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The Ultimate Archive : Kristin Cavallari’s Hottest Pics

intern — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:29:44 +0000

It’s hard to say that Kristin Cavallari has come a long way since her high-school days. The “Laguna Bitch” is back and living up to her reputation now more than ever. After all that tension in the season premiere of The Hills, we gotta admit: We’re gonna keep watching in hopes that Kristin and Audrina finally get down and oil-wrestl…uh, settle their differences. But, as we wait for that glorious day, we need to keep ourselves occupied at least until the next episode. So we’ve compiled a collection of Cavallari’s hottest pics to get you through the rest of your week…

GQ, 2007

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The Hills vs. The City: Which Show Has The Hottest Girls?

intern — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:39:41 +0000

The latest season of MTV’s The Hills began last night (minus Lauren Conrad, but plus Kristin Cavallari). For those who (front like you) don’t keep up with the show, it’s basically about some decent-looking rich L.A. girls with superficial, bullshit drama that seems to be never-ending. MTV’s spin-off series The City, starring Whitney Port, is pretty much exactly the same thing, only set in NYC.

Anyway, we wanted to compare these pretty white kids with problems to see which show has better eye candy. Check out our Hills vs. City battle below and vote for which cast you think looks the best…

THE HILLS‘ KRISTIN CAVALLARI vs.THE CITY‘S WHITNEY PORT
• While Kristin proudly embraces the bitch role and has no problem scheming on sloppy seconds, Whitney has some wifey credentials. Consider these two blondes the yin and yang of MTV’s reality world.
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THE HILLS‘ AUDRINA PATRIDGE vs. THE CITY‘S SAMANTHA SVETRA
• These two both enjoy a good manhunt (read: pretty easy), but only one of them has had nude photos leak…so far.
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THE HILLS’ HEIDI MONTAG vs. THE CITY’S OLIVIA PALERMO
• One’s a Jesus-loving freak who’s married to Hollywood’s biggest asshole, the other is just a cunty faux-NY socialite who’s really into fashion.
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THE HILLS’ STACIE HALL vs. THE CITY’S ROXY OLIN
• Stacie’s the hot bartender that Spencer was hitting on last season, and Roxy is Whitney’s high school bud who may be adding a little drama this year.
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THE HILLS’ LO BOSWORTH vs. THE CITY’S ALLIE CRANDELL
• Lo’s been LC’s shoulder to cry on since her Laguna Beach days, and Allie cries a lot about her model boyfriend’s wandering eyes. Sidebar: doesn’t Allie look a bit constipated in this picture? FTL.
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THE HILLS’ STEPHANIE PRATT vs. THE CITY’S ERIN LUCAS
• Spencer’s little sister (now surgically enhanced!) loves to play the middle in all the conflicts on The Hills, and Erin is the downtown party girl who was dating three guys at one time last season. Play on, player.
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YouTubin’ With The Stars: Sean Kingston

intern — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:35:19 +0000

Wat A Gwaan! Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that Sean Kingston knows how to crank out radio-friendly bangers. His latest single, “Fire Burning,” is steadily climbing up the music charts; more importantly, it’s a mainstay in those type of clubs where the white girls get silly. As the song stays in rotation, Kingston is prepping his forthcoming album, Tomorrow, which drops on September 22 and reportedly features a Lil Wayne guest appearance. While the hit-maker was in town recently, he stopped by the Complex office to give us some commentary on some videos relating to Spencer Pratt, groupie video chicks, and his now-infamous “Blackberry Bold” WSHH video. Check what SK had to say in this latest installment of YouTubin’ With The Stars…

Interview by Grace Efuwape

CLIP #1: “NOBODY IN THE U.S. GOT A BLACKBERRY BOLD”
Kingston says: Yo, look how many views that got. That’s crazy. Yeah, that was a big issue. My chain didn’t get robbed. I had sent my assistant to send a package to my jeweler in New York. The jeweler even showed the security cameras to prove he never received the package. The assistant isn’t around anymore; I fired him. Like, why would you put $500 insurance on something worth $500,000? What part of the game is that? [Laughs.]

CLIP #2: “I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE” SPENCER PRATT’S RAP DEBUT
Kingston says: Being on The Hills was great ’cause I had a blast with Audrina. We shot the scene when she was interning at the record label, Epic. I never ran into Spencer though. Oh, he’s rapping now? Look at this. His swag is…nah. He’s probably a cool dude but I don’t know about this. [Laughs] Spencer Pratt? Sounds like Kyla Pratt. I mean, Kyla Pratt can do a better job than him.

