brazilian supermodel and her boo, Tom Brady. If leaving his last baby mama for a Vickie’s Secret Angel didn’t already convince you that Brady was a G, then his latest quote surely will: “No…one is enough. I have dogs and that’s all I need.”
As a reminder to Tom and the rest of the world why Gisele shouldn’t get impregnated, we went through the trouble to compile a list of her hottest photos. And man, there were almost too many to handle. Just keep your hands on the table as you click through The Hottest Gisele Bundchen Pics of All Time…
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the dreamiest football player of them all? Why, Tom Brady of course. Don’t agree with us? Well the NFL certainly does, and they’re doing their best to make sure Tommy doesn’t get any more unnecessary boo-boos (God forbid!).
Yesterday the league approved four new rule changes, including a brand new “Tom Brady Rule” (not to be confused with the one made up on the spot for him a few years ago) that prohibits defenders who have been knocked to the ground from lunging at quarterbacks (meanwhile Bengal fans ask where’s their “Carson Palmer Rule”). But before all you hating-ass haters start thinking TB’s getting some kind of preferential treatment, know that he’s not the first athlete to have the game changed for him. Peep our guide to the 10 Plays and Players That Sparked Sports Rule Changes…
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Oh, yesterday was a great day for glee at someone else’s expense, people. And we’re not even counting the overrated-ass Titans getting shut out, word to Jim Sorgi. Many horrible dickbags were punished, and much mirth was felt. So much so, in fact, that it made us realize that 2008 has truly been a wonderful year for watching the mighty fall. And like any other people obsessed with cataloging sundry and various inconsequential things, we felt the need to make a list out of it. Because hey, it’s the end of the year. Fuck off.
Read on to see the greatest sports moments for haters (in calendar order)…
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Hey, Brady, hope the Pats don’t kneed you to win games! Get it? Hahahaha!
If taking pleasure in seeing Patriots QB Tom Brady go down with a knee injury 20 minutes into New England’s first game of the 2008 season makes us assholes, well, toss our salad. The GQ cover boy is probably a decent dude, but he’s also the face of coach Bill Belichick’s evil empire and he’s banging Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, so screw him with a spiral staircase (make sure it’s rusty). And while you’re at it, check out five other sports injuries that put a smile on our face.
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