Interview by Grace Efuwape

CLIP #1: “NOBODY IN THE U.S. GOT A BLACKBERRY BOLD”
Kingston says: Yo, look how many views that got. That’s crazy. Yeah, that was a big issue. My chain didn’t get robbed. I had sent my assistant to send a package to my jeweler in New York. The jeweler even showed the security cameras to prove he never received the package. The assistant isn’t around anymore; I fired him. Like, why would you put $500 insurance on something worth $500,000? What part of the game is that? [Laughs.]

CLIP #2: “I’M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE” SPENCER PRATT’S RAP DEBUT
Kingston says: Being on The Hills was great ’cause I had a blast with Audrina. We shot the scene when she was interning at the record label, Epic. I never ran into Spencer though. Oh, he’s rapping now? Look at this. His swag is…nah. He’s probably a cool dude but I don’t know about this. [Laughs] Spencer Pratt? Sounds like Kyla Pratt. I mean, Kyla Pratt can do a better job than him.

CLIP #3: “THE E.N.D. OF DAYS” BY IT’S THE REAL
Kingston says: Yeah I heard about the fight between Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton. [Laughs]. You saw the Spectacular video? [Laughs]. He did another video. Why would you do that? That makes people talk about it even longer. As soon as I saw it, I hit him up about it. He’s not gay. I know for a fact that he’s not gay ’cause he has a girlfriend. You ever been to a preview of his show before? They grind on the floor with their pants off like that all the time; nobody ever says nothing about that. On their last single on Late Night Special, they grinded with the same panties he had on. No homo. They grind on the floor and don’t nobody never talk about it but he does it on World Star and people wanna talk. That’s what he does [Laughs]. I mean, it’s not my direction but to each his own. I know he’s not gay though, I’ll tell you that. I don’t know about the Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton incident. I don’t really think that Will.I.Am’s manager did that and now Will.I.Am is saying it’s a fan.

CLIP #4: “VIDEO MODEL CALLS SEAN KINGSTON A GROUPIE”
Kingston says: Yeah, I don’t wanna talk about it. Nah, there’s no side to the story. She’s a stalker. She’s the stalker. Her story is right but it’s the other way around. On the real though, I don’t wanna talk about that. I had a crazy stalker though. I had a girl that drove behind my tour bus on the Chris Brown tour. She was just crazy, just trying to get my autograph. Then I come back here to New York, this is about two years ago after going on 106 & Park to drop “Take You There” and I come back and she’s standing in front of my hotel. I don’t know how she knew where I was staying at. It tripped me up. I really don’t mess with groupies; I’m really focused. I guess [Chyna] is a groupie. Call her a groupie. [Laughs].

CLIP #5: “PASS THE DUTCHIE” MUSIC VIDEO FROM MUSICAL YOUTH
Kingston says: I love this. I wasn’t even born when this came out. These kids are how old? They look mad young and they singing about the Dutchie. I can understand if they were like 13, 14, or 15 years old but they were young.

CLIP #6: “BEAUTIFUL GIRLS” BY JOJO
Kingston says: I like it. Her version didn’t go nowhere. She’s beautiful though; I’d go out with her. I remember the rumor that I was going out with Paula Deanda but I only worked with her and that was it. I dig Jordin Sparks but she’s linked up already. I think Meagan Good is on a whole ‘nother level than Megan Fox. That girl is gorgeous from head to toe. I idolize her every time I see her. There is nothing wrong about that girl. That girl is B-E-A-U-TI-FUL, toes and everything. [Laughs.]

CLIP #7: ELEPHANT MAN AND BUJU BANTON FREESTYLE WITH TIGGA
Kingston says: I like Elephant Man. Tigga can rap; he’s dope. [Laughs.] He was killing it when he used to freestyle in the Bassment at Rap City. Yeah, that was tight. Tigga did his thing. Elephant Man took it. He killed it though. He switched it up; sped it up. I like that. That was real nice.

As fans of Entourage, we’re definitely looking forward to seeing Weezy’s role, but our gut tells us that it might be somewhat underwhelming, if only because we’ve already seen so many rappers on the show. It’d probably be a lot more interesting if Wayne guest-starred on some other currently popular programs. Which is why we played casting director and imagined him in some more exciting roles. Here’s how we would help Lil Wayne take over TV…

THE OFFICE
• Sure, there might be some dress code violations and failed drug tests, but what Wayne lacks in following protocol, he makes up for it in salesmanship. He sold millions of albums, so we’re guessing he can sell paper. Collaborations with every notebook in the game and frequent leaks of new grades of paper will keep Dunder Mifflin more than satisfied. Big business minus the business suit, indeed.

GREY’S ANATOMY
• Dr. Carter wants to save every patient in the world and he’s enlisted Young Money to help him run the hospital. Sometimes Wayne gets lost in the Promethazine aisle of the pharmacy, but Drake is usually around to pick up his slack in surgery. Wayne’s Anatomy? Pause.

RESCUE ME
• Let’s face it, Wayne doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to collaboration albums (Juelz? T-Pain?). But just because the Hot Boys reunion probably won’t happen on wax doesn’t mean that it shouldn’t happen at all. In a very special episode of Rescue Me, the Hot Boys team up with Tommy Gavin and the rest of the squad to fight fires in the hood. “Fire, f-fireman,” son.

THE HILLS
• Now that Lauren Conrad is gone, MTV needs another star to fill her shoes, and given Spencer Pratt’s recent foray into hip-hop, Lil’ Wayne makes perfect sense. MTV still parades The Hills as a reality show, so we can’t really predict what’s going to happen, but with the show’s penchant for drama and Spencer’s tendency to call out other rappers, we hope the beef doesn’t get too thick. No pause.

