NAME: Stephanie Jacobsen
SHOW: Melrose Place
NETWORK/TIME: CW/Tuesdays @ 9 p.m.
• Anyone open for a little late-night dip in the Melrose Place pool? Anyone?

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When Futurama returns to the boob tube in 2010, it may sound a little funny-style. 20th Century Fox TV is producing 26 new episodes for a mid-year cable run on Comedy Central, but talks have broken down with voice stars Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche, and Tress MacNeille over money. Fox is trying to cut costs for the move to cable and has offered the cast less than they were hoping for, so don’t be surprised if Yakov Smirnoff ends up voicing all the characters on the cheap.

It wouldn’t be the first time a network pulled the okey doke on fans with replacement actors. Salary disputes, drug problems, thespian beef, and even the desire to get a college education (scandalous!) have all led to sudden, unexplained cast changes. Keep reading for the lowdown on some of television’s most memorable switcheroos with before-and-after photos included!

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Character: Vivian “Aunt Viv” Banks
Actors: Janet Hubert-Whitten (1990-1993), Daphne Maxwell Reid (1993-1996)
Reason for Recasting: Will Smith and Hubert-Whitten didn’t get along. According to her recent tell-all book, the Fresh Prince was actually spoiled and ruthless, demanding that nobody get bigger laughs than him on or off set. After she was fired, the mood on set lightened—word to Aunt Viv’s bleaching cream.

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Seinfeld
Character: Dad/Morty Seinfeld
Actors: Phil Bruns (1990), Barney Martin (1991-1998)
Reason for Recasting: Co-creator Larry David replaced Bruns after one episode because he felt Jerry’s dad should be more crotchety. Ironically, after the slept-on show became a huge success without him, Bruns was finally able to pull off “grumpy old man.”

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Adventures of Superman
Character: Lois Lane
Actors: Phyllis Coates (1951-1953), Noel Neill (1953-1958)
Reason for Recasting: When the show returned following a production suspension, Coates had already committed herself to another production—one that didn’t star a man in tights.

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Roseanne
Character: Becky Connor/Becky Connor-Healy
Actors: Alicia “Lecy” Goranson (1988-1992, sporadic appearances afterwards), Sarah Chalke (1993-1997)
Reason for Recasting: Goranson left to attend Vassar College, where she studied English with a concentration in poetry and played on the rugby team. It’s not as prestigious as Kanye’s “PhD” but still.

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Mad About You
Character: Gus and Theresa Stemple
Actors: John Karlen (1994-1995) and Penny Fuller (1994-1995), Carroll O’Connor (1996-1999) and Carol Burnett (1996-1999)
Reason for Recasting: We don’t know exactly why Jamie’s parents were swapped out, but when you have the opportunity to get with legends, you have to. At least that’s what we told our girl when we had the chance to get some Superhead.

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Arrested Development
Character: Marta Estrella
Actors: Leonor Varela (2003), Patricia Velazquez (2003-2004)
Reason: After a brief stint on the show, Varela left to shoot Innocent Voices, a film about a mother and son struggling to survive the war raging in 1980s El Salvador. We’d be mad at it had producers not promptly plugged in Venezuelan dime model Velazquez. ¡Bien hecho!

That ’70s Show
Character: Laurie Forman
Actors: Lisa Robin Kelly (1998–2003), Christina Moore (2003-2004)
Reason for Recasting: Kelly, who played Eric’s promiscuous older sister (a.k.a. the second coming of Kelly Bundy), was reportedly fired because of drug problems, which is a good thing, because the show continued to be straight crack!

The Jeffersons
Character: Lionel Jefferson
Actors: Mike Evans (1974, 1979-1985), Damon Evans (1975-1978)
Reason for Recasting: After playing George and Weezy’s son Lionel on the first season of the spin-off series The Jeffersons, Mike, who first appeared as the character on All in the Family, bounced to work as a writer/producer on Good Times. When that thoroughly DY-NO-MITE! show ended, he reclaimed the role like click-clack, gimme my shit back!

Bewitched
Character: Darrin Stephens
Actors: Dick York (1964–1969), Dick Sargent (1969–1972)
Reason for Recasting: York’s severe back condition kept “backing” up production, so producers went and found some new Dick, ’cause really, when you’ve seen one Dick, you’ve seen ‘em all.

My Wife and Kids
Character: Claire Kyle
Actors: Jazz Raycole (2001-2002), Jennifer Freeman (2001-2005)
Reason for Recasting: Raycole left after one season because her mom reportedly objected to a storyline in which Claire’s friend gets pregnant. Talk about your seeds of discontent!

HBO is hardly the first to tap into the gigolo genre. Something about the concept of a male prostitute is oddly tantalizing for creative types, and the idea has found its way into movies, television shows, and music over the years. In honor of the market for meat, we give you our list of the most entertaining gigolos. Trust us, it pays (to read on)…

MIDNIGHT COWBOY, 1969
• Not only does this movie exemplify Dustin Hoffman’s pimp swagger, literally, it also features a young Jon Voight who plays a prostitute that dresses up like a gay Ken doll. Best line of the movie? “I’m walkin’ here!”