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	<title>Complex Blog &#187; Tina Fey</title>
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		<title>Wake N&#8217; Watch: &#8216;Date Night&#8217; Movie Trailer Starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ebaker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two of comedy's biggest stars team up for this offbeat romantic thriller.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/date_night_wake.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/date_night_wake-150x150.jpg" alt="date_night_wake" title="date_night_wake" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-72577 videoscreen" style="display:none;" /></a> <object width="625" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cr6Hmap0LhU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cr6Hmap0LhU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="625" height="400"></embed></object></p>
<p>Comedy stars <strong>Tina Fey</strong> and <strong>Steve Carell</strong> were already close in a sense with <em><strong>30 Rock</strong></em> and <strong><em>The Office</em></strong> running back-to-back on Thursday nights on NBC, and now they&#8217;re both at the helm of full-length feature film, <em><strong>Date Night</strong></em>. It doesn&#8217;t look groundbreaking, but there&#8217;s no way these two will get together without producing a good amount of solid laughs. The wacky premise of a couple on-the-run due to mistaken identity plus the overload of A-list cameos (<strong>Mila Kunis</strong>, <strong>Leighton Meester</strong>, <strong>Mark Wahlberg</strong>, <strong>James Franco</strong>, <strong>Mark Ruffalo</strong>, <strong>Kristen Wiig</strong>, <strong>Ray Liotta</strong>, <strong>Olivia Munn</strong>, etc) almost guarantee hit status for the flick. We&#8217;ll know for sure when it hits theaters in April.</p>
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		<title>The 10 Hottest Girls Who Are Actually Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>intern</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fine woman who can make you laugh is as rare as a solar eclipse. Time to give it up to these chicks who've got looks and humor.]]></description>
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We don&#8217;t normally endorse sexist stereotypes about women, but there&#8217;s one that&#8217;s actually kinda true: broads aren&#8217;t funny. A chick who can genuinely make you laugh is harder to find than Joe Jackson&#8217;s love for his kids, but that doesn&#8217;t mean they don&#8217;t exist. Case in point: we recently caught a screening of <em><strong>Funny People</strong></em> (in theaters this weekend), and a young actress named <strong>Aubrey Plaza</strong> caught our eye in her hilarious role as an awkward/sarcastic stand-up comedian who <strong>Seth Rogen</strong> has a crush on. </p>
<p>With her combination of comeliness and funnilyness, we think Ms. Plaza (who also stars in <em>Parks &#038; Recreation</em>) is that next chick. Check out her competition in a countdown of <strong>The 10 Hottest Girls Who Are Actually Funny</strong>&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-49971"></span><a href="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chelsea-handler-naked1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chelsea-handler-naked1.jpg" alt="chelsea-handler-naked1" title="chelsea-handler-naked1" width="625" height="414" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-50000" /></a></a></p>
<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#10: Chelsea Handler</strong></span><br />
Handler? We hardly know her! When we&#8217;re not watching <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/07/28/the-kim-kardashian-reggie-bush-breakup-reading-between-the-tweets/">Kim Kardashian&#8217;s</a> ass on E!, we&#8217;re checking out Chelsea&#8217;s smart-ass (comments that is).</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#9: Tina Fey</strong></span><br />
Forget her doppelganger <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/tag/sarah-palin/">Sarah Palin</a>—Tina Fey is more than just a one impression pony. Between writing blockbusters (Mean Girls) and racking up Emmy&#8217;s (<em>30 Rock</em>), she still finds the time to look <em>good</em>.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#8: Aisha Tyler</strong></span><br />
This stand-up comedian turned actress graduated from Dartmouth and appeared in a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj0UM7cVyKo" target="_blank">Kanye video</a>, so we guess she&#8217;s sexy, smart and cool enough for us to overlook the fact that she was a cast member on <em>Friends</em>.  </p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#7: Sarah Silverman</strong></span><br />
The duck-lipped, slick-tongued comedian trends toward the annoying sometimes, but we&#8217;d beat, even if the thought of getting Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s sloppy seconds is a little skeevy.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<a href="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cobie1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cobie1.jpg" alt="cobie1" title="cobie1" width="625" height="459" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-50008" /></a></a></p>
<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#6: Cobie Smulders</strong></span><br />
In the slept-on sitcom <em>How I Met Your Mother</em>, Cobie is hot and consistently hilarious as   grown-up Canadian teen pop star Robin Scherbatsky. Watch her ’80s parody video for &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc&#038;feature=channel" target="_blank">Let&#8217;s Go To The Mall</a>&#8221; if you doubt us.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#5: Anna Faris</strong></span><br />
The star of The House Bunny and the Scary Movies series has made a career out of playing ditzes, but she&#8217;s definitely in on the joke&#8230;we think.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#4: Isla Fisher</strong></span><br />
Sacha Baron Cohen&#8217;s wife is mad funny in her own right, as you no doubt saw in <em>Wedding Crashers</em>. Fisher? We hardly know her! Sigh&#8230;they keep settin&#8217; &#8216;em up, we&#8217;ll keep knockin&#8217; &#8216;em down.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<a href="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/banks.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/banks.jpg" alt="banks" title="banks" width="625" height="415" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-50067" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#3: Elizabeth Banks</strong></span><br />
We went over this <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/10/27/wifey-or-trifey-elizabeth-banks/">before</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<a href="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funnygirls_milakunis.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funnygirls_milakunis.jpg" alt="funnygirls_milakunis" title="funnygirls_milakunis" width="625" height="456" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-50408" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#2: Mila Kunis</strong></span><br />
She bodied her roles in <em>That &#8217;70s Show</em>, <em>Family Guy</em> and <em>Forgetting Sarah Marshall</em> so you know she&#8217;s got a CV in TV (and movies, too). In addition to being our former <a href="http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Galleries/MILA-KUNIS">cover model</a>, she&#8217;s now crowned the second funny/hot jumpoff we&#8217;d jump off on. You dig?
