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#10: AMY SMART
CLAIM TO FAME: You may remember her as the chick Jason Statham hit off on the sidewalk in broad daylight in Crank. We’re always down for that kind of spontaneity.

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The America’s Most Wanted Tour (Wayne, Jeezy, Drake, Soulja Boy) might be off to a rocky start. [Nah Right]

Feeling sorry for Kelis these days? Show some support by looking at these naughty pics of her. [Holy Taco]

Punchlines to the 100 most offensive jokes of all-time. [Coed Mag]

Kid Cudi rips it up at a Summer Jam on the West Coast. [Dat New Cudi]

Here’s an idea: stop thinking about hotties and start clicking on them. [Double Viking]

The best basketball sneakers out now come with metallic gold accents. Nice. [Daily Drop]

We hope Lindsay Lohan takes this part in the next Robert Rodriguez flick. [PopCrunch]

Yes! Shakira is ready to get sexy in her upcoming music video. [Flisted]

So when pictures from the set of Iron Man 2 surfaced recently, we were excited to see Scarlett Johansson playing Black Widow…which subsequently reminded us of our other favorite villainous vixens. We picked the 8 hottest bad girls from comic book movies so see if your favorite villain made the cut…

#8 GIANNA JUN AS SAYA
BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE, 2009
A 400 year-old, half-human, half-vampire, has never looked so good. We wouldn’t mind putting our stake in her, yadadamean?

#7 JENNIFER GARNER AS ELEKTRA
DAREDEVIL, 2003
Elektra and Daredevil could never make their relationship work because they were kind of enemies. We’d be the bigger man and make peace if our rival was that hot.

#6 UMA THURMAN AS POISON IVY
BATMAN & ROBIN, 1997
The rash we would get from her is worse than any venereal disease, but we have a bottle of calamine lotion handy!

#5 DANIA RAMIREZ AS CALLISTO
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND, 2006
She plays the leader of the Omegas and Storm’s mutant enemy. Battle scenes with Halle Berry? Are we dreaming?

#4 KELLY HU AS LADY DEATHSTRIKE
X2, 2003
Lady Deathstrike is Wolverine’s lady foe that he used to mess with. We’re lucky our psycho ex-girlfriends don’t have adamantium claws.

#3 MICHELLE PFEIFFER AS CATWOMAN
BATMAN RETURNS, 1992
One of our favorites, she can do no wrong.

#2 REBECCA ROMIJN AS MYSTIQUE
X-MEN, 2000
We’ll let Rebecca give us blue balls…literally.

#1 ANGELINA JOLIE AS FOX
WANTED, 2008
You’d think we’d get sick of seeing her in so many action movies, but it never gets old.

There’s no way Complex is waiting three years for the film (film!), so we’ve taken the liberty of providing a few updated casting choices, complete with references to the original actresses. So please, kick back with some SPF 40 and a Piña Colada and enjoy our picks for the Girls of the New Baywatch Movie. Just don’t bring your Vaseline to the beach, homies. You know, sand and such…

Marisa is America’s current All-American blond beach girl and Pam was America’s original All-American Canadian blond beach girl. Sounds like a (near) perfect match to us.
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Does this mean we can also go ahead and pencil Audrina in for the inevitable BASEketball remake before she fades into obscurity? If there’s a god it does!
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OK, so this isn’t such an exact match, but we had to have Jessica in the list and she can be the mature (ha!), intelligent (hee!), reasoned (please stop us) member of the crew. Minus the man’s haircut.
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Burns’ original character’s name was Jessie Owens; Rafaeli only gets the job if she does the high jump…oh who are we kidding. If she can pass our mouth to mouth exam, she’s in.
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Look, tokenism in Hollywood sucks and it isn’t anything new, and we hate to reinforce it…almost as much as we like looking at pictures of model/video chick K.D.
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Carmen’s got a mix of Irish, German, and Cherokee ancestry; Kim’s Armenian, Scotch, and Dutch. How different would the world be if Carmen had grown up when it was acceptable to have a great big beautiful ass?
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The show’s name was changed to Baywatch Hawaii when Stacy joined the cast in ‘99, a nod to her homestate. We’ll call it Baywatch Trailer Park as long as our hot Hawaiian homegirl Jarah agrees to be a part of it.
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Kelly’s character’s last name was “Giminski.” We’ll give Hayden a more eloquent surname in our version.
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Mitzi played Alex Ryker, the mother hen of the Baywatch crew. Rachel can sit on our eggs any time she wants.

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Eleniak was the original blond Baywatch Babe, before Pam Anderson joined the cast and stole the show in season three. We’re hoping that Scar-Jo’s skinny-dipping swim scene in He’s Just Not That Into You was just a warm up…not that we watched that movie.

Oh, wow. Malice of the Clipse is actually keeping this vlogging thing going. [Nah Right]

Even those “baseball is boring” types will find these sexy MLB cheerleaders exciting. [Coed Mag]

Our girl Miss Info gets Maino to open up. [Miss Info]

We don’t really know who you are Keeley Hazell, but we definitely want to find out. [Flisted]

The new season of Entourage ends October 4. Lebron James and Matt Damon will be in the finale. [PopCrunch]

Nothing like a hot MILF to help the day go by faster. [Holy Taco]

So Nike is combining the Air Max 90 and Huarache models for a new hybrid. Awesome. [Daily Drop]

Surely, you have time to waste. Use your minutes (or hours) wisely by checking out these hotties. [Double Viking]

Scar-Jo has racked up many accomplishments in her career, and now she can add being chosen for the Complex Ultimate Archive to her resume. You already know the deal, 28 pages of Scarlet Johansson's hottest pictures ever. We'll see you at the last one, if you make it that far without pulling a Forrest Gump. Oh gawddd!

