Kelly Clarkson didn’t ask viewers if she looked fat in her outfit when she appeared on American Idol last week to sing “My Life Would Suck Without You,” but America was kind enough to answer yes. After the show, the Internets started a rumor that Clarkson is pregnant (on stage, she told Ryan Seacrest that she’s not currently dating anyone; a record label rep has since said that the rumor is false). Thanks for making a girl feel good about herself, America.

Still, the thought of Clarkson knocked up got us to wondering if she’d make a good wife’assuming you’re one of those saps who marries the woman he impregnates (if we lived by that code, we’d have to move to Utah and buy a bigger house). Check out the cases for Kelly Clarkson being a wifey and a trifey and cast your vote to determine which she is…


WIFEY?
• Nobody wants an insecure chick who’s constantly complaining about how fat she is. Clarkson’s parents raised her to be proud of her curves, so she’s cool with being big boneded. Which is good, considering the enormity of our manhood.

TRIFEY?
• She’s already got that “I’ve been wifed up five years” thickness about her. And with her Greek genes, it won’t be long before we’re looking back on these as her petite years.