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<blockquote><p><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>#1: Aubrey Plaza</strong></span><br />
She&#8217;s still pretty fresh to the game, but after we saw her breakout performance in <em>Funny People</em>, we&#8217;d let her tickle our funny boner any day. Remember who crowned her queen first!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>5 New Career Choices for Sarah Palin</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/07/06/5-new-career-choices-for-sarah-palin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She won't be Governor for much longer, so what's Wasilla Spice's next step? We've got some ideas.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palin.jpg" alt="palin" title="palin" width="625" height="389" class="alignright size-full wp-image-44584" /><br />
Wow, it actually happened. After nearly an entire year of us wishing Sarah Palin would go away, she finally—and abruptly—resigned. In a classic political spin-control move, the Alaska governor tried to head off the inevitable deluge of coverage by holding a brief (but rambling) press conference on THE FRIDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE JULY 4TH WEEKEND. And at no point among the weird basketball analogies did she ever exactly say why she was leaving or what she&#8217;d be doing. </p>
<p>Which is where we come in. Sarah, we love you. We rooted for you in your <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/09/30/vice-president-rap-battle-sarah-palin-vs-joe-biden/#more-17495">classic rap battle</a> against Joe Biden, we defended your honor in our <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/03/wifey-or-trifey-sarah-palin/">Wifey-Trifey showdown</a>—and now, we&#8217;re ready to be your career counselor. The world is your oyster, baby, now go out there and find the pearl&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-44583"></span><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palin_fish.jpg" alt="palin_fish" title="palin_fish" width="625" height="388" class="alignright size-full wp-image-44704" /><br />
<SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>JOIN THE CAST OF <em>DEADLIEST CATCH</em></strong></SPAN><br />
• She&#8217;s already an experienced commercial fisherperson (she just <a href="http://twitter.com/AKGovSarahPalin/status/2486925082" target="_blank">Tweeted</a> that she&#8217;d be joining her husband for a day of &#8220;picking fish&#8221; in Bristol Bay), so why not combine her native skills with her love of being on TV? Sure, it&#8217;s no Sean Hannity lovefest, and we might not be able see her compulsive winking with all that salty spray in her face, but at least we&#8217;d tune in every week hoping to see her get washed overboard.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
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<SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>BECOME TINA FEY&#8217;S STAND-IN ON <em>30 ROCK</em></strong></SPAN><br />
• That big ol&#8217; meanie Tina Fey already cashed in on her myopia and mousy hair to dramatically improve her national visibility&#8211;and now that Tina&#8217;s a big star and Sarah&#8217;s got some time on her hands, we think it&#8217;s time for the old-lady glasses to go on the other face (if you&#8217;ll pardon the clumsy new figure of speech). This way, Tina&#8217;s free to go off her limousine liberal friends and do new fancy-pants &#8220;hilarious and incisive&#8221; movie projects, and Sarah can deign to appear alongside filthy heathen actors like Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan&#8211;all to show the world that comedy doesn&#8217;t have to be clever to be funny, it just has to be morally hypocritical!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/palin_video.jpg" alt="palin_video" title="palin_video" width="625" height="351" class="alignright size-full wp-image-44706" /><br />
<SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>BECOME A VIDEO DANCER</strong></SPAN><br />
• Being selectively oblivious is kind of a thing for our girl. Either she&#8217;s making a big deal about pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey while other turkeys are getting slaughtered in the background, or she&#8217;s raising the roof while someone is ripping her a new one on <em>SNL</em>, or she&#8217;s trumpeting family values while tacitly allowing her high-school daughter to get knocked up in her own home. Blind to contradictions? Sounds like it&#8217;s time for <em>someone</em> to learn the Stanky Legg and clomp around in the background for a misogynist c-list rapper.<br />
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<SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>BECOME CHANCELLOR OF UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX</strong></SPAN><br />
