Movies Hammer Time!: Re-Casting The Thor Movie

What mere mortal dares play the god Thor in a movie?

Many douche bags have a god complex, but who among them is worthy of playing Marvel Comics’ flying, hammer-wielding Norse god Thor in the superhero’s upcoming big screen adaptation? Marvel and director Kenneth Branagh have reportedly decided that the man for the job is Chris Hemsworth. The Australian actor does a fine job playing James Tiberius Kirk’s ill-fated father in Star Trek for like eight minutes, but is he ready to fill Thor’s sandal-boots?

Maybe, but before filming starts, Complex would like to throw out a few fail-safe alternatives. Typically filmmakers could give a shit about who fans think should be cast, but we’re sure Branagh will hear us out. Unless he wants to get hammered, that is.