Movies Ayo! Scott: “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Falls Short

Optimus Prime and the Trans-gendered robots are back!

Whether it’s movies or dome, Ayo! Scott enjoys good summer fluff. Both go down a little something like this: Ayo! reclines, Ayo! dumbs out to the action, Ayo! shifts around a couple times before an explosive climax, Ayo! promptly leaves, Ayo! repeats in another theater. Ayo! doesn’t ask for a hell of a lot, which is why it’s so baffling that Michael Bay, master of the mindless blockbuster, and his new sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, failed to pleasure him.

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Movies Ayo! Scott Pokes Shia LaBeouf In His Eagle Eye

Ayo! Scott isn’t some kinda nutty conspiracy theorist fruitcake, but why is it that every conspiratorial thriller Hollywood spits out wastes two hours of his precious time? Could the fat cats in the movie biz be trying to distract Ayo! from his life’s important work'shitting on shitty films and making sweet love to good ones? Just saying, when you’re a big time power broker like Ayo!, you make powerful enemies…Read on to see the review of Eagle Eye and watch the trailer…

Movies Shia LaBeouf Becomes A Terrorist In Eagle Eye

No one is getting as much work these days as Hollywood 'It' boy Shia LaBeouf. Besides having Indiana Jones opening this weekend, LaBeouf will continue his large-screen onslaught late summer when Eagle Eye, a drama/thriller, hits theaters in August September.

In the movie, LaBeouf's character “Jerry” is mysteriously framed up to look like a terrorist, after which he and his mother are forced to carry out a plot to assassinate a politician. The action-packed movie also stars Rosario Dawson, and Billy Bob Thornton. Watch the trailer after the jump.