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When Porn Stars Attempt To Make Music

This morning, porn star and vintner Savanna Samson debuted her HOT NEW SINGLE on Howard Stern’s Sirius show. It was totally awesome exactly what you’d imagine: semi-competent singing over a generic dance track.

But that’s not really the point, is it? Porn stars ternt sangas are by no means new; music is usually the second item on an adult performer’s bucket list, just after “appear on Howard Stern” and just before “guest star on Two and A Half Men.” That being said, are you really surprised that we went out and scoured the internets for some of these incredible vocal stylings? Didn’t think so. Check out our round-up of musical porn stars.

Click Here To Give Your Ears A Full-Body Freakin’…

The Hottest Vampires In Cinematic History

With HBO’s long-awaited vampire drama True Blood starting up this Sunday, we got to thinking: even though we don’t think Anna Paquin is a vampire in the show’s first episode, chances are good she’ll be sucking on something before too long.

Which, if you ask us, is a good thing. There’s just something about a set of fangs and an insatiable appetite for man’s most vital fluid that ratchets up the sexy.

If you don’t believe us, peep some of our favorite female vampire moments…

Porn Themed Restaurant Works For Tips

Food options around L.A. have always been scarce, especially for adult performers. All those “no shirt, no service” and “no DPs by the salad bar” regulations can really cramp an intimate evening out. Finally, a couple of skin-flick vets have opened a “porn-friendly restaurant” called Oxygen in the middle of the Vagina San Fernando Valley.

Veronica Rayne and her partner promise a varied menu, as well as a number of booths dedicated to their close friends in the industry. Come with us for a sneak peek at the who the booths are named after, as well as some menu suggestions from their ever-helpful friends at Complex.

To browse the menu we curated click here…

Porn’s Greatest Jailbirds

It’s a sad week for ’90s porn: O.G. Vivid girl Janine Lindemulder has pleaded guilty to failure to pay taxes, and faces up to $100,000 fine and a year in the bing.

Our new slogan is obvious. But Janine wouldn’t be the first adult actress to find herself behind bars—take a walk down mammary lane with us, won’t you?

Click here to see which porn stars have been locked up…

When Sex Gets the Better of American Idol

The NYC rumor mill is saying that we might be seeing an American Idol star pose for Playboy sometime in the near future. We always look forward to seeing sluts get naked and pretend like its an assertion of their feminism (whatup Kim!), and it’s not like we watch American Idol or anything, but we’re hoping it’s Katharine McPhee or Ryan Starr.

The idea of devoting 90 seconds of our lives on the internet to watch these two make out and have sex posing naked reminds us of the great sex scandals and sluts that American Idol has given us over the years, so we’ve compiled the best below.

Celebrity Lingerie Lines We’d Like To Take Off

It’s hard to believe it was over twenty years ago that Janet Jackson threw on black jeans and a t-shirt for her classic “Pleasure Principle” video. Yesterday, the pop-starlet announced that she has teamed up with Bruno Schiavi (the man behind Dr. 90210’s intimate apparel) to create a lingerie collection named after her 1986 smash.

The announcement means that the titty-slipping queen will be joining the slew of other fly celebrity chicks who have tried to capitalize on their sex appeal by dropping “intimates.”

Click here to see our other favorite celebrity lingerie lines…

Hollywood’s Craziest Ex-Girlfriends

There’s a lot more to Woody Allen’s new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona than Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson’s over-hyped lip-lock. Penelope steals the show as Javier Bardem’s completely bonkers ex, who who has a tendency to show her love by stabbing and shooting.

No one can really prepare for the emotional rollercoaster that comes with leaving your lady. But if you’ve seen cautionary tales like Fatal Attraction with Glen Close—the O.G. of crazy-ass G.F.’s—then you might be more prepared when they go balls to the wall. Check out these other psycho exes and watch your back…

Lloyd’s Lessons In Sex Education

We don’t normally look towards young R&B singers for advice on how to live our lives (look what happened to Raz B), but when it comes to dealing with the fairer sex, Lloyd definitely knows his shit.

His recently released album Lessons In Love was originally titled Sex Education, so we decided to put the New Orleans native to the test with some tough questions submitted by our readers. Check out young Lloyd’s guidance on topics ranging from how to pick up a chick at the club, to what to do when you’ve gone soft…

John Holmes’ Hottest Old School Porn Co-Stars

Tomorrow marks the publication of John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches, the first full-length (ayo!) biography of the late great porn titan. It also marks what would have been the big guy’s (ayo!) 64th birthday, so now is as good a time as any to look back at some of the ladies who shared the screen with him. Before Jenna, before Tera, before Kim K.’s exploits, these were the golden era skin queens…

Women Who Will Sex You To Death

Be careful where you put your penis. That’s the lesson we learned from watching Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, the B-movie classic about a detective who encounters a cult of chainsaw-worshipping prostitutes while looking for a runaway girl. It’s almost enough to make a dude stop plowing through professionals. In honor of the flick, which was just re-released to celebrate its 20th anniversary, Complex remembers other movie chicks who make men go flaccid with fear…