ESQUIRE, NOVEMBER 2006

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Scarlett Johansson gives and gives. First The Spirit star blessed the world with huge twos and horrendous acting, and now she’s making money for the charity USA Harvest by auctioning off a snot-soaked tissue she blew her nose with on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno (bless you very much, peons).

Scar-Jo is continuing a rather disturbing trend of getting fans to pay big money to for a little celebrity DNA. If you ask us, we should be showering her with DNA. But if you think she’s cool for this, hey, blow your nose, then blow it out your ass. And while you’re at it, check out more ridiculous DNA-licious celebrity memorabilia auction items.

COREY HAIM’S TEETH AND PUBIC HAIR

• When he was a successful actor and heartthrob, all the girls wanted a piece of him. After years of drug addiction, those lucky ladies finally got their shot when he put his authentic decaying teeth and pubes up for auction on eBay so he could buy more drugs. Dreamy.

TIGER WOODS’S APPLE CORE

• At the 2008 U.S. Open, a fan snagged an apple core Tiger discarded and padded his daughter’s college fund by auctioning it off online for $36,000. We can only imagine how much peanuts dug out of his shit would fetch. That’s an asshole in one!

BRITNEY SPEARS’S GUM

• Brit likes to chew gum and douche bags like to follow her around to pick it up and auction it off to psycho fans after she’s spat it out. As far as we’re concerned, when a chick spits and we’re left examining teeth marks, nobody gets paid.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S FRENCH TOAST

• In 2000, a piece of French toast that Justin Timberlake took a bite out of at a New York radio station sold on eBay for $3,154. Extra syrup was not included, as buying JT’s partially-eaten breakfast is already incredibly soft and sweet.

BRYAN ADAMS’S SOCKS

• For $1,000, a female fan bought sweaty socks Canadian rocker Bryan Adams left behind in a car after a concert in Wales. She said she planned to wear them to see his concert. Hopefully she did. And got athlete’s foot. Size 13. Right up her silly bunghole.

SHIA LABEOUF’S UNDERWEAR

• These tighty whiteys Shia wore in the 2006 indie flick A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints went up for auction and included “makeup stains, dirt, etc.” In eBay parlance, “etc.” is short for LaBeefaroni skid marks.

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Between Blaine and his Vegas doppleganger Criss Angel , the two magicians have slept with practically every model, movie star, and drunk bar chick in the world. Wow. Bummer. Since when do socially maladjusted humans who spend their formative years locked in the attic perfecting card tricks get all the hot women? Since always, apparently. Check out our list of ladies who fell for the ‘ol “I found this dildo behind your ear” trick…

HOLLY MADISON

MAGICIAN SHE DATED: Criss Angel
Forty-three seconds after Hef gave Holly the official “I will never marry you” statement from his lawyer, she jumped off the 80-year-old Viagra dick and on to the dirty “illusionist” dick. Oh Holly, stay classy.

CLAUDIA SCHIFFER

MAGICIAN SHE DATED: David Copperfield
The Claudia Schiffer get was a great moment in popular culture, and quite likely the inspiration for a young David Blaine as he sat in his parents Upper East Side penthouse torturing rats that he caught in the street.

JOSIE MARAN

MAGICIAN SHE DATED: David Blaine
You know what? Fuck this dude.

DEBBIE HARRY

MAGICIAN SHE DATED: Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller)
It could be argued that Penn captured the Blondie singer’s heart of glass through magic, but we suspect he showed her his patent for the Jill-Jet, a hot tub/vibrator that has yet to be made.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

MAGICIAN SHE DATED: Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale
Sure, The Presitge was a “fictional” movie, and the magic wasn’t “real,” but it’s still more believable than Scar-Jo marrying Van Wilder.

Beer glasses for the alcoholic fashionista. [Luxist]

Lil Wayne catches feelings over mixtape DJs. [Nah Right]

Anything is possible, just ask the artist with no eyes. [Double Viking]

Karmaloop's Hot Chicks with Huge Kicks puts all those unfunny Heppler Point Of View debacles to shame. [Nice Kicks]

Aubrey O'Day took home the title of hottest chick at Kanye's Party. [LINK]

We looked back at the five funniest news anchor bloopers. [LINK]

Y-3 will drop the Hayworth II mid this July. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:

Nice Kicks: Throwin' it back with the Nike Air Command Force. [LINK]

Nah Right: Papoose wrote a song for his incarcerated lady. [LINK]

SlamXHype: Fred Perry is releasing this limited edition V-neck sweater. [LINK]

Bastardly:Britney Spears is a dirtbag, just take a look. [LINK]

On Smash: Just in case you missed it, here's part 1 of the On Smash Nas interview. [LINK]

We hate to break it to you guys, but this might be your only chance in hell in scoring a brief meeting date with Scarlett Johansson. The buxom blond has agreed to an eBay auction of herself on behalf of Oxfam that includes a meet and greet with at the premiere of her movie “He’s Just Not That Into You” this June, which translated means you get to shake her hand before she’s whisked away by her handlers. It also includes two tickets to the world premiere (location TBD: NY or LA), chauffeured car service to the premiere, a handwritten note, and if you were crazy enough to bring your girl, hair and makeup by Privé. Current bidding has hit $510.05.

[Gawker]