Style Last-Minute Costumes For A Cheap Halloween

As it gets down to crunch time, the chances of finding a unique Halloween costume are getting slimmer by the minute. We feel you, though: shit is real, you're uncreative and store-bought costumes suck. But all that doesn't mean you have to be your broke-ass self on a day when you can be a tranny anything you want.

So take our humble advice, look around you and follow the instructions below to find out how to make four timely Halloween costumes without spending a dime…

Music Celebrities Who Give Out Their Cellphone Numbers

Ryan’s # can be found on his MySpace, as well as various men’s bathroom walls across the Village.

Desperate times call for desperate measures: The music industry is still floundering, so artists gotta do what they can to make a buck. Enter SayNow, a service that allows fans to dial up their favorite celebrities. Each of SayNow’s nearly 300 artists'from big shots like 50 Cent to small fries like Young Twinn'have offered their cellphone numbers for Stans to call and leave messages. Apparently, the stars themselves will sometimes call back to leave messages of their own.

This concept was somewhat interesting when Mike Jones (remember him?) originated it, but now that pretty much anybody is offering their digits, the novelty is officially dead. Plus, you’ll have better luck finding a virgin in Hef’s mansion than someone over 13 who believes these artists are actually listening to these calls. But eff it, what if we really could just ring up our favorite celebs? See below to hear a sampling of phone greetings from celebs, and the messages we’d leave them…