The best part of a recession is you can “project” just about anything, an idea that comes in handy when you’re trying to pitch your part of the world to tourists and magazine editors. At a recent press conference to promote Australian tourism, futurologist (yeah we know) Ian Yeoman stated, “Robotics will become important, because you’re going to have labor shortages in the future…Even robot “prostitutes” that would not pass on diseases such as HIV could make an appearance.”

Sounds good to us. Hey Ian: below is our list of top ten robot women we’d like to have sex with. If you can work on getting these made real, we’ll book our tickets. Just let us know when the ladies are ready and we’ll be there with a 10-page cover story, thanks…

MARIA FROM METROPOLIS
Maria is a classic robot, and this movie dates back to 1921. The remake of this film will have her dropping a few inches off of that robot waistline (and adding a few up top), but for the 1920s, this was one hot piece of clunking scrap metal.

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AIKO from JAPAN
This thing is real! An inventor named Le Trung, who has never had a real girlfriend, built this, and it does cleaning, makes drinks and reads newspaper headlines. Homie has spent about $21,000 so far and is still improving it. Would we smash even though we know his tiny inventor wang has been up in there? Maybe if we got some hardcore cleaner and went to work…

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LISA (KELLY LeBROCK) from WEIRD SCIENCE
When Kelly LeBrock popped out of that closet, we were all psyched—robot titties! And then we realized that it was 1985, we were 3 years old, and John Hughes didn’t put nudity in his movies. Oh well, there is always the remake. Wait, is she a robot or a real girl or a hologram or just CGI? Whatever, we’re on it regardless.

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T-X (KRISTANNA LOKEN) from TERMINATOR 3
So she can throw you across the room. Worth it. This woman is effing hot, and if her fantastical off-set robot personality is anything like her real-life sex machine, you’re looking at one of the most awesome robot-love situations of all time here folks.

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CAMERON (SUMMER GLAU) from THE SARAH CONNON CHRONICLES
Terminator (and it’s shitty spinoffs) have this whole robot thing down. Why create male robots at all? It’s not like they’re gonna have robot penis for the ladies. Or maybe they will, but still. Hey engineers in the year 2050: just make hot robot chicks, OK?

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KAY-EM 14 (LISA RYDER) from JASON X
Another robot/sex machine. Granted, if we were stuck on a floating space craft and Jason was going after us we’d do our last rights with the blonde chick, but she’s not a robot, and that wouldn’t make any sense in this post.

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PRIS (DARYL HANNAH) from BLADE RUNNER
Daryl Hannah has always seemed a bit weird looking to us, but the robot stuff is kind of kinky, and here it works. Enough makeup on anything and we’re pretty much there.

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THE FEMBOTS from AUSTIN POWERS
Um. Of course. All at once please.

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JAPANESE RUNWAY ROBOT from JAPAN
This thing kind of makes us laugh, and the thought of having sex with it seems painful—bang bang clunk clunk. In reality, we’d rather watch movies and fantasize about fake robots then succumb to the reality of a rounded steel crotch, but f it. We’ll try anything 3 or 4 times.

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THE ROBOT MODELS from THE SURROGATES POSTERS
Again, all of them at once please. Just don’t pinch the sensitive part, thanks.

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Besides being able to make eye contact, meet and greet customers and engage in brief conversations, Wakamura will also lead the staff in inspirational morning exercises. No word yet if Waka is capable of snappin' on the colored-denim stans that will populate the store, but our fingers are crossed. Check out a video of little homie getting his swerve on in Washington earlier this year…

[Josh Spear]

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