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Heidi Montag Is A Terrible Rapper

Yesterday on MTV’s TRL, that chick Heidi Montag from The Hills decided it would be a good idea to flex her rhyme skills for the show’s other guest, Nelly. The result is a head-shakingly awkward few bars that Pimp Juice graciously gives an “A for effort”:

Yo, yo, I got Heidiwood/I’m wearing it all day/I like it, so what do you got to say/You got Apple Bottoms, what/You know what’s going up/Um, keep going, I’ll keep flowing/You know what I like to say/Everyday, I’m in New York/It’s all good this way.”

Watch the video of MC Montagulous after the jump.

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Mariah Carey Can Still Compete

At 37, Mariah proved she still looks as good as chicks half her age while performing at The Hills‘ season premiere. [FListed]

Karate-Bot fights real-life Robot Chicken. [Reuters]

Family Affair: Obama is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary is related to Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

Victim’s 5th anniversary watch collabo with Casio G-Shock has us shook. [Freshness]

More proof that the album is dead: The Smashing Pumpkins are only releasing “groups of songs” now. [Spinner]

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Is Audrina Patridge The Hills’ Biggest Loser?

It seems as though Lauren Conrad’s shoulder-to-cry-on chick, Audrina Patridge has been going through it lately. By now you’ve already scoped out the photos of her naked photoshoot—rumor has it was a test run for Playboy, and she probably didn’t get paid for it, making the debacle just the latest L the horse-mouthed pseudo-celeb has taken. In honor of MTV’s latest perennial loser, we’ve compiled a list of Audrina’s top 5 most embarrassing public incidents in last few months. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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