CLIP #3: “THE E.N.D. OF DAYS” BY IT’S THE REAL
Kingston says: Yeah I heard about the fight between Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton. [Laughs]. You saw the Spectacular video? [Laughs]. He did another video. Why would you do that? That makes people talk about it even longer. As soon as I saw it, I hit him up about it. He’s not gay. I know for a fact that he’s not gay ’cause he has a girlfriend. You ever been to a preview of his show before? They grind on the floor with their pants off like that all the time; nobody ever says nothing about that. On their last single on Late Night Special, they grinded with the same panties he had on. No homo. They grind on the floor and don’t nobody never talk about it but he does it on World Star and people wanna talk. That’s what he does [Laughs]. I mean, it’s not my direction but to each his own. I know he’s not gay though, I’ll tell you that. I don’t know about the Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton incident. I don’t really think that Will.I.Am’s manager did that and now Will.I.Am is saying it’s a fan.

CLIP #4: “VIDEO MODEL CALLS SEAN KINGSTON A GROUPIE”
Kingston says: Yeah, I don’t wanna talk about it. Nah, there’s no side to the story. She’s a stalker. She’s the stalker. Her story is right but it’s the other way around. On the real though, I don’t wanna talk about that. I had a crazy stalker though. I had a girl that drove behind my tour bus on the Chris Brown tour. She was just crazy, just trying to get my autograph. Then I come back here to New York, this is about two years ago after going on 106 & Park to drop “Take You There” and I come back and she’s standing in front of my hotel. I don’t know how she knew where I was staying at. It tripped me up. I really don’t mess with groupies; I’m really focused. I guess [Chyna] is a groupie. Call her a groupie. [Laughs].

CLIP #5: “PASS THE DUTCHIE” MUSIC VIDEO FROM MUSICAL YOUTH
Kingston says: I love this. I wasn’t even born when this came out. These kids are how old? They look mad young and they singing about the Dutchie. I can understand if they were like 13, 14, or 15 years old but they were young.

CLIP #6: “BEAUTIFUL GIRLS” BY JOJO
Kingston says: I like it. Her version didn’t go nowhere. She’s beautiful though; I’d go out with her. I remember the rumor that I was going out with Paula Deanda but I only worked with her and that was it. I dig Jordin Sparks but she’s linked up already. I think Meagan Good is on a whole ‘nother level than Megan Fox. That girl is gorgeous from head to toe. I idolize her every time I see her. There is nothing wrong about that girl. That girl is B-E-A-U-TI-FUL, toes and everything. [Laughs.]

CLIP #7: ELEPHANT MAN AND BUJU BANTON FREESTYLE WITH TIGGA
Kingston says: I like Elephant Man. Tigga can rap; he’s dope. [Laughs.] He was killing it when he used to freestyle in the Bassment at Rap City. Yeah, that was tight. Tigga did his thing. Elephant Man took it. He killed it though. He switched it up; sped it up. I like that. That was real nice.

Alexis Bledel Grows Up

intern — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:00:12 +0000

Wow. Alexis Bledel was always a cutie but now she’s a full-fledged fine ass woman. [Bastardly]

Young Jeezy called Miss Info (and Rap Radar) to break down the beef with Gucci Mane. [Miss Info]

The Air Jordan 2009 is dropping in a new, limited colorway. [Nice Kicks]

Worried about wifey’s sketchy past? Take the risk and make her a virgin again. [Flisted]

Jim Jones took a break from Twitter to spit over Drake’s “Successful” beat. [Nah Right]

Eva Mendes strips down for Calvin Klein, again. [Lossip]

Least surprising news of the day: The Hills is staged. [PopCrunch]

We love wet chicks. [Holy Taco]

Interested in scoring free drinks in NYC? We got you covered. [Coed Mag]

These hotties in the wild love the camera. We can’t thank them enough. [Double Viking]

6 Potential TV Roles For Lil’ Wayne

donniek — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:24:40 +0000

The sixth season of Entourage kicks off July 12 and word is already spreading about the upcoming celebrity appearances. Cameos from LeBron James, Zac Efron, and Tom Brady are all lined up, but we immediately started getting hyped when we heard Lil Wayne will appear in an episode.

As fans of Entourage, we’re definitely looking forward to seeing Weezy’s role, but our gut tells us that it might be somewhat underwhelming, if only because we’ve already seen so many rappers on the show. It’d probably be a lot more interesting if Wayne guest-starred on some other currently popular programs. Which is why we played casting director and imagined him in some more exciting roles. Here’s how we would help Lil Wayne take over TV…

THE OFFICE
• Sure, there might be some dress code violations and failed drug tests, but what Wayne lacks in following protocol, he makes up for it in salesmanship. He sold millions of albums, so we’re guessing he can sell paper. Collaborations with every notebook in the game and frequent leaks of new grades of paper will keep Dunder Mifflin more than satisfied. Big business minus the business suit, indeed.