JON & KATE PLUS 8
• After a record-breaking season premiere last week, Jon and Kate Plus 8 is suddenly one of the hottest shows on television, largely due to Jon’s infidelity scandal, but don’t get gassed. We expect those ratings to last about as long as their marriage. Which won’t be long, especially after Jon comes home to find Kate dancing for Wayne in her Mrs. Officer outfit and his kids stunting like their new daddy. Payback is a bitch.

LOST
• ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson has been quoted as saying Lost will end next season with a “highly anticipated and shocking” finale. Nobody knows what’s happening on this show anyway, so run with it and have Weezy show up to the island in a UFO to perform “Lost” with Gorilla Zoe. Maybe toss in a murder plot for good measure. Lost viewers are so used to weird shit that we doubt this will even surprise them.

Never one to stir the pot (ah ha!), we spoke to Spencer while he was on his way to shoot guns with wifey Heidi—good practice for an aspiring MC. Read on to see how he and his wifey Heidi plan to outdo Jay-Z and Beyoncé, why Roth doesn’t stand a chance against him, and how Brody as a hypeman would damage his street cred…

Listen To Spencer’s new song “I’m A Celebrity”:

Interview by Joe La Puma

Complex: What’s going on man, how are things?

Spencer Pratt: The usual, just another amazing day in my life. On the way to the gun range with my wife, ready to go fire off some hollow points out of the 19…

Complex: Ha, OK. So you made headlines yesterday talking about Asher Roth, saying he lacks swag. If you had to battle Asher Roth, what would you use against him?

Spencer Pratt: I mean, the fact that I’m so paid, and he’s broke [laughs]. Simple as that. That’s my whole point, being that I’m fly with tons of money, and he doesn’t have that yet. I’m sure he’ll have a lot more swag in three years if he keeps selling.

Complex: You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the white Beyoncé?

Spencer Pratt: A little bit more than the white Beyoncé. Beyoncé had to be built by a group like Destiny’s Child, but Heidi shines solo. I’ll actually give you an exclusive: I could guarantee you Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi's] “Bonnie & Clyde” version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version.

Complex: Wow. Is that song going to happen?

Spencer Pratt: Yes. Steve Morales is already working on the track. That’s my Puerto Rican guru on the beat.

Complex: I saw that you’re trying to reach out to OJ Da Juiceman for him to get a verse on a Morales-produced track.

Spencer Pratt: Yeah, I’m trying to get him on my first real single because “I’m A Celebrity” is not my single. That’s just my marketing tool for the show. My first single, I just want to have me, Gucci Mane, and OJ Da Juiceman. It’ll be the flyest song in the game. I’m going to track them down, that’s my priority today.

Complex: Who’s rapping career would you use as a blueprint for yourself?

Spencer Pratt: I think I’m the future of hip-hop. You know, I feel bad for saying that. That’s unfortunate, but that’s a fact. You can’t compare my model of hip-hop with what I’m about to come out with versus anything in the game. You know I’ll take the Diddy route. I’m not a lyrical MC, I’m just like Diddy. Look what it did for him? He is still balling.

Complex: I know you said that you’re trying to infiltrate the ringtone game…

Spencer Pratt: Yeah. People are not even going to have time to listen to radio in their cars because they are going to be talking on their phones or twittering, or BBM’ing. So I feel like the only time people are going to hear music is when your phone rings, so that’s the whole market I’m going after. I don’t care about the clubs, I don’t care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads like Soulja Boy.

Complex: There’s a lot of money to be made in that…

Spencer Pratt: I think it’s only going to multiply in the next ten years. There are more people with cell phones in the world than any other thing on the planet. There are billions of cell phones. There’s not not billions of radios.

Complex: Now, Jay-Z had Memphis Bleek has a hypeman. Would Brody Jenner be your hypeman?

Spencer Pratt: Nah. A person who has a show called Bromance can’t be in on this clique.

Complex: You think that would hurt street cred?

Spencer Pratt: The Bromance show definitely hurts my street cred, so I’ll definitely distance myself from Brody as a hypeman. I’ll be pretty much be the first rapper/hypeman. I would take on both roles. I would wear both shoes. I’ll hype myself before I start rapping. I’ll get on the mic and be like, “Who is hotter than me in the game? No one.”

Complex: Interesting…

Spencer Pratt: The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn’t auto-tuned, then I would be like, “I can’t be a rapper.” The fact that I could get up to perfect pitch just like Kanye West now, and T-Pain, it’s an even playing field. I don’t have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

Complex: Obviously you twitter a lot. Which rapper do you think has the most interesting tweets?

Spencer Pratt: I would say Diddy is the most interesting Twitter-er. I definitely will follow the hip-hop circle now that I have infiltrated the game, just so that I can be aware of my rivals and what my competitors are doing. But, I’m not really interested in anybody, that’s why I started rapping. I’m still a fan of Tupac. That’s the only rapper that I’m still like, “Oh! Tupac!” Besides Gucci, and Juiceman, I’m not really excited about anybody in the game. I just love Gucci and Juice because they just have too much swag that they don’t know what to do with themselves.

Complex: Now obviously, in the previous episode of The Hills, you kind of Kufi smacked your sister’s ex-boyfriend, Cameron. Are you prepared in case someone comes at you sideways?

Spencer Pratt: I mean, I’ve been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing, you know. I’m definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.

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