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Wifey Or Trifey: Scarlett Johansson

Actress Scarlett Johansson, just threw a twist in our sexual fantasies by marrying actor Ryan Reynolds. OK, ma, you wanna get wifed up? We’ll just have to make your man a cuckold! But we have a question for Reynolds: Is Scar-Jo really wifey material? The over/under for their marriage has been set at one year. Check out her wifey and trifey tendencies, then vote to see if she’ll be able to make this thing work or be a hot divorcee in a year’s time.

Click here to see the evidence and cast your vote!

When Hot Women Date Magicians

David Blaine finished his latest stunt last night to an audience that had nothing better to do tuned in from around the country. After hanging upside-down for 3 days or whatever it was, you know the magician was ready to redistribute all that blood in his head by hitting off whoever his latest disproportionately attractive girlfriend is.

Between Blaine and his Vegas doppleganger Criss Angel , the two magicians have slept with practically every model, movie star, and drunk bar chick in the world. Wow. Bummer. Since when do socially maladjusted humans who spend their formative years locked in the attic perfecting card tricks get all the hot women? Since always, apparently. Check out our list of ladies who fell for the ‘ol “I found this dildo behind your ear” trick…

Scarlett Johansson Skinny Dips

Cross your fingers that we’ll be able to see Scarlett nude in this scene from her upcoming movie He’s Just Not That Into You. [Egotastic]

Beer glasses for the alcoholic fashionista. [Luxist]

Lil Wayne catches feelings over mixtape DJs. [Nah Right]

Anything is possible, just ask the artist with no eyes. [Double Viking]

Karmaloop’s Hot Chicks with Huge Kicks puts all those unfunny Heppler Point Of View debacles to shame. [Nice Kicks]

Making Out Like Bandits

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz made out, and we were watching. [LINK]

Aubrey O’Day took home the title of hottest chick at Kanye’s Party. [LINK]

We looked back at the five funniest news anchor bloopers. [LINK]

Y-3 will drop the Hayworth II mid this July. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:

Nice Kicks: Throwin’ it back with the Nike Air Command Force. [LINK]

Nah Right: Papoose wrote a song for his incarcerated lady. [LINK]

SlamXHype: Fred Perry is releasing this limited edition V-neck sweater. [LINK]

Bastardly:Britney Spears is a dirtbag, just take a look. [LINK]

On Smash: Just in case you missed it, here’s part 1 of the On Smash Nas interview. [LINK]

Scarlett Johansson’s New Video Is Depressing

Actress-Ternt-Sanga Scarlett Johansson just debuted the video for her single “Falling Down,” the David Bowie assisted track off her upcoming Tom Waits cover album called Anywhere I Lay My Head. The gloomy, introspective video follows an un-excitable Johansson on her daily grind, from a night on the road, until the next morning where stylists are prepping her hair and make-up for a photo shoot. Mix in a few ambiguous flashback shots and the video is a wrap. Sexy, it’s not, but we’re thinking it will be better than shit Heidi Montag puts out. Watch the video for yourself after the jump.

A ‘Scarlett’ Auction

Scarlett Johansson in W magazine / Photo: Lifted from Egotastic

We hate to break it to you guys, but this might be your only chance in hell in scoring a brief meeting date with Scarlett Johansson. The buxom blond has agreed to an eBay auction of herself on behalf of Oxfam that includes a meet and greet with at the premiere of her movie “He’s Just Not That Into You” this June, which translated means you get to shake her hand before she’s whisked away by her handlers. It also includes two tickets to the world premiere (location TBD: NY or LA), chauffeured car service to the premiere, a handwritten note, and if you were crazy enough to bring your girl, hair and makeup by Privé. Current bidding has hit $510.05.

[Gawker]