GREY’S ANATOMY
• Dr. Carter wants to save every patient in the world and he’s enlisted Young Money to help him run the hospital. Sometimes Wayne gets lost in the Promethazine aisle of the pharmacy, but Drake is usually around to pick up his slack in surgery. Wayne’s Anatomy? Pause.

RESCUE ME
• Let’s face it, Wayne doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to collaboration albums (Juelz? T-Pain?). But just because the Hot Boys reunion probably won’t happen on wax doesn’t mean that it shouldn’t happen at all. In a very special episode of Rescue Me, the Hot Boys team up with Tommy Gavin and the rest of the squad to fight fires in the hood. “Fire, f-fireman,” son.

THE HILLS
• Now that Lauren Conrad is gone, MTV needs another star to fill her shoes, and given Spencer Pratt’s recent foray into hip-hop, Lil’ Wayne makes perfect sense. MTV still parades The Hills as a reality show, so we can’t really predict what’s going to happen, but with the show’s penchant for drama and Spencer’s tendency to call out other rappers, we hope the beef doesn’t get too thick. No pause.

JON & KATE PLUS 8
• After a record-breaking season premiere last week, Jon and Kate Plus 8 is suddenly one of the hottest shows on television, largely due to Jon’s infidelity scandal, but don’t get gassed. We expect those ratings to last about as long as their marriage. Which won’t be long, especially after Jon comes home to find Kate dancing for Wayne in her Mrs. Officer outfit and his kids stunting like their new daddy. Payback is a bitch.

LOST
• ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson has been quoted as saying Lost will end next season with a “highly anticipated and shocking” finale. Nobody knows what’s happening on this show anyway, so run with it and have Weezy show up to the island in a UFO to perform “Lost” with Gorilla Zoe. Maybe toss in a murder plot for good measure. Lost viewers are so used to weird shit that we doubt this will even surprise them.

Wifey Or Trifey: Heidi Montag

Joe — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:56:16 +0000

Last night The Hills concluded its season with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s wedding, which was a sad day for Heidi fans. Not only is she off the market, but we won’t be able to see her every night at 10 p.m until the fall. Oh, but wait! We will be able to see her at 8 p.m. on Mondays in her new show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, premiering tonight on NBC.

The show is a reality competition that puts a gang of second-rate famous people in a jungle in a survival-of-the-fittest type setting. Yawn. Sure Heidi “officially” got married on The Hills last night, but nothing lasts forever, especially when you’re dealing with a character like SPratt the Ghost. Would you put a ring on it? Read on to see the evidence and vote on whether she’s a wifey or a trifey…

WIFEY? She loves plastic surgery.
When she’s older you won’t have to worry about suggesting a tummy tuck, or getting her tits re-done. Heidi is as plastic as a Barbie doll and will be the first one to realize when her looks are falling off.

TRIFEY? She gets real jealous.
Heidi was so overprotective over Spencer in recent episodes that she used to confront girls at who really didn’t even do anything wrong. That shit’s not cool, especially for people like us who flirt our asses off when our chick is at home cleaning up the apartment and doing dishes.

Super Two’s Day: Heidi Montag

donniek — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:51:40 +0000

It’s been a big week for Heidi Montag: The 22-year-old star of The Hills got married (for real this time) to Spencer Pratt on Saturday; her new EP—Wherever I Am—drops today; and the Speidi sex tape finally leaks this Friday. OK, we made up the last one…but you know the shit is coming, right? It’s only a matter of time…

It wasn’t too long ago that Heidi was the fresh-faced, down-to-earth chick on The Hills, but boy have times changed. Like one of those crystal-meth before/after pictures, Heidi-then and Heidi-now is like a cautionary tale on what can become of impressionable young women in Hollywood. Through it all—the horrible music, the pinhead husband, the porn titties—one thing has never changed: We’d still beat. And on that note, to celebrate her best week ever, we salute Heidi Montag’ best breast moments…

#5: FAUX-BAYWATCH PHOTOSHOOT, 2008

[Click On The Image To View The Full Body Shot]

KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE OF HEIDI’S TWOS…

Super Two’s Day: Audrina Patridge

Joe — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:40:38 +0000

Don’t say the car’s topless…

Yes, we've admitted it before'we fucks with The Hills. Not so much because of the drama, not so much to check in with the resident cock-boys that come and go on the show, but more so for two reasons…Audrina Patridge's perfectly-filled cellulite titties.

