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The 10 Sexiest Marilyn Monroe Swagger Jackers

Bradley — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:51:32 +0000

Images surfaced last week of Lindsay Lohan’s Vogue Espana editorial photo shoot, an homage to Marilyn Monroe. Again. At first glance, there was the obligatory spewing of Lo-hate, but perhaps Lohan is the most Marilyn Monroe-iest of all the young starlets out there. Monroe was the first average looking lady to trick the world with makeup, poses, and flirting, who made it all the way to the president’s bed without a ton of natural talent. Sure Sam Ronson isn’t the same as JFK, but you get the gist.

Lohan has done the Marilyn thing many times, and getting naked was cool and all, but there are other starlets who have taken the classic sex symbol as muse, and done it better. Click through for the top ten hot Marilyn fashion shoot swag jacks, from Megan Fox to Meagan Good and all the pretties in between…

#10 NICOLE KIDMAN
JACKER: Harper’s Bazaar (2008)
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#9 NICOLE AUSTIN “COCO” (Ice T’s wife)
JACKER: Vanity portrait (2009)
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#8 CHARLIZE THERON
JACKER: Unknown, (2007)
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#7 CHRISTINA AGUILERA
JACKER: GQ (2006)
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#6 LINDSAY LOHAN
JACKER: NY Mag (2008)
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#5 MEAGAN GOOD
JACKER: Vanity Fair (2008)
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#4 SCARLET JOHANSSON
JACKER: Dolce & Gabbana (2009)
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#3 JESSICA ALBA
JACKER: GQ (2005)
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#2 BRITTNEY SPEARS
JACKER: Esquire (2003)
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#1 MEGAN FOX
JACKER: FHM (2008)
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10 Sexy Secretaries We’d Love To Work Over

jerwin — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:42:45 +0000

Know any good secretaries? Seriously, we had to fire ours this morning, so we’re looking for a new one. You see, yesterday was ~~Secretary’s~~ Administrative Professionals’ Day, only our own AP had it on the calendar for today. Hence the fact that she’s now out looking for a job in this sucky economy. ‘Plex bends for no one (PAUSE).

Anyways, the reason we were so excited about APs’ Day was because we’ve been contemplating a post celebrating the little people that take dictation and serve as sounding boards for our crudest pick-up lines (we see you HR). So before we have to go defend yet another frivolous sexual harassment claim, we present the 10 Hottest Secretaries of All Time…

KATRINA BOWDEN AS “CERIE XEROX” IN 30 ROCK

MELANIE GRIFFITH AS “TESS MCGILL” IN WORKING GIRL

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AS “JOAN HOLLOWAY” IN MAD MEN

ANNE HATHAWAY AS ANDY SACHS IN THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG AS “EMILY” IN ENTOURAGE

DOLLY PARTON AS “DORALEE RHODES” IN 9 TO 5

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL AS “LEE HOLLOWAY” IN SECRETARY

JENNA FISCHER AS “PAM BEESLY” IN THE OFFICE

HALLE BERRY AS “ROSETTA STONE” IN THE FLINTSTONES

SCARLETT JOHANSSON AS “SILKEN FLOSS” IN THE SPIRIT

eBay’s Most Disgusting Celebrity Auctions

justinm — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:01:53 +0000

Think Scarlett Johansson is too classy to auction off a used tissue for charity? She snot.

Scarlett Johansson gives and gives. First The Spirit star blessed the world with huge twos and horrendous acting, and now she’s making money for the charity USA Harvest by auctioning off a snot-soaked tissue she blew her nose with on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno (bless you very much, peons).

Scar-Jo is continuing a rather disturbing trend of getting fans to pay big money to for a little celebrity DNA. If you ask us, we should be showering her with DNA. But if you think she’s cool for this, hey, blow your nose, then blow it out your ass. And while you’re at it, check out more ridiculous DNA-licious celebrity memorabilia auction items.

COREY HAIM’S TEETH AND PUBIC HAIR

• When he was a successful actor and heartthrob, all the girls wanted a piece of him. After years of drug addiction, those lucky ladies finally got their shot when he put his authentic decaying teeth and pubes up for auction on eBay so he could buy more drugs. Dreamy.

TIGER WOODS’S APPLE CORE

• At the 2008 U.S. Open, a fan snagged an apple core Tiger discarded and padded his daughter’s college fund by auctioning it off online for $36,000. We can only imagine how much peanuts dug out of his shit would fetch. That’s an asshole in one!

BRITNEY SPEARS’S GUM

• Brit likes to chew gum and douche bags like to follow her around to pick it up and auction it off to psycho fans after she’s spat it out. As far as we’re concerned, when a chick spits and we’re left examining teeth marks, nobody gets paid.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S FRENCH TOAST

• In 2000, a piece of French toast that Justin Timberlake took a bite out of at a New York radio station sold on eBay for $3,154. Extra syrup was not included, as buying JT’s partially-eaten breakfast is already incredibly soft and sweet.

BRYAN ADAMS’S SOCKS

• For $1,000, a female fan bought sweaty socks Canadian rocker Bryan Adams left behind in a car after a concert in Wales. She said she planned to wear them to see his concert. Hopefully she did. And got athlete’s foot. Size 13. Right up her silly bunghole.

SHIA LABEOUF’S UNDERWEAR

• These tighty whiteys Shia wore in the 2006 indie flick A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints went up for auction and included “makeup stains, dirt, etc.” In eBay parlance, “etc.” is short for LaBeefaroni skid marks.

Watch Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz Make Out

bfred — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:48:58 +0000

Ever since the NY Post started rumors about Woody Allen’s new movie back in February, we’ve been intrigued. A anonymous source told Page Six that the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona would include a threesome with the film’s stars Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. It also said that the two actresses have a lesbian make out session:

“People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”

Well today, an early trailer/reel of the movie leaked out, and yes, it does give a brief glimpse at the dirty dark room secret. The film doesn’t come out until September 5, so watch the first look after the jump.

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Scarlett Johannson Catches The Spirit

bfred — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:08:00 +0000

With Sin City’s Frank Miller writing and directing the big screen version of Will Eisner’s The Spirit, two legends in the comic game have joined forces. How could it get any better? Well, for one, Scarlett Johansson is playing Silken Floss, Spirit’s femme fatale character and co-conspirator to Octopus (played by Samuel L. Jackson). The first photos of Scar-Jo in her Silken costume have leaked, and they appear to show shorty dressed as a nurse. Does this mean that elements from Silken Floss MD will be in the film? We’ll have to wait until they debut the trailer at this month’s New York Comic Con to find out. After the jump, see all the photos of Scarlett Floss and the three new Spirit posters.

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The Perfect Match

treats — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:35:58 +0000

Since the onset of summer, the Complex staff has been hitting the gym daily. But we confess, sometimes our eyes get the hardest workout, staring at the shapely female physiques working the treadmills. As if we weren't already in awe of athletic ladies in motion, this fall we'll be ogling them in Scarlett Johansson's new line Scarlett (Hearts) Rbk for Reebok. We haven't seen any of the apparel yet, but if Scarlett endorses it, we have little doubt that it'll be easy (or hard) on the eyes. We'll be watching. Dip, dip, set, set.

Scarlett Johansson and Reebok CEO and president Paul Harrington.

Never let ‘em see you sweat.