Complex Blog » Portia De Rossi http://www.complex.com/blogs Buy. Collect. Obsess. The original buyer's guide for men. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:35:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 5 Lesbians We Wish Were Straight http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/18/5-lesbians-we-wish-were-straight/ http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/18/5-lesbians-we-wish-were-straight/#comments Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:35:55 +0000 Bradley http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/18/5-lesbians-we-wish-were-straight/ portia.jpg
So, Portia De Rossi got married this weekend to Ellen Degeneres. Awesome. Awesome unless you're a dude who’s had a crush on this Arrested Development actress since forever (Sirens, anyone?). While Portia was once married to a dude, any hopes of bringing her back to team hetero are now squashed.

Sure, trying to “convert” a true lesbian is a waste of time, but there are plenty of other women who have dabbled in both sides that might just need a reintroduction to the power of the dick. Check our list of 5 lezzies we wish would switch sides, and the probability that they’ll be inviting us over for an encounter with their “friends”…

Click here to start the countdown.

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