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		<title>The Unauthorized History Of Puppets In Hip Hop</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of Kanye's new "Champion" video, we present the 5 greatest string-pulling moments in rap.]]></description>
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Whatchya wanna do? Wanna be a ballers? shotcallers? Brawlers? Well let <em>Complex </em>be the spoiler. The reality of hip hop is a sad one filled with guys who get their strings pulled, like <strong>Jimi Hendrix </strong>(no Pat Smear, my dear). And occasionally you can actually see their strings. Take for instance the awesomely creative new clip from <em>Complex</em> stalwart contributor <a href="http://www.complex.com/STYLE/Kanye-Beatdowns/Kanye-West-Gallery" />Kanye West</a>, which finds a styrofoam &#8216;Ye sucking wind in the Olympics (no Louganis) like a <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/11/p-rod-2-wins-clash-of-the-kicks-x-games-edition/" />&#8220;Champion&#8221;</a>. We keed, we keed.</p>
<p>But Kanye isn&#8217;t the first hip hopper to use a strung-up effigy of himself in a video. So for your viewing pleasure, and general edification, we&#8217;ve combed through the annals (grow up!) of hip hop to find the <strong>5 greatest moments of puppetry in rap history</strong>. Go to school and peep Kanye&#8217;s latest below&#8230;<br />
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<p>5.) <strong><em>CHAMPION</em>: Kanye West</strong><br />
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He could only go up from the dismally &#8220;artistic&#8221; (read: deliberately boring, is still boring) &#8220;Flashing Lights&#8221; video, but talk about a comeback. The clip is so irreverent and hilarious that we must ask, even though you came in 5th, &#8216;Ye, did you realize that you were a champion? Yes, he did.</p>
<p>4.) <strong><em>ASS LIKE THAT</em></strong>: <strong>Eminem</strong><br />
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Sure, this song and video is clearly the strongest evidence that Marshall&#8217;s lost his marbles&#39;thanks mostly to his weird &#8220;is-he-wearing-mad-make-up?&#8221; look, and oh, that he obsessively wrote a whole song about a bizarre fight with a hand puppet on national TV nearly a year earlier&#39;but Eminem&#8217;s slap-ssic ranks #4 due to it&#8217;s excellent use of the Todd &#8220;REAS&#8221; James designed Crank Yanker puppets and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. That said, the song never made our slinky&#8217;s go d-doing-doing-doing!</p>
<p>3.) <strong><em>DA ART OF STORYTELLING</em></strong>:<strong>Outkast featuring Slick Rick</strong><br />
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Look, this video is pretty retarded but it&#8217;s clocking in at #3 &#8217;cause we&#8217;re hoping that Big Boi will see it and remember that flighty-ass Andre 3000 can be replaced by puppet Andre 3000, and us fans wouldn&#8217;t give a shit, as long as that motherfucker raps.</p>
<p>2.) <strong><em>ME AND THE BIZ</em></strong>: <strong>Masta Ace featuring&#8230; No one.</strong><br />
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What do you do when Marley Marl promises you that Biz Markie will come thru in the 11th hour and track the vocals you left as a reference track for him&#39;on the song you made called, of all things, &#8220;Me And The Biz&#8221;&#39;but doesn&#8217;t deliver? You release the record as is, hope no one notices, and put out a video with a Biz puppet. He squeezed your lemons, Marley, now drink Ace&#8217;s lemonade!</p>
<p>1) <strong><em>HOW DO YOU WANT IT</em>: 2Pac</strong><br />
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Isn&#8217;t it lifelike? How much do you think Suge Knight paid those puppetiers for this 2Pac on strings? What&#8217;s that you say? A million dollars and a get out of jail free card? You are correct, siiiir! Wait, what&#8217;s that? It&#8217;s not a puppet? Whatever&#8230;For taking hip hop&#8217;s most radical, politically charged voice and getting him to make this video, which is easily more ridiculous than &#8220;Da Art Of Storytelling&#8221; to the power of &#8220;Ass Like That,&#8221; to the tune of 100 million in billing, Suge Knight easily owns the greatest moment of puppetry in hip hop. Time it give to daddy, Sugar. How do you want it?<br />
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<p>BONUS RUNNER-UP! <strong><em>ANTE UP</em></strong>: <strong>M.O.P.</strong> (as portrayed by Bert &#8216;N Ernie)<br />
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This was A) better than the real &#8220;Ante Up&#8221; video, and B) would&#8217;ve taken the top spot if it had been done at M.O.P.&#8217;s behest. Now take rings off, fuckers.</p>
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