• Six years and four colleges just to get an undergraduate degree doesn&#8217;t mean she&#8217;s stupid or undisciplined, it means she&#8217;s intellectually restless! And by now, she&#8217;s clearly an expert in non-competitive institutions of higher-ish learning-related things. That being said, Internet schools are the wave of the future for the kinds of people who think Sarah Palin is someone to be looked up to. And what Internet school is more worthy of a Palin chancellorship than University of Phoenix, the &#8220;college&#8221; that&#8217;s been accused of religious discrimination (against non-Mormon employees) and hiring ex-cons to be ethics professors?<br />
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<SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><strong>BECOME A HIGH-SCHOOL DEBATE COACH</strong></SPAN><br />
• What qualifies as a complete sentence? What counts as foreign policy experience? What consitutes wrongful termination of state employees? WHO CARES? Debate is like Sarah Palin&#8217;s version of politics&#8211;it doesn&#8217;t matter what skills or intelligence you actually have, as long as you can convince people that you&#8217;re right! And we know a few young men and women who could learn from the master&#8217;s process: wink, give venomous ghostwritten speech, profit!</p>
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		<title>Scarred Straight: 7 Hot Chicks With Scars</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justinm</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tina Fey recently spoke on her facial scar, and we love her even more for it. Check out other dimes whose imperfections make them more perfect.]]></description>
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<em><font size ="1"> Tina Fey can slash our face anytime. </font></em></p>
<p><strong>Tina Fey</strong> is hot, no matter how you cut it (or her). The <em>30 Rock</em> star, who recently told <em>Vanity Fair</em> she got the famous scar on her left cheek at age five when a stranger slashed her face, is perfectly imperfect. Who knows what the hell that psycho was thinking when he cut up a little girl&#8217;s face, but he left her with a signature look that we&#8217;ve been <del datetime="2008-12-02T18:13:51+00:00">wanking to</del> appreciating for years. </p>
<p>Chicks dig scars, and we dig chicks with scars (provided they&#8217;re not the result of tummy tucks, facelifts or the implantation of basketball breasts). <strong>Read on for six more</strong> hot &#8220;disfigured&#8221; chicks we&#8217;d love to be cut buddies with, holmes slice.<br />
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<strong><u>PADMA LAKSHMI</u></strong><br />
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The former model and host of <em>Top Chef</em> has a seven-inch scar on her right arm as a result of a car accident she was in at age 14. We&#8217;d love to pull up to her bumper, too.<br />
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<p><strong><u>ANGELINA JOLIE </u></strong><br />
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When she was a kid, she used to cut herself because, &#8220;You&#8217;re young, you&#8217;re crazy, you&#8217;re in bed and you&#8217;ve got knives. So shit happens.&#8221; Though she&#8217;s spoken out against self-mutilation, she&#8217;s also admitted to enjoying sexual knife play. Cutting edge.<br />
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<p><strong><u>NATALIE MARTINEZ </u></strong><br />
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The star of <em>Death Race</em> <a href="http://www.complex.com/CELEBRITIES/Complex-Women/NATALIE-MARTINEZ">told Complex</a> that she got the scar on her face as a young child when a rooster clawed her. Fortunately she didn&#8217;t develop a fear of cocks.<br />
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<p><strong><u>CATHERINE ZETA-JONES</u></strong><br />
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A scar at the base of her neck is the result of a childhood tracheotomy that allowed her to breathe more easily. Or maybe it was just that her teeth were getting in the way of her giving good neck.<br />
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<p><strong><u>CHRISTINA RICCI</u></strong><br />
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A self-mutilator, she gave herself a small, smile-shaped scar on her hand with a heated lighter while trying to impress her friend Gaby Hoffman, and also used to put cigarettes out on her arms. She said the pain quelled her anxiety and brought a sense of calm over her. We agree that meditation is for pussies.<br />
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<p><strong><u>DIANE LANE</u></strong><br />
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At 43, this former child star is aging like fine wine in a special curvy bottle. We&#8217;re not sure why she has a small scar by her right eye but we assume it was the result of some jealous chicks lobbing a big bucket of hate at her. Suck on those sour grapes, bitches.</p>
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