TV The 10 Most Redneck Shows in TV History

Well, that’s it. The most cracka-ass cracka shit possible has happened. Fox has greenlit a new animated show by Jeff Foxworthy. About a dysfunctional family. Set in the world of–you ready for this?–NASCAR. It’s the redneck perfect storm! Now all we need is Sarah Palin hosting a segregated church moose-chili supper in Ralph Reed’s summer house, and we’re all set.

But until that happens, we’ve dug deep into the most fecund veins of crackaness–the South, country music, intoxication, lack of teeth, and unskilled labor–to run down the ten redneckest shows we could find.

Grab your banjo, there’s good pickins ahead…

Music Hip-Hop’s Most Pointless Products

Yesterday, a mysterious Motorola product called “JayZ Headphones” was approved by the FCC. Absent hyphen notwithstanding, it seems reasonable to assume that said headphones are indeed cosigned by said Jigga.

And we’re not saying that it’s a shitty business decision on par with signing Aztek to Roc La Familia, but we sincerely hope that Hov doesn’t regret this like some of these other rapper-endorsed products we’ve seen in the past…