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Super Two’s Day: Heather Graham

intern — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:45:00 +0000

Our girl Heather Graham (a.k.a. Rollergirl) has practically made a career out of her breast moments. More recently, she bared her twos in the new comedy The Hangover, which we think is the real reason the movie is absolutely merking the box office. If you’re just getting up on HG’s non-HGH assets, allow us to allow you to catch up. Hit the jump to see Heather’s best breast moments and expect a boner hangover tomorrow.

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Ayo! Scott: The Fun Times Are Worth ‘The Hangover’

justinm — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:26:01 +0000

If you can remember what happened in Vegas, your trip blew.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, ’cause there’s no way those hookers ever got out of the shallow grave Ayo! Scott dug for them, not bound with all that duct tape. But you don’t have to bury escorts alive to have a good time in Sin City—that’s just what Ayo! likes to do on a big fight night. The Hangover, the new comedy from Todd Phillips, director of Old School, shows there’s lots of other fun shit you can get into while getting smashed in the middle of the desert.

To celebrate their buddy Doug (Justin Bartha) ~~getting married~~ legally signing his dick and future earnings over to one woman, Phil (Bradley Cooper), an unscrupulous schoolteacher who steals from his students, and Stu (Ed Helms), an emasculated dentist who excuses his girlfriend cheating on him with a bartender, take him to Las Vegas for a wild weekend. Tagging along is Alan (rising star and scene stealer Zach Galifianakis), Doug’s awkward brother-in-law-to-be who may or may not be a pedophile and date rapist. What starts as a rooftop toast ends with Phil, Stu, and Alan waking up with massive hangovers in their demolished suite with no recollection of what happened and no sign of the groom. As the odd squad attempts to piece the night together and find Doug or his corpse, they deal with the consequences of having just had the ultimate Vegas experience: a quickie marriage to a hot escort (Heather Graham), a run-in with an effeminate Asian gangster (Ken Jeong), a theft from boxing legend Mike Tyson, and other equally memorable shit they’d forgotten all about.

The Hangover, while not without its minor headaches (Dr. Ayo! recommends three Advil for the pain of Mike Epps jokes falling flat), is too good a time to feel bad the next morning. Plus, there’s a valuable life lesson in there: All of life’s crises can be resolved by getting blackout drunk. Although you may want stay semi-sober if you’re gonna bury some hookers. Some moments are just too precious to forget. Check out the trailer to see if you’ll give The Hangover a shot…and a beer, and a couple more shots, and a line of cocaine, and another beer, and…

The Top 5 Bachelor Party Movies Of All Time

Bradley — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:34:00 +0000

This weekend, low-brow comedy fans will be coming out in droves to watch Todd Phillips’ The Hangover, a movie about a crew of guys who wake up in the aftermath of a booze and hooker filled night to a baby, a tiger, some missing teeth and wedding bands. The concept itself is whatevs, but having Zach Galifianakis in anything makes it a must see. We’ll have a full review of the film on Friday morning, so watch Galifiniakis’ Between Two Ferns while you wait (seriously, do it).

The Hangover reminds us of a few things: Vegas is awesome for the first 8 hours you’re there, bachelor parties can be the most awesome/most awkward few days of your life, and next time you play Best Man, there are a few things that are absolute musts: boobs, booze, drugs, and donkeys. The Hangover isn’t the first big screen banger to capitalize on these uber-American themes—hit the jump for our 5 favorite bachelor party movies of all time…

#5: How to Murder Your Wife (1965)
• The classic cautionary tale: never tell a stripper/cake jumper you want to marry them. Never tell them anything, for that matter. Jack Lemmon kills it, classic 1960s, “I hate my wife” fodder that defined the great tuxedo/booze/smoking sessions of the time.

#4: The Best Man
• Terrence Howard’s first real breakout role came courtesy of Spike Lee’s cousin Malcom D. Lee, who put together this classic late ’90s ensemble comedy. Granted, the PG-13 rating and “romantic comedy” stamp make the bachelor shenanigans relatively tame, but a stripper/college student named Candy and a heated brawl between the groom and the best man make this one worth watching. Oh yeah, and Nia Long was still the hottest chick in the game back then.

#3: Clerks II
• When Randall is about to ditch his hometown Jersey homies to marry “the woman of his dreams” Jay and Silent Bob throw down at the Mooby’s for good friends, beers, and…a dude having sex with a donkey. Kidding! This movie is awesome because Rosario Dawson admits going from ass to mouth once in a while.

#2: Very Bad Things
• There’s all kinds of awesome characters in this one: Jeremy Piven, Christian Slater, and a bunch of cocaine. After the killing of the hooker, played by Kobe Tai, it gets nuts, but hey, a great movie for sitting awkwardly next to your fiance before your flight leaves. Do you want this to be your bachelor party? Probably not, but that’s why it’s a movie.

#1: Bachelor Party
• The movie that started it all. Really. Which is why it’s taken over 20 years for anyone to even attempt to make something along the same lines (Bachelor Party 2 doesn’t count). From a donkey snorting drugs and dying in an elevator to a penthouse full of stripper/prostitutes, this movie is the bachelor party paradigm. Required viewing for any best man, and for anyone who wants to see one of the great tennis scenes of all time.