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Battling It Out

Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson tested their spit-game against each other. [LINK]

Politicians have been getting it in with their mistresses for a minute. We asked who had the hottest jumpoff. [LINK]

Madden launched, and we took a look back at the greatest football players in video game history. [LINK]

We took a look at the best of the worst, anti-Asian racism. [LINK]

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Nice Kicks: Converse drops a What If? Pack. [LINK]

On Smash: Curren$y dedicates a track to Brett Favre. [LINK]

Bastardly: Relax, Alicia Sacramone is 20 years old, and it’s totally normal to look at her.[LINK]

Porn Star Rap Battle: Tera Patrick Vs. Jenna Jameson

Long story short: in an interview last week, Tera Patrick talked kinda greasy about Jenna Jameson. Not a full-on insult, just a little sideways chatter. “There’s a lot more things I’ve done than Jenna. I wouldn’t say she has a mainstream presence….She has more of a porn look.”

So of course we thought, What if the two porn queens took it to the vocal booth? Both are known for outstanding oral work, so it stands to reason that a rap battle between the two would be an instant classic. So obviously we had to come up with lyrics for this hypothetical battle—check out the verses below then vote on who has the better spit-game…

Tera Patrick Swallows The Mainstream

Tera Patrick is something like the LL Cool J of porn—her resume is strong enough to merit G.O.A.T. consideration, but her career is undeniably on the downturn. But what can a porn star do to avoid the inevitable fate of doing sad MILF videos past her prime? Most of their projects that don’t involve having sex on camera are met with about as much excitement as the Todd Smith clothing line.

Which is why the news that THQ has enlisted Ms. Patrick as a “special producer” and guest character in the upcoming Saint’s Row 2 (360, PS3, PC) video game was met with limited enthusiasm. But Tera’s been broadening her horizons for years—not with like, sculpting or literature, but classy by comparison to porn. After the jump, check out some of Tera’s greatest hits (non-DP ones, that is) and her new SR2 trailer.