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Cartman Gets His Dangerous Minds On

We’re always waiting eagerly to see what issue South Park will address each Wednesday, and luckily South Park Studios has started leaking clips of the show before it airs. In a new clip from Wednesday’s episode (which is apparently titled “Eek! A Penis”), Cartman is seen bragging to the boys about going to teach an an inner-city school, to which Kyle suggests that the students will never stand for a “little middle class white boy” telling them what to do. Watch the teaser clip after the jump.

South Park’s YouTube Celebrity Showdown

Last night on South Park (watch the full episode here), Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny convince Butters to star in a viral internet video so they can all make a billion dollars. Once it blows up and they get mentioned on the national news, they visit the Colorado Department of Internet Money to collect their “theoretical dollars.” While they’re in the D.I.M. waiting room, they run into the cream of the crop of YouTube superstars, who end up in a brawl to the death. Chocolate Rain, the Laughing Baby, Tron Guy—the whole gang’s there. With all due respect to the I.C.’s, these are the internets icons. Watch the scene, Butters’ video and the original blockbuster viral videos that inspired the episode after the jump.

Victoria’s Secret All-Stars Hit The Beach

We missed the VH1 show The Shot, but if we had known Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr would be looking this good, we might have watched. [Popoholic]

Times are tough for Georgetown fans, but at least Nike is the releasing the team’s vintage Terminators. [Nice Kicks]

The founder of Popeye’s Chicken has died. Pour out a little grease. [Bayou Buzz]

Just when you thought South Park couldn’t get any stranger, a teaser of this week’s epsisode shows Kenny flying on some sort of bird creature. [South Park Studios]

Many years ago, Amy Winehouse actually looked normal. [dlisted]

The Death Of Britney Spears

Do we all secretly want to see Britney die?

That’s the theory behind last night’s episode of South Park, entitled “Britney’s New Look” (Watch the full episode here). When Ms. Spears comes to remote South Park to hide from the parapazzi, the boys’ attempts at photographing her pushes her over the edge, driving her to shoot her head off with a shotgun.

That’s where most shows would end, but no…Britney—with the top of her head completely gone—attempts to stage a comeback, only to become the subject of more ridicule and incessant press coverage. In the end, we learn that all the adults secretly have a human sacrifice pact, and they chose Britney to die long ago. Death by flashbulb deals the final blow.

Check out a clip and a gallery of Brit’s bloody demise after the jump…