As huge fans of neither Japanese adult videos or import Japanese video games, we were overjoyed to hear that popular AV actress Rio is in the running to be cast in the newest installment of Sega’s Yakuza game series Ryu Ga Gotoku. It wouldn’t be the first time that a carnally-focused performer has shifted their attention from pickles to pixel—video games are usually more permissive than mainstream television or movies as far as being amenable to skin queens (or kings, as the case may sometimes be). To celebrate Rio’s almost-achievement, we pulled together a septet of porn stars who worked their magic in a video game or two. Now pick up them sticks and get slaying!
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Long story short: in an interview last week, Tera Patrick talked kinda greasy about Jenna Jameson. Not a full-on insult, just a little sideways chatter. “There's a lot more things I've done than Jenna. I wouldn't say she has a mainstream presence….She has more of a porn look.”
So of course we thought, What if the two porn queens took it to the vocal booth? Both are known for outstanding oral work, so it stands to reason that a rap battle between the two would be an instant classic. So obviously we had to come up with lyrics for this hypothetical battle'check out the verses below then vote on who has the better spit-game…
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Tera Patrick is something like the LL Cool J of porn'her resume is strong enough to merit G.O.A.T. consideration, but her career is undeniably on the downturn. But what can a porn star do to avoid the inevitable fate of doing sad MILF videos past her prime? Most of their projects that don’t involve having sex on camera are met with about as much excitement as the Todd Smith clothing line.
Which is why the news that THQ has enlisted Ms. Patrick as a “special producer” and guest character in the upcoming Saint’s Row 2 (360, PS3, PC) video game was met with limited enthusiasm. But Tera’s been broadening her horizons for years'not with like, sculpting or literature, but classy by comparison to porn. After the jump, check out some of Tera’s greatest hits (non-DP ones, that is) and her new SR2 trailer.
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