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It’s hard not to live in the shadow of April/May Complex cover girl Kim Kardashian. An onion like hers creates a lot of shade, so older sister Kourtney Kardashian has to work extra hard to get noticed.

Well, Complex sees her. While Kim is off giving the paparazzi all the back shots they can handle, the elder Kardashian is running the family boutiques, DASH and Smooch, stealing scenes on season three of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and looking two-tally awesome her damn self. In honor of Kim’s oft overlooked sister, Complex brings you Kourtney Kardashian’s top 5 breast moments. Cause she’s perky and she can hang. Bang! Bang!

#5: AT ESQUIRE‘S “ROCK THE VOTE EVENT” SEPTEMBER 25, 2008

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Pop star Katy Perry has been spilling the goods, and we don’t mean dishing dirt on her ex, Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy. The goods are her tremendous, tantalizing twos, of course, which have been spilling mercifully out of her tops for the past couple years. This week, sexy pics from her April 2009 Esquire photo shoot have had the Internet goin’ nuts (go get your wet wipes).

Like everyone else on the web, we can’t get enough, which is why we decided to spend our day staring at all her twos shots so we could bring you the best of the best. Sit back, relax and enjoy a Super Twos Day walk down mammary lane…

ESQUIRE, APRIL 2009

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Now that Lima’s two’s are officially off the market, please join Complex in a moment of silence. [...] Now join Complex in looking back at 5 of Adriana Lima’s most memorable mammary moments…

#5: VICTORIA’s SECRET SEXY, Vol. III, 2005

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#4: 10TH VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW, 2005

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The Bar is open for belly shots! Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, that is. Leo DiCaprio’s chick is back for her third Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, finally gracing the cover for the first time. It’s the highest achievement that a pair of voluptuous breasts can aspire to, and we would applaud but one hand is busy typing and the other is…flipping through the Torah in the hope that extensive knowledge of the Jewish holy book will help us steal her from that putz Leo.

For now, we just have to marvel at her mammaries from afar. Before you cop her cover to support her and her five-star-of-David tsitskehs, check out our picks for Bar Refaeli’s 5 breast moments…

#5: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE (2009)

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It’s time to take a second shot at the First Lady! Actress LisaRaye McCoy-Misick, a.k.a. the First Lady of the Turks and Caicos Islands, a.k.a. the first First Lady to have done a nude shoot with honey, a.k.a. “Diamond” from Ice Cube’s cinematic strip club masterpiece The Players Club, is in the middle of a messy divorce.

LisaRaye married Premier Michael Misick back in April 2006 and, according to always reliable Internet rumors, they both cheated (she with former NBA point guard Gary Payton, he with BET’s Rocsi), which led a physical confrontation between them. Misick is also being investigated for government corruption, so now is the perfect time to swoop in and steal his onetime wifey. Peep what she’s putting on the open market with her top 5 two-riffic moments…

#5: SMOOTH MAGAZINE (ISSUE #36)

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#4: 3RD ANNUAL BET AWARDS (JUNE 2003)

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#3: SHOOT WITH PHOTOGRAPHER DEREK BLANKS (AUGUST 2008)

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#2: WITH FUTURE FORMER HUSBAND MICHEAL MISICK (2007)

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#1: SMOOTH MAGAZINE (ISSUE #9)

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In fact, 10 years ago, on September 29, 1998, members of the Complex staff stood on line at Tower Records because hip hop was sofa king hot that there were 5 highly anticipated albums from marquee acts all dropping at the same time and we had to have them all. It was like Kanye and 50’s totally totally hetero gladiator showdown last year, except even more manly. In honor of the anniversary, we decided to take a look back at the 5 landmark albums and see how they’ve held up a decade later…

#5: Brand Nubian The Foundation

First Week Sales: 24,983
Total Sales To Date: 183,229

What We Thought Then:

What We Think Now:

Okay, to be honest, even in 1998 the Brand Noobs had missed the window on anyone giving a fuck about their reunion with Grand Puba. The successive shit-sandwiches both factions deuced-out in ‘95'2000 and Everything Is Everything (which only holds distinction for featuring “In A Cipher” the sole posse cut Snaggletooth didn’t ruin)'had pretty much soured any of the remaining fans they had under 30. That said, this album was pretty dope. The greater accomplishment'for women, children and all else easily scared'was that his former bandmates managed to convince Grand Puba to put his sunglasses back on!

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#4: Mos Def & Talib Kweli Black Star

First Week Sales: 25,974
Total Sales To Date: 326,065

What We Thought Then:

What We Think Now:

Backpack rap’s zeitgeist moment! Three or four years of bubbling NYC counter-culture came to a head in this underground rap masterpiece. We were so psyched, Stretch & Bob all-stars were getting played by Funk Flex. Awesome. Too bad when the full-length came we couldn’t help but compare it to Native Tongue masterpieces like Midnight Marauders and De La Soul Is Dead, and it measured up like Howard Stern next to John Holmes, if ya-da-dig? That said, 10 years of having white collegiate girlfriends and young suburban interns swear by its brilliance has forced us to re-examine Mos & Kweli’s indie opus. Any you know what… We still don’t love it. But we do appreciate its significance and the fact that lots of people do love it. And most importantly, without a Black Star, there never would’ve been a New Danger… (*LOL*)

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#3: A Tribe Called Quest The Love Movement

First Week Sales: 174,835
Total Sales To Date: 703,950

What We Thought Then:

What We Think Now:

The swan song from our favorite group of all time. Ah, we can remember it now. Having been thoroughly disappointed by their “mature” fourth album, we were primed for a Tribe comeback. Unfortunately what we got was a hyperbolic expression of everything we hated about it’s predecessor: muted key noted, undistinguishable beats, infantile nursery raps, zero chemistry between band-mates, and unnecessary guests. It should’ve been called The Bowel Movement. Funny thing is, 12 years have cast a new light on Beats, Rhymes & Life as Tribe’s misunderstood moment of maturation, while The Love Movement remains a turd. A true royal flush.

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#2: OutKast Aquemini

First Week Sales: 227,201
Total Sales To Date: 2,290,759

What We Thought Then:

What We Think Now:

When this bad boy dropped, OutKast was quietly becoming our new favorite group of all-time (RIP ATCQ), and this album absolutely solidified the transition. Plus, we couldn’t help but think that Andre’s verse on “Rosa Parks,” where he laments his “favorite group not coming with it,” was a direct allusion Q-Tip and band of Quest-ers. Anyhow, Aquemini was an amazing masterpiece and testament to the album format then and it still is today. Part of its brilliance was the transparent personal distance that had grown between Andre and Big Boi, despite their amazing musical synergy, and the stylistic juxtaposition it created. Which is why we wonder today why the fuck they can’t get back in the studio and make some more magic, since they already managed to bang out two classics while hating each other.

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#1: Jay-Z In My Lifetime, Vol.2: Hard Knock Life

First Week Sales: 352,219
Total Sales To Date: 5,278,765

What We Thought Then:

What We Think Now:

It may be hard for those of you south of 25 to believe, but prior to this album’s release, Jay-Z was one of many good, but not revered, NY rappers. In fact, after his surprisingly good debut (which, unlike Illmatic, took about 5 years to enter into “top albums of all-time” convos), Jay fell flat with his reaching second LP. But Hov’s no dummy and he brought it back to the block with the Streets Is Watching DVD and soundtrack, and re-ignited the streets in 1998. Long story short, he dropped this synth driven drug-dealer masterpiece and it sounded like “The Best Of…,” yielding hit after hit after hit, vaulting himself to pole position, and basically changing the sound of hip hop beats (until 2001 when he decided to go back to samples with The Blueprint, and changed everyone’s taste in beats… again). It may not be our favorite Jay album, but it remains his highest selling, and it created a new dynamic between mainstream America and hip hop (*takes Jay’s balls out of mouth and returns to magazine editing*).

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