The hottie with the over-bite has been rumored to go through numerous breast enhancement surgeries in the past year or so, and the end result has brought about two sculptured giants that we consider the 8th and 9th wonders of the world. In case you missed it (probably did) AP went skinny-dipping in last night's episode, and although we couldn't catch a glimpse of her free-flowing fun bags, we knew we had to pay homage to her best features in this week's installment of “Super Two's Day.” Check out Patridge and her best front and center moments below…

[Click the image to see the full picture]

#5 BEING AN HONORARY PUSSYCAT DOLL

#4 ARRIVING AT THE 2008 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

#3 ON THE SET OF HER FORTHCOMING ~~BLOCKBUSTER~~ FILM THE REEF

#2 HOSTING A BOMBAY SAPPHIRE EVENT IN VEGAS

#1 CALL ‘EM THE LEAKERS…NUDE PICS OF AUDRINA HIT THE NET

**BONUS: CLICK THIS PIC TO SEE THE NOW INFAMOUS SKINNY DIPPING EPISODE OF THE HILLS

Wifey or Trifey: Lauren Conrad

donniek — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:26:07 +0000

It’s time to just accept it: The Hills might be on its last legs, but Lauren Conrad ain’t going nowhere. As longtime fans of the show, we’re forever debating the merits of its various “stars,” but it always comes back to L.C., the proverbial straw that stirs the Red Bull-and-vodka. Finally, we had to ask: Is L.C. a catch-and-keep or a smash-and-creep? Check out her Wifey and Trifey tendencies, then make your decision…

Click here to see the evidence and cast your vote!

Never Over The Hill(s)

Joe — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:12:52 +0000

What you didn't expect a Hills girl to break the links? Fuck outta here, more of Audrina tonight at 10. [Bastardly]

The Real celebrates their one-year anniversary with a cameo-filled video. [Nah Right]

Olivia Munn playing with her breasts, never gets old. [Double Viking]

Why is it taking Marvel over a year to get the Halo Uprising mini series published? [Das Gamer]

Usain Bolt is that dude… check out his fitness plan that helped him strike gold. [CoedMag]

Heidi Montag Is A Terrible Rapper

bfred — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:44:20 +0000

Yesterday on MTV’s TRL, that chick Heidi Montag from The Hills decided it would be a good idea to flex her rhyme skills for the show’s other guest, Nelly. The result is a head-shakingly awkward few bars that Pimp Juice graciously gives an “A for effort”:

Yo, yo, I got Heidiwood/I'm wearing it all day/I like it, so what do you got to say/You got Apple Bottoms, what/You know what's going up/Um, keep going, I'll keep flowing/You know what I like to say/Everyday, I'm in New York/It's all good this way.”

Watch the video of MC Montagulous after the jump.

[Just Jared]

Mariah Carey Can Still Compete

bfred — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:42:27 +0000

At 37, Mariah proved she still looks as good as chicks half her age while performing at The Hills‘ season premiere. [FListed]

Karate-Bot fights real-life Robot Chicken. [Reuters]

Family Affair: Obama is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary is related to Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

Victim’s 5th anniversary watch collabo with Casio G-Shock has us shook. [Freshness]

More proof that the album is dead: The Smashing Pumpkins are only releasing “groups of songs” now. [Spinner]

Is Audrina Patridge The Hills’ Biggest Loser?

Joe — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:46:42 +0000

It seems as though Lauren Conrad's shoulder-to-cry-on chick, Audrina Patridge has been going through it lately. By now you've already scoped out the photos of her naked photoshoot'rumor has it was a test run for Playboy, and she probably didn't get paid for it, making the debacle just the latest L the horse-mouthed pseudo-celeb has taken. In honor of MTV's latest perennial loser, we've compiled a list of Audrina's top 5 most embarrassing public incidents in last few months. Check ‘em out after the jump.

5. Audrina stoops to the new low of becoming a Harley chick, thanks to her dirty boyfriend Justin Bobby.

4. Audrina gets caught by TMZ, sprinting to put more coins in her meter that has already ran out.

3. Audrina announces she'll join the PussyCat dolls for a show on March 28…no one cares.

2. Audrina gets sonned at the door of hotspot Hyde.

1. An old nude photo shoot surfaces on WWTDD. Insiders claim that “Audrina’s hopes of impressing glamour magazine editors were shattered when Playboy showed no interest in her pictures.”