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Sports Leave It On the Field: The Most Drastic Weight Losses In Sports

loserNFL mini camps started up not long ago, and the big news over the weekend was Tennessee Titans fullback Lendale White, who showed up 30 pounds lighter than the 265 pounds he played at last year. And rather then credit his physical transformation to cardio work or yoga or marathon sex (or, at the very least, profusely apologizing after failing to deliver marathon sex), he went one better and claimed the he dropped the weight of a small child solely from forgoing tequila.

This raised a couple of questions for us: 1) how much fucking tequila do you DRINK, dude?, and 2) is this the first time someone’s dropped so much weight in a single offseason? The answers are: 1) no idea, and 2) no! In fact, he’s the latest in a long(ish) line of people to lose a good deal of weight in a short time! And we found some more! And are very excited about it! Read on to read the miracle diet tips that have us so excited!

August 4, 2009 | Permalink | 3 Comments
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Sports How Shawn Kemp Could Ruin Our Relations With Italy

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The Euro may be the future, but Italian basketball scouting is still a decade behind the times. On Sunday, Premiata Montegranaro of the Serie A, Italy’s premier basketball league, announced that it had signed 38-year-old washed up NBA star Shawn Kemp to a contract.

The six-time NBA All-Star was known as “The Reign Man” when he was slamming down ferocious dunks for the Seattle SuperSonics in the ’90s, but these days a more accurate nickname for him is “Heavy Drizzle.” Kemp last played in the NBA in 2002-03 and is most relevant as a cautionary tale of self-destruction. Now he’ll be able to destroy relations between the U.S. and Italy too. Read on to see five ways that he could get it done…

August 18, 2008 | Permalink | 5 Comments
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