Our girl Heather Graham (a.k.a. Rollergirl) has practically made a career out of her breast moments. More recently, she bared her twos in the new comedy The Hangover, which we think is the real reason the movie is absolutely merking the box office. If you’re just getting up on HG’s non-HGH assets, allow us to allow you to catch up. Hit the jump to see Heather’s best breast moments and expect a boner hangover tomorrow.
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Each week on Super Two’s Day, we’ve been presenting the most breast-tacular moments in the careers of various celebrities. But have you been paying attention? To challenge the true Super Two’s Day connoisseur, we decided to switch things up with a test: can you tell us which set of funbags belong to which busty reality show starlet? After you think you have the answer, simply click on each Two’s photo (below) to find out her identity…
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If only Kendra Wilkinson was the girl who lived next door to us, we’d probably be one of those creepy peeping Toms who tried to work the angles and look into her bedroom. Freaky, right? Well, you can’t blame us. Hef’s former girlfriend has an amazing frame, and to say she’s top heavy is the understatement of the year. K-dubbs has been out on the road doing promo for her new show Kendra, which premieres this Sunday. But really, what’s better promo than sharing her best breast moments with the Internets? You’re all welcome…
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She’s no Kim, but Kourtney Kardashian has talent two.
It’s hard not to live in the shadow of April/May Complex cover girl Kim Kardashian. An onion like hers creates a lot of shade, so older sister Kourtney Kardashian has to work extra hard to get noticed.
Well, Complex sees her. While Kim is off giving the paparazzi all the back shots they can handle, the elder Kardashian is running the family boutiques, DASH and Smooch, stealing scenes on season three of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and looking two-tally awesome her damn self. In honor of Kim’s oft overlooked sister, Complex brings you Kourtney Kardashian’s top 5 breast moments. Cause she’s perky and she can hang. Bang! Bang!
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Katy Perry, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways. One, twos.
Pop star Katy Perry has been spilling the goods, and we don’t mean dishing dirt on her ex, Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy. The goods are her tremendous, tantalizing twos, of course, which have been spilling mercifully out of her tops for the past couple years. This week, sexy pics from her April 2009 Esquire photo shoot have had the Internet goin’ nuts (go get your wet wipes).
Like everyone else on the web, we can’t get enough, which is why we decided to spend our day staring at all her twos shots so we could bring you the best of the best. Sit back, relax and enjoy a Super Twos Day walk down mammary lane…
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Adriana Lima’s twos just got wifed up.
On Valentine’s Day 2009, Brazilian supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima eloped with her boyfriend, Serbian basketball player Marco Jaric. The couple married in a small ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, after which they no doubt visited Lima Hole for the first time (though we highly doubt that anyone who dated model-slaying rocker Lenny Kravitz could still be a “virgin,” let alone a 27-year-old one, as she claims to have been).
Now that Lima’s two’s are officially off the market, please join Complex in a moment of silence. [...] Now join Complex in looking back at 5 of Adriana Lima’s most memorable mammary moments…
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Complex would like to take a couple shots at Bar Rafaeli.
The Bar is open for belly shots! Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, that is. Leo DiCaprio’s chick is back for her third Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, finally gracing the cover for the first time. It’s the highest achievement that a pair of voluptuous breasts can aspire to, and we would applaud but one hand is busy typing and the other is…flipping through the Torah in the hope that extensive knowledge of the Jewish holy book will help us steal her from that putz Leo.
For now, we just have to marvel at her mammaries from afar. Before you cop her cover to support her and her five-star-of-David tsitskehs, check out our picks for Bar Refaeli’s 5 breast moments…
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LisaRaye’s twos are the real McCoy!
It’s time to take a second shot at the First Lady! Actress LisaRaye McCoy-Misick, a.k.a. the First Lady of the Turks and Caicos Islands, a.k.a. the first First Lady to have done a nude shoot with honey, a.k.a. “Diamond” from Ice Cube’s cinematic strip club masterpiece The Players Club, is in the middle of a messy divorce.
LisaRaye married Premier Michael Misick back in April 2006 and, according to always reliable Internet rumors, they both cheated (she with former NBA point guard Gary Payton, he with BET’s Rocsi), which led a physical confrontation between them. Misick is also being investigated for government corruption, so now is the perfect time to swoop in and steal his onetime wifey. Peep what she’s putting on the open market with her top 5 two-riffic moments…
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Okay, so it’s Tuesday and it hasn’t even occurred to you to go CD shopping, huh? You probably downloaded the latest T.I. album for free and thought, “Hmm, if this was better I’d think about investing the time to illegally downloading that Big Kuntry album too.” Truth is, hip hop wasn’t always this depressing.
In fact, 10 years ago, on September 29, 1998, members of the Complex staff stood on line at Tower Records because hip hop was sofa king hot that there were 5 highly anticipated albums from marquee acts all dropping at the same time and we had to have them all. It was like Kanye and 50’s totally totally hetero gladiator showdown last year, except even more manly. In honor of the anniversary, we decided to take a look back at the 5 landmark albums and see how they’ve held up a